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Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by ieatpolarbears, Feb 26, 2012.

  1. #1 ieatpolarbears, Feb 26, 2012
    I was just smoking with the rents asleep and I hear my mom wake up and leave her room while I'm mid hit, so I like o shiieeeeeet, and I pack all my stuff away in like .02 seconds and throw it under my bed, and I get in bed and make it look like I was sleeping and shit, but on my way back from the window I feel on the floor cuz I missed the bed, and I hear my mom leave the bathroom so I'm like o shieeeeeet just laying there on the ground, but then she just walks by and goes back into her room and is now asleep again. Soooo relieved. But anyways, now I'm watching Ed edd n eddy and did you guys know that there's some crazy conspiracy theory about the characters of ed edd n eddy just being stuck in purgatory or a spirit world or something? Idk man it's crazy, you should go look it up.
     
  2. #2 DriftingApart, Feb 26, 2012
    I don't know what to make of any of that,

    Or the fact that you eat polar bears.
     
  3. #3 wugwan, Feb 26, 2012
    What the f*king f*k? f*kity what?
     
  4. #4 OscarZetaAcosta, Feb 26, 2012
    Wait...So, wait...:cool:
     
  5. #5 DriftingApart, Feb 26, 2012
    Wait, I think I solved it.

    You should've shot your mother in the knee with a bow and arrow?
     
  6. #6 brahmabull, Feb 26, 2012
    why did you pretend to sleep? is there nothing else you can pretend to do in your room? tv? computer? i always have both on when i smoke so i can just be like im watching tv or on the computer
     
  7. #7 Gravityy, Feb 26, 2012
    Lol, cool story.
    You got lucky :p
    If it was me, knowing my luck my mom would walk in. She hates it when I smoke in the house.
     
  8. #8 ieatpolarbears, Feb 26, 2012
    Lawls, you guyyyss. Anyways, watch this episode. It's crazy as fuuuuuuck
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sgBN1Y00UQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player]Ed Edd n Eddy 204 - One + One - Ed - YouTube[/ame]
     
  9. #9 DriftingApart, Feb 26, 2012
    I'd rather perform a lobotomy on myself with hydrochloric acid.

    The effects would be less corrosive on my cortex.
     
  10. #10 brahmabull, Feb 26, 2012
    OP are you in high school? it seems like you are...
     
  11. #11 DriftingApart, Feb 26, 2012
    90% of the OP's in this section are.
     
  12. #12 ieatpolarbears, Feb 26, 2012
    Home from college brooo. Anyways, I grew up with this show so don't hate.
     
  13. #13 a fallin tree, Feb 26, 2012
    I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.
     
  14. #14 a fallin tree, Feb 26, 2012
    I just had the same thing happen.. I was just about to take a hit and my mom knocks and asks if I had her iPad and I was like just a second. Then I said What do you need? And she said Do you have my iPad and I was like no. And she was like are you sure? I was SO scared! But she left.
     
  15. #15 DABBING ERRL, Feb 26, 2012
    Fell on the floor LOL.
     
  16. #16 a fallin tree, Feb 26, 2012
    Just because it sounds like he is, doesn't mean he is. You have no evidence! Trahh laaa laaww

    Im 18, but still live at home.
     
  17. #17 bitskee9000, Feb 26, 2012
    You disconnect a lobe of the brain particularly the frontal lobe for a lobotomy, and use ice pick looking tools. HCL would do nothing for a lobotomy except eat away your cortex.
     
  18. #18 TheKurupted, Feb 26, 2012
    ed, edd and eddy: a true stoner classic
     
  19. #19 DriftingApart, Feb 26, 2012
    I meant subsequently, after the lobotomy you could pour HCL into your cortex and there have been experiments done where people that have survived this (which is very rare) have maintained a zombie-like state for a few days before dying.
     
  20. #20 Bob Mcgee, Feb 26, 2012
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