FBI Application

Discussion in 'General' started by UncleNate, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. I have never seriously considered it but today i was bored on the internet and decided to look at the requirements for an FBI Agent. One requirement said

    " There are many disqualifying factors. If you've smoked pot more than 15 times in your life or within the last three years you shouldn't waste your time. Any other illegal drug taken at any time will also disqualify you. They will find out."

    How can they find that you smoked weed more than 15 times. Say you were a stoner in high school, smoked alot but now your 35 years old and havn't smoked since you were 18. How are they going to find out?? Are there super drug tests out there?

    Only thing i could think of is them using a polygraph test and straight up asking you.
     
  2. Nailed it. That, and they have some of the most highly trained agents that can decipher body language. They can tell if you're lying

    Though Im not sure how serious they are on the 'smoked pot more than 15 times' thing. I think they are just trying to discourage those kind of people
     
  3. well if they find out your a member of a weed forum pretty much gives u away :smoke:
     

  4. True that haha. I also read further somewhere that they may be willing to pardon this minor offence if you are qualified in all other qualifications
     
  5. LOL, imagine a bunch of stoned agents running around. :D
     
  6. unless you say you do it as a form of reconaissance mission to get into the mindset of the enemy.

    You would probably get the job
     
  7. Some buddy should just go fuck with em, and show up stoned.
     

  8. Ya that'd a great idea. You take the lead i'll follow riiiight behind ya
     
  9. you know those tests are legit cause maury uses them......

    but yeah they probably have body language experts and shit like that
     
  10. [​IMG]

    Says no to weed.
     

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