favourite south park characters and quotes !!!

from the movie i just watched last night

stuck up kid : Oh i just transfered here frow Yawdale with a 4.0 grade point average.

Cartman: dude your a fuckin faggot

 

kyle I am not religus but my parents brought me up jewish so i can relate to him a lot.

any quote he said about hurting cartmen and the lonely jew song.

 

South parks amazing

Mr Garrison - Ok class whats 5x2...............oh come on someone give it a shot
Craig - 8
Mr Garrison - ok nice try but now lets get an answer from someone whos not a fucking retard

 

From the movie:

Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclimation!
Army General: No, i dont listen to hip hop.

Mr Garrison: Well, your mothers are making me throw out my leson plan and teach their lesons cause they're pissed off about something, they must all be on their periods or something.
Kid (forgot his name): Mr. Garrison, wendy and I discussed it, and we thought that what you just said was sexist.
Mr Garrison: I'm sorry, but i just dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die.

 

Mr.Garrison- How would you like to go see the school princible

Cartman- How Would You like to suck my balls
* everyone is shocked*

Mr.Garrison- What did you just say

Cartman- Oh excuse me im sorry *pulls out microphone* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR.GARRISON

 

my fav character is Cartmen.

from the Drinking and Driving episode, which was fucken hiliarious!:
Stan - "Dad, you're not suppose to be drinking and driving."
Dad - "I'm not drinking and driving. I'm driving while drinking."
*...Gets pulled over...*
*Dad rolls down the window for the police officer*
Dad - "What seems to be the officer, problem?"


LMFAO.... i was blazed outta my mind the 1st time i saw that episode an i thought i was gon die cuz i was so hard my fucken side was killin me.


here's a shitload of more quotes, too:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0121955/quotes



ohhh ohhhh ohhh, another one i jus remembered:
Cartman - "Suck my balls..."
Ms. Chokesondick - "Present them"

^lol, the look on their faces................................ priceless.



lol, and the Mel Gibson "Passion of Christ" episode where Stan calls up the Mel Gibson fan hotline and wanted a refund for his money, an (not knowing it's Stan, and vice versa) Cartman an him engage in a FUNNY ass insult battle an Stan realized it was Eric cuz he's mentioned that line b4.. then u see eric hang up an tiptoe away from the fone... lolol..

 

Yeah, haha that episodes great.

Officer: Touch your finger to your nose.
Stans dad: Now how the hell am I supposed to do that?!

 

Cartman: If a woman, ever tried to beat me up, i'd be like, HEY! Stop dressing me up!, and making me dance for you! while you go, and smoke crack, and have sex with some guy i dont even know!

ah the good old days of south park...

 

Mainly anything said by butters, he is a legend in his own right, the best one in the show i think.

 

From the Christian Rock episode.
Kyle: "Come on dad, don't be such a Jew"
Sheila: "Kyle, stop belittleing your own people"
Kyle: "Awwwwwww"

 

my mom says if you pet the fireman's helmet he will spit in your eye.

 

that shit was awesome. all over a few bucks.

i liked the woodland critter xmas too.

BLOOD ORGY!!!!

 

I was always a fan of the Osama BinLaden episode. Holding up that little sign saying "small aint it"
Cartmen: so thats what this is all about

 

Stan: My uncle Jimbo says that after this, he's gonna take me hunting in Africa.
Cartman: My mom says theres a lot of black people in Africa.

 

^hell yeah! i love that line from the southpark movie... so fucking funny... prolly my fav as well

 

from that new 1 with the super adventure club when chef turns into the robot thing haha..

Chef- Hello there children, would you like some salty chocolate balls??
guy- ..oh you meen like a chocolate candy??
Chef- No...i meen my ballz