On newgrounds they have a couple of different flashes about the history of the f-word. http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/82536 http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/1917 http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/121701 Note : They all have the same audio but different visuals.
Either shit (just because of those moments that require a really long drawn out 'shhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttt man...') or whorebag. Fuck doesn't even seem like a naughty word to me anymore, I look at it in the tradition of Spongebob... just a sentence enhancer.
1st - FUCK 2nd - WANKER 3rd - BOLLOCKS (although the final one is apparently not an offensive word - it is the way I use it though! - lol)
fuck you fuck me fuck tom fuck mary fuck gus fuck darius fuck the west coast and fuck everybody in the east eat shit and die or fuck off at least fuck preschoolers fuck rulers fuck kings and queens and gold jewlers fuck wine coolers fuck chickens fuck ducks everybody in your crews sucks, punk mother fucks fuck critics fuck your reveiw even if you like me FUCK YOU fuck your mom fuck your moms moma fuck the beastie boys and the dollie lama fuck the rainforest fuck forest gump, he probably liked it in the rump fuck a shoe pump fuck off fate and fuck off fifty states ooo and fuck you fuck your girlfriend i probably did already fuck kyle and his brother tom petty fuck the president fuck your welfair fuck the government and fuck fred bear fuck nudget you like to hunt alot so fuckin what fuck disco, count a monty crisco fuck sissco and jack & jerry brissco fuck every one that went down in the titanic,in a panic FUCK YOU ALL!! (courtesy of I.C.P
mine is Douche Nosel. (creative I know) When i'm mad at someone I might say something like "Shut up, you fucking Douche Nosel!" or if i'm mad and lazy, just "Shut it Douch Nosel" or if mad, lazy, and high, "Douche".
-bizzump like it never lost a step my favorite is gay. not gay as in homosexual though, gay as in lame. +1 sarah silverman.
I love them all! But I usually use these words and phrases Fuck my ass Fuck me Fuck you Suck my dick Assrape Fuckass Assfuck Dickshit Dicksniffer Assclown Pussyshit Pussyfucker and lots more but im too tired