favorite rap punchlines thread.

Discussion in 'Music genres, Bands and Artists' started by blazedandcrazed, Apr 29, 2009.

  1. post up your favorite hip hop lyrics and punchlines.

    keep the length within reason tho. dont bother clogging up the thread with stuff no ones gonna bother reading

    im thinking more along the lines of punchlines, but i just posted this cuz i cant think right now ive been on GC all fucking day on adderall and i need to just chill out for an hour:smoking:

    yea so.....lets see that lyrical venom
     
  2. YOU THE BIGGEST FRAUD THAT I SEEN THUS FAR
    FIRST TIME U WENT TO JAIL U WAS THE MUTHAFUCKIN GUARD

    wat? i can't remember who said that but i got some lulz. some rick ross diss.
     
  3. I put you up on the IV, not the Roman Numeral 4
    But the IV that leads to the funeral floor
    Battle Cry-Army of the Pharaohs (apathy)
     
  4. #4 ondrugz, Apr 29, 2009
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    cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this Sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain't mine, whats my name?



    eminem
     
  5. When the Devil asks you to dance, you better say never, because a dance with the Devil, may last you forever.
    Immortal Technique
     
  6. Cocaine blaine , that's my dawg calld him up to house that slut gonna fuck her int he back of the bus and fill her nose up with dust.


    Three 6 mafia
     
  7. ahahah i like that one.

    imma post some canibus bombs sometime later

    and hate if you want. wayne may be a poser and a wierdo and his fans may be 90% faggots but you know he can make you laugh

     
  8. she poppin ecstasys n get that cotton mouth heavy i give her a bottle water bitch break out sweatin and then she get straight to the head like a fuckin excedrin

    lil weeezy
     
  9. "Introducing, yo fuck that *****'s name"
    - Ol' Dirty
     
  10. i laugh from this picture
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    look. wayne n baby are makin out an dudes on the right are all like, 'uhh? wtf these dudes kissin for? nasty gay bastards' while dude in the middle is all like, 'mmm, i wanna get in on that' an peoples on the left are just lucky they didnt get caught starin' like the middle dude.
     
  11. #11 Broosh, Apr 29, 2009
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvCMlvQMZ5U]YouTube - Kay L - Beast (+ download link)[/ame]

    "On the west, I'm throwing up the W. You boys couldn't win, with double you"


    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_NiLQPFVso]YouTube - YA BOY - "SHOE BOX" *OFFICIAL VIDEO*[/ame]

    "bottom line is i'm outta my mind. and my mind stay on the money alotta the time. alotta dimes, a lotta shine, i'm out on the grind. but i don't mind, i'm a hustla, i don't just rhyme"

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXZ0HJ3EGoQ]YouTube - Crooked I The Finale Hip Hop Weekly[/ame]

    "i'm the feeling you get, when you deeply think of dyin'. i'm as real as it gets, my pain leaves the speakers cryin'. keep an eye on my features, peep the science. you think i'm lyin? when you think of me think as eyein' lions on sleepin giants."

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMcXKvSHSR4"]YouTube - OutKast - Humble Mumble (Feat. Erykah Badu)[/ame]

    "Fuck wishing, you missing the ambition on your mission
    Now you switching why you quitting 'cause it's heated in the kitchen
    Sloppy slipping in your pimping *****
    You either pistol whoop the ***** or you choke the trigger"


    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS3UzJ0SilA"]YouTube - Z-Ro Mo City Don Freestyle[/ame]

    .....this entire song.
     
  12. #12 ImWithWhatever, Apr 29, 2009
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    they dont call him the PLK for nothing ^^^^ he has been a lil boring tho lately

    "i son *****ss like they came outta my penis" cassidy

    "we in the houseee, like a home invasion and this time im gon shine like the chrome on daytons. you could wait on detox or have more patients, baby sippin that lean while we get wasted, weezy wee sip lean me i just taste it, and we be soakin up syrup like a waffle house apron" The Game

    "and if u rele wanna show off, we can get it on, live in front of the cameras on ya own sitcom, i let u kick a verse, fuck it ill let u kick em all, ill even wait for the studio audience to applaud" cannibus

    "i go to college on the tour, im going down in history *****, next to wallace and shakur" banks

    "im all texas, im screwed up, its hard to make moves wen u stock on the block like tetris" the game

    "call me Ya Boy, im the new dude and my bank account match the views on my Youtube - Ya Boy

    a new one i like from drizzzy drake

    "feelin good, feelin great, how r u tho? sippin on that pink shit but nah it aint Nuvo" drake
     
  13. This verse is all punchline but I don't really rate the artist any more its hilltop hoods...


    You won't get far lil punk coz i bust pure rhymes
    Tearin bars like im drunk on the bust to rhyme

    the hideous incidious super fly suffer
    ignorance is bliss n ur a happy motherfucker

    sucker rock a set, im like bobafet with intelect
    im everywhere you go like porno on the internet

    so you dont wanna step trust me - youve been warned
    dont wanna play leap frog with a unicorn - leave ya torn

    - you couldnt battle me with that lame rhyme
    you couldnt come hard with two women at the same time

    you walk in the club dipped in jewels and versace
    only gay guys wear that much gold - plus liberaci

    emcees act arrogant, i wonder why
    if your skills matched your ego youd be eating humble pie

    your rhymes are more average than ya girlfriends looks
    and with a face like that i hope that girl can cook......
     
  14. Check the sig, B.I.G.
     
  15. " One word paralyzin your spine, Got you twisted in the mind, you dialed 1-1-9"

    Pashen
     
  16. #16 Broosh, Apr 29, 2009
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    heres one more:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONXoPdVU8F8&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - day in my life[/ame]

    i couldn't find the lyrics ANYWHERE, so I tried to write them. it's pretty fucking hard.

    "everybody and their mama want a piece of what i'm getting and got ta offer, if my bitch double cross me and i see, thinkin' there ain't no other choice but off her. when it's all said and done, i don't wanna leave my fam. a little change, they can live off me. until then, ain't shit i can do. why complain in the game, startin to play to remain the same. my brain been on a wild mindframe, when the 9 is aimed, buckin' for flame, ready for pain, i'm off the chain, i pop off the thang, wipe the stains off and help you take off your chain. i know i lost it. cock it, pop it, toss it. leave a ***** dead because his mouth was a faucet. always runnin and leakin' shit, information to the police and shit. i did near been done seen it all. happen right there in front of me, on the 4th bitch. if i got on a chain, i got on my 4-5th, and it's the 4th of the 5th. if i sit, fuck it i'm all in. it's the militia, salute me when i'm around. maybe i won't, but may lay a ***** down. i'm a wild child with a foul mouth who found out how to put a full pound in a blouse. ask my bitch, she'll tell ya'll how she's always down with a round in her bra. i keep them *****z lookin, look forever *****, i could never let a motha fucka win with this trick bitch. and my biscuits, are bigger than misfits, flip, twist, spit, never miss, *****, another ditch, ***** with the flick of a wrist i can make you disappear in the mist of the wind. if you ridin, ***** get in."
     
  17. Swollen Members-
    I've been with plenty girls that have suicidal silhouettes
    But me? I choose a nice slow death from smokin' cigarettes.

    Mac Lethal-
    Tote the shield, I broke the top seal
    I catch her in the eye with a rope and hot steel
    Catcher in the Rye like I'm Holden Caulfield
    The stretcher and the sirens will show it's all real
    A detriment society corrodes you all kneel down
    How the fuck do you all feel now?
     
  18. Atmosphere just came up on iTunes...

    As I sit here with my head between my hands
    Attention span focused on tryin to read the plans
    I can't shake the thoughts that it might be in vain
    So I play the radio, while I drive me insane

    (I travel like the wind) I travel like Avis
    I feel as if I've been to hell and back but I ain't even been to Vegas
    Pages and pages of notebooks dedicated
    To separatin' snake skin and amputatin' fake limbs

    (Underestimated) But when you heard me
    Your masculinity went girly, and your whole crew broke out early
    (Self-preservated) Avoidance is the first choice
    (Calculated) Step the fuck away when you hear this voice
    Moist, that's how we leave em' rendered
    Either the brain or the pubic region, dependin' on your gender
    And if you're a female head, no disrespect intended
    Unless you step to me on the mic you must be sheddin' your placenta

    I share the honor of an emcee's past
    Where I wander is this wasteland encased in cheap glass
    Reflectin to find the status where you stand
    You're just another victim with a mic in your hand
     
  19. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIPfQ-HtYeM&feature=related]YouTube - Wu Tang Clan - Bring Da Ruckus[/ame]

    inspectah deck

    i rip it, hardore like porno flick bitches
    i roll with groups of ghetto bastads with biscuits
    check it, my method on the microphones bangin'
    Wu-Tang slang, i'll leave ur head piece hangin'

    bump?
     
  20. #20 Broosh, May 9, 2009
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    i literally went through pages to find this topic, just to say this ONE punchline



    Ace Hood

    now you cats can call me weed because i carry the heat
    and i pack nina's and gats so you hurriedly creep
    your talkin is cheap, i roam where your whole family sleep
    we're chrome handlin, no scared, in the bushes to see.
    i move the weight through your block while you're lookin to see
    you get it
    i can't stop, glock dares you to peek.
    i hop scotch through your block while you movin the rock
    a biggie da boy and pac leave the beef in the pot
    a thief in the night, you can forget about me callin the cops
    or callin you out, i can think of 50 reasons to pop. whether you,
    ready or not. stick your broad in the drop, i stick you like pac,
    flip it out and rip up the top. you dumped in the pot, i leave your
    body stankin and rottin, okay. stankin and rot.
    i say, aint nobody fuckin w me
    i spit that cold and cancer.
    pop like a can of answers.
    flow is considered damaged
    so take a dose and manage
    so call me baby pampers
    because i shit on you haters
    don't need no toilet paper.




    RAWWWWWWWWWW
     

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