Favorite Phrases?

What Goes Around Comes Around.



~Toni~

 

You Missing The Forest For The Trees.


I Say That Sometimes Lol.




~Toni~

 

Never underestimate the stupidity of mankind.

 

Better Safe Then Sorry.



I Got That 1 From My Momma




~Toni~

 

If it aint tight, it aint right!

 

IF the Queen had balls, she'd be King.

 

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

 

When I'm in a bad mood or having a bad day at work, people would ask me how things were coming and I would say, "I'm just PEACHY!" Which is the same thing as "I'm having a bad day." And when someone tries to feed me a line of bull, I say, "YEAH!! Right!!!"

 

GC
Its Nute Burn

bigger pot please

a flush may fix her, maybe

check you ph yeah thats potential Hydrogen

well done, now ask to move it to a journal ..so we may all see progress

good luck

 

don't eat yellow snow.

 

I’m not a weatherman but it’s raining bitches

 

You two hang together like a dogs balls.

 

Ain’t no rest for the wicked
If you like, I love it
Hell in a hand basket
When shit hits the fan

THE ONES MY MOM SAYS LOL
I’m not the 1 or the 2
your ass is grass
Barefoot and pregnant
A hard head makes a soft behind
I have eyes in the back of my head
Pardon my French
Mais Garde Des Don (Well look at that)

 

the worlds smallest violin playing just for you.

 

Home James, and don’t spare the horses.

 

'Land 'o Goshen!'

 

Elvis has left the building. Thank you very much.

 

"The flesh withers 'round an unchanged core" Doris Lessing

 

"ENOUGH OF THIS GAY BANTER" the Bard.