Favorite movie quotes

"This is what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

I love The Big Lebowski!

 

all from Fight Club
"You are not your job ... you are not how much money you have in the bank...not the car you drive ... not the contents of your wallet. You are not your f*cking khakis. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
" We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives "
"I felt like destroying something beautiful. And then something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion -- dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. "
"It's only after we lost everything that we are free to do anything. This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. If you wake up at a different time and in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? "

 

"I am gonna get a 4.0 in damage! I love you guys, don't get me wrong, it's all about this" *pounds chest* "but for the first time in my life, I'm 18 and I can say FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUU!!"
-SLC Punk

"Sure I live bad. But at least I don't have to *work* at it"
-Slacker

 

"Every time I'm in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refridgerator, eating up ALL THE FOOD."

"It's my shit, I can do whatever the hell I want with it."

"What you stealing boxes for? What you gonna do, build a club house?"

"My back! My neck! My neck and my back! I'ma sue you for a hundred and fifty thousand dollars!"

"I look high? [brushes off clothes, straightens sleeves] Do I still look high?"

Friday's got some great quotes

 

Hey, and they're making a HHGTTG movie. Mos Def plays Ford, that's all I remember. Hope it's not crappy... that would be a nice movie to view while baked.

 

Does anyone in the UK know what happened to that Red Dwarf movie? Or anyone for that matter?


oh god I'm a dork
/suicide

 

does he look like a bitch?

what?

DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-BITCH??!

no!

then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch?

 

"english motherfucker! do you speak it?"

"can i have a sip of some of your tasty beverage - to wash it down?"

"it's not the same ballpark, it's not the same league, it's not even the same fucking sport!"

"say bitch be cool. say bitch be cool!!! tell that bitch to calm down!!"

jules from pulp fiction




"protection from what? ze germans?" turkish from snatch

"ok, i reckon the hare gets fucked."
"what, proper fucked?"

turkish and mickey from snatch..


man i love those movies.

 

"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

 

too many good quotes cant choose, but most are from the big labowski, snatch, fear and loathing, pulp fiction.

 

"Im the foot fucking masta."

"Its the one that says Bad Mother Fucker."

 

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. "

"You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! "

"I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of shit up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history. I'm here, he's not. Do you wanna go on with me, you say it. You don't, then you make a move."

-Tony Montana

"If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain"

"Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."

"Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world? "

-Morpheus


OFFICE SPACE

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

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Joanna: So, where do you work, Peter?
Peter Gibbons: Initech.
Joanna: In-yeah, what do you do there?
Peter Gibbons: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
Joanna: What's that?
Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So like 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nah-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

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Michael Bolton: We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.

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Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

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There are so many good ones from office space but those are my favorites

From BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE

Marilyn Manson: The two by-products of that whole tragedy were, violence in entertainment, and gun control. And how perfect that that was the two things that we were going to talk about with the upcoming election. And also, then we forgot about Monica Lewinsky and we forgot about, uh, the President was shooting bombs overseas, yet I'm a bad guy because I, well I sing some rock-and-roll songs, and who's a bigger influence, the President or Marilyn Manson? I'd like to think me, but I'm going to go with the President.
Michael Moore: Do you know that on the day of the Columbine massacre, the US dropped more bombs on Kosovo than any other day?
Marilyn Manson: I do know that, and I think that's really ironic, that nobody said 'well maybe the President had an influence on this violent behavior' Because that's not the way the media wants to take it and spin it, and turn it into fear, because then you're watching television, you're watching the news, you're being pumped full of fear, there's floods, there's AIDS, there's murder, cut to commercial, buy the Acura, buy the Colgate, if you have bad breath they're not going to talk to you, if you have pimples, the girl's not going to fuck you, and it's just this campaign of fear, and consumption, and that's what I think it's all based on, the whole idea of 'keep everyone afraid, and they'll consume.'

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Chris Rock: You don't need no gun control. You know what you need? Bullet control. I think all bullets should cost $5000. You know why? If a bullet cost $5000 there'd be no more innocent bystanders.

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There are many more good movie quotes these are just my favorite. Another good movie with good quotes in it is American beauty but this post is already long enough

 

"Beetljuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice"

 

Jesus:
Are you ready to be fucked, man? I see you roll your way into the semi's. Dios mios, man. Me and Liam, we're going to fuck you up.

Dude:
Yeah? Well that's just like...your opinion, man.



-The Big Lebowski