Favorite/Most Classic GC posts!

Here you go.

 

people should also post links to the thread theyre talkin about... cause i never see the actual thread, just hear people talk about it!

 

I don't remember who posted it, or remember the name of the thread, sorry, you might be able to find it with a search, anyways.

I was reading a thread that asked what is an example of a buzz kill for you. someone responded, "walking in on my mom doing my dad with a stap-on".

 

http://forum.grasscity.com/recreational-marijuana-use/136936-high-killers.html Here's that thread Joe

http://forum.grasscity.com/real-life-stories/87982-stoner-mistakes-anthology.html- its the last post on the first page

 

This thread will either go nowhere or become 956 pages long.

Two words:


THC WORMS

 

Damn, I came in here to post that.

I'll try to think of this thread next time I run across something. I think I've got something in my sig now... I'll have to take a look after I post this though...

 

Grim_X_Reefer: Don't EVER smoke reefer than play "Call of Duty". Oh my god. I am freaking out of my mind! I was so blazed earlier, and played CoD. It felt like I was IN the game. My heart rate went up drastically, I kept getting a tingling feeling everytime I was shot.

What made it worse is that I made a TERRIBLE mistake - I played with surroumd sound. Imagine thinking that you're back in WWII, while being paranoid from pot, and having it ALL around you because of surround sound! Fuck, I was never scared SO much EVER in my entire LIFE ! ! !

When my mom came downstairs (where I was), she said "Stop your damn yelling! Nobody wants to hear that the 'German bastards are flanking the right side', okay?".
Then, I actually told her, "Jesus woman! Get your ass down before you get shot! They're heading-DAMMIT! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!"

I am SO shocked that she didn't know I was high!

Moral of the story - Don't play war games after smoking weed.



P.S. I keep looking over my shoulder because I think I hear somebody saying, "Ja whol, mein furrer!"

Sleeze: Hey brotha, I'm not gay by any stretch of the imagination, but if I were, and I was in the exact same situation as you here's what I'd do.

Ask this kid if he wants to suck on a big juicy fag. Wait for him to answer, and pull out a pack of cigarettes. This way there are 3 positive outcomes for you.
1)You make a funny.
2)You get laid.
3)You give him cancer.

 

Lol this could be a sticky I'll post whenever I see something funny.

 

I crack up every time I read this one by Qoric: "Well with a few reserch i have condluded that people need notr bong to have good time but it is physcolgy makibnng since to others you may appear such in a manner of wich i seee fit for incstiction on ones own benefit arn'tr thouw fo es nic bictheaser pot good . Dude being unchill so high. Thoughts?"

Thread here: http://forum.grasscity.com/general/144206-people-bongs.html?highlight=people+bongs

 

That was the funniest thing i've ever read. holy shit.

 

gtfo this wonderful forum if you plan on being a dick.

...My fave quote? Check the sig.

 

when i was new and talking about getting my first piece i called the head shop the hedge shop....noobish moment for sure. boy did i feel dumb

 

Kickass band. In your sig i mean, LOG. Anyway, my favorite post is this, even though it wasnt posted here but the link to this post was if you got that.

 

I love that crackhead post, makes me laugh everytime I see it

 

what about that one post about some guy comparing pounds of marijuana to pounds of weights? that was 10+ pages