Favorite Corny Joke?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by mklem, May 4, 2016.

  1. I tested all the batteries that we had laying around the shop.
    The ones that tested bad I put in a box and placed them outside our door, with a sign.
    Free
    No Charge.

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  2. What's purple and has lots of wheels?
    Grass! I was just kidding about the purple...and the wheels!

    Why did the dead chicken cross the road?
    Because I kicked it!
     
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  3. Did you hear about the dyslexic Satan worshiper that sold his soul to Santa?
     
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  4. Or the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog?
    Dyslexics of the world, untie!
     
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  5. What's the deal with airline food?? Am I right??

    SeNt FrOm My•☆GaL@x¥ $5☆•
     
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  6. What's the best part about moving to Sweden? Idk, but the flag is a big plus!

    jah!/*d$*:smoking:
     
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  7. My nieces and nephews always enjoyed this one....

    How to catch a polar bear:

    1. Cut a large hole in the ice.
    2. Place frozen peas around hole.
    3. When the bear goes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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  8. Why is the sky so unhappy?
    - It has the blues.
     
  9. whats easyer to unload a truckload of dead babys or bowling balls?...

    ...well you cant use a pitchfork on bowling balls :(
     
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  10. A rooster laid an egg on top of a barn and the wind was blowing from west to east, which way would the egg fall?

    Roosters dont lay eggs
     
  11. If a chicken and a half laid an egg and a half every day and a half, how many eggs in 30 days?

    30

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  12. Whats the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus stop?

    Ones a busty crustacean and the others a crusty bus station

    Gets bitches everytime

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  13. What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?

    One snatches watches, the other watches snatches.

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  14. Why did the pervert cross the road?

    Because he had his dick in the chicken.


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  15. What's the difference between a dead baby and a tomato?

    I don't skull fuck a tomato before I eat it.

    Difference between a bin of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.



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  16. pull my finger

     
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  17. Why did the pervert cross the road?
     
  18. What has six arms, four legs, and seven feet?

    The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

    Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

    For Hispanic attacks.

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  19. What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

    Full!


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