hi everybody...got high today for the first time in years. so being stoned i went looker for stoner quotes...i ended up here. awesome place by the way. i went through all 4 pages of this thread about lines from weed songs....and i can't believe i'm showing a little bit of my age, but you forgot one quote.... i'm in love with mary jane. she's my main thing. she makes me feel alright. she makes my heart sing. and when i'm feeling low, she comes as no suprise. turns me on with her love, takes me to paradiiiiise do you love me mary jane, yeah now do you think you love me mary jane don't you play no game.... you can't help but feel the funk in that song....R.I.P. Rick James...
Acelyone - High lights Light it up! Yeah Put it in the air [Aceyalone] Bubble kush, cat piss, purple rain Hash plant, thai stick, white widow, wreck the train Indo, outdo', to the brain Orange brown redhead, green, the potent strains Bongs, blunts, and zig-zags Bubblers, bowls, blowin out of big bags Twist up, roll up, pack up, hit that Scent so strong in the air, where you get that? Afghan, Pakistan, lamb's bread, skunk Acapulco Goldy, hydro funk Blueberry, chronic, chocolate chunk Northern lights, buddha bless, cannabis cup And that's what's up [Aceyalone] The legislation wants regulation Want to interfere with my cultivation My personal usage for meditation And medication to help the patients Cancer, asthma, emphysema Back pains, migraines, grass is greener Glaucoma, arthritis, epileptic seizures Medicine man make me a believer Cheech & Chong, "Reefer Madness" "Half Baked," _How High_ heal the masses Light that, puff that, dump the ashes Take 2, take 3, take 4 and pass it [Aceyalone] Super silver, Hawaiian haze Sativa, indica, Solomon's grave Genesis, chapter one verse twelve ways Marijuana, hashish, everybody blaze Fuels and fibers, energy saved When the natives met the travelers, guess what they gave All praise due to the seeds they raised And the people all over the world that smoke J's Kings and queens, musicians, actors Everyday, working class, stoners, slackers Low key blazers and green bowl packers If Mary Jane is in the house then I'm gon' mack her This is dedicated to everybody in the world that smoke weed Legalize it Eat it, use it for fibers, Aceyalone
Now Listen You know I work so hard, all day long Everything I try to do, Seem to always turn out wrong That's why I wanna stop by on my way home and say Let's go get stoned -Ray Charles
I would have to say lil boosies verse in Fire by Twista even thought the whole song is dope lil boosie just snaps Im extra blowed, top floor, in the double tree in dis Chi-Town manner smokin dis kush shit back to back, Got me rippin track to track, like Webbie say where dat real at, dat one hit and you feel that, I know ima dog I done smoke train wreck aint done yet, I'ma smoke til I hurt my chest, on da east coast they feed me man, Kilt me wit dat diesel man, got me in new york eatin everything, Dade county jamaican kush, stick to da bag (yeah) put my whole click on his ass, Dont like to brag but I smoke, choke on the best of the best, I be high as giraffe pussy when I'm up in the west, I chopped and tired I'm so high, I then smoked dat pisscat, Smell good let me hit dat, dats why michael phelps did dat?
"Sometimes I sit back with a Buddha sack Mind's in another world thinking how can we exist through the facts" One Love - Nas "Relax and take notes while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke" Dead Wrong - BIG
And I only bring a little good for the trip Just in case we get blurred by 5-0, “Sir you look high” I know, but I prefer my eyes low. Hyyerr - Kid Cudi
ganja is my medication, ganja in my brain. Marijuana takes away the stress and the pain.- Ras MAtthew
Got so many "I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, i smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright, i smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war, i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints, and then i smoke two more" - Smoke Two Joints, Bob Marley "Herbalist, high grade specialist, export green stash, import green cash" - Herbalist, Alborosie "I smoke the best weed. I carefully pick out the stems and seeds.The Doctors orders keep my eyes a bleed. And every night a different kind of breed. I never smoke alone. So mister weed man please pick up your phone. I need some herb to get in a da zone And my girl Cassandra needs a quarter pound. If you wan come back to my place ill f*** you right Anytime you want to ride dirty jus call me day or night, night. Its just a medicine. Little bit a weed makes me go ? cus my adrenaline. Little bit a weed never killed no one mista law. So dont be mad at me, me, me Legal or not that shit dont matter me, me." Long i know
"...Now i have to play the part of the advisor, see the bud is just the tasty tantilizer, the bud not the beer because the bud makes me wiser" -The Pharcyde-"Pack The Pipe" "Me like to smoke the bud but my eyes they get all red, my senses get dull and me forget what i said, me find my joint now and me want to take a toke, let take a long hit, hold the smoke untill me choke!" -Dj Quik-"Tha Bombudd"
I'd give you a bitch before i gave you a joint "too short" ^^^^must really like his weed from the chorus of "Still Blowin'" by too short Get my shit from the weed store smoke it all up now i need some more its what i do you ain't knowin i buy some OG Kush and I'm still blowin'
"i wipe the cool from my eye, put it in my stove and hope that my dough rise, and that my clothes dry, but i am so high i'm sitting on the storm i got soaked by" go to sleep- lupe fiasco "physiclly here, mentally i'm up there some whereee" the runaway: lupe's revenge - unkle
Hell yeah, Supervillians and MF Doom, monsters in their respective fields. My favorite is from Wax, on 2010 til Infinity: "C'mon celebrate, go and light the christmas trees, everybody smile like a colon right-parenthasis."
Ha also a joke between me and my best buddy, but "Hold me, hold me, cause I wanna get higher and higherrr."
Paul Wall I'ma break 'em off until the backbones broken Stainless steel drop phantom, leave the top open Shit done hit the fan, better cover your nose And the Kush done start burnin, better cover your clothes yuuuuhhhhhh!!!! Lol
Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, Round and round and round we go. Roll this joint, gonna get down low, Start my starter, gonna stop the show. -The Rolling Stones
I got a dalmation, I can still get high, I can play a guitar like a motherfuckin riot. Sublime- What I Got I'm happy, feeling sad, got sunshine in a bag, I'm useless, but not for long, the future is coming on. Gorillaz- Clint Eastwood "I tell you I was Smokin' in the boys room" Motley Crue- Smokin' in the Boy's room "You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm The only problem's that the chickens have human arms You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?" You need snacks so you walk to the corner store But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high So you walk around the block to buy some time You finally decide to go into the store But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there You're walking home and you're mouth is dry You should have bought some juice and snacks But you were too high" John Lajoie- High as Fuck
Crush a bit, a little bit, roll it up and take a hit. Feeling lit, feeling right, 2 AM on a summer night-Kid Cudi