fate worse than death

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by RubberJesus, Dec 21, 2009.

  1. #1 RubberJesus, Dec 21, 2009
    I've been stranded on the toilet with no toilet paper for almost an hour now. If anyone who knows me see's this I'm at my folks house, come save me... bring charmin. I'm high as godzilla's balls right now so I may find a solution once I sober up a little bit.
     
  2. #2 redhotblazer, Dec 21, 2009
    and you're on your computer because....?
     
  3. #3 GrandaddyPurps, Dec 21, 2009
    god speed


    god speed
     
  4. #4 Kmouth Soldier, Dec 21, 2009
    You poor, poor man..
     
  5. #5 wicked, Dec 21, 2009
    shit then take a shower.
    f u have no tp its what has to be done........... lol <-- took that from someones story about being busted by the lil bro
     
  6. #6 RubberJesus, Dec 21, 2009
    I like to watch tv on my laptop while I shit
     
  7. #7 wicked, Dec 21, 2009
    Wouldn't we all.
     
  8. #8 ChokinG.VictiM, Dec 21, 2009
    bro did u really bring you laptop into the bathroom with u? ...
     
  9. #9 Fel.pZ, Dec 21, 2009
    its prolly all dried up n shit by now, so itd be safe to make the expedition to get tp or tp substitute
     
  10. #10 TGOD, Dec 21, 2009
    I do it all the time:smoke:
     

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