It is undeniable that fast food has the highest population of working class stoners... And also, the dumbest working class stoners. I found this because today I was offered a job at Burger King, I took it, and me being the curious stoner I am, I decided to google: "BURGER KING MARIJUANA." Old news, but this is what you get for ordering a burger in uniform: This is pure idiocy. You can't get high from marijuana sprinkled on a hamburger... Unless you grilled it with it on the burger. But how often do you get a fresh burger at "Burger Thang?"
Technically you could get high from eating marijuana, it would just taste like s***. It's stoners like this that give the rest of us a bad name.
Man, if I were one of those cops, and lifted up the top bun to discover a plethora of ingredients, tomato, lettuce, ketchup, onion....oh? whats this? weed? To which I would think to myself "FUCK YEAH, BK rocks." Instead they were douchebags and said "Why impair us when we're trying to do our job, eat burgers and fuck people?"
That is a fallacy, the heat in your own stomach produced by digestive juices is enough to activate the psychedelic compounds in MJ. It's not as good if you don't heat it first, but it still works.
So lemme get this straight, someone puts at least one illegal substance in your food and you DON'T go to the hospital? Lol.
That reminds me of that scene from Super Troopers, when that guy had to eat the whole bag of weed and then a whole bag of shrooms