Farts Thread

Hahahahahahaha i cant stop laphing man.


Thats got to be one of the best i have ever heard on G.C

I admit i have done it before hahahahah.



+ rep man you deserve it fully...



KEEPONTOKING.....

 

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This must be a male thing. I have been around guys who thought their farts smelled so good that they wanted to share it. Please don't do this to the ones you love.

 

Ahhh farts, nothing like natural gas that can overpower a room with an exotic smell. Shit, the fastest way to get rid of it is to smell it, so you might as well enjoy it..

 

farts r da bomb

 

Wow... the caliber of your posts have really dropped off, digit

 

sounds like someone i know

 

Man i fuck LOVE the smell of my poots. For instance, today i had to help clean my Mom's storage space out. I just wasn't feeling too well because i hadn't taken my medicine yet that day, and it does that sometimes. Anyways, i felt one coming on. You know the feeling. Your stomache suddenly turns into vicious dogs. Hungry for anything. Showing their sharp fangs. Growling intensly, ready to eat. "GRRRRRRRR" GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR". Suddenly...BAM! It happens. You let one fucking rip.

Loved the smell of that poot...

 

so i disapear for awile and you go and stick your head up your ass????

 

u've got to find joy wherever u can in life!

 

Yeah that's bad... definately a male thing! I fart then leave so I don't have to smell it... My dad's nickname for me when I was growing up was stink pot or stinker cause I fart so much.. Me and my husband have farting battles sometimes in bed where you fart then pull the covers up over their nose to make them smell it.. It gets bad sometimes! lol! Coming from a girl! It's better to fart and bear the shame then to not to fart and bear the pain!

 

Hahaha funny shit man.

I gotta admit I've done it once before

 

Haha, i did it last night in my sleeping bag.

 

Everybody loves there own brand.

 

I'm still waiting on the pill from Family Guy that makes all your flattus smell like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls.

 

I've never farted and actually enjoyed the smell of it... But my farts fucking reek! Them bad boys will bring a tear to yer eye, and make the paint peel off the walls, lol. They are great for holding a lighter too... I've had fire-balls like a foot and a half wide... They look like little mushroom clouds, LOL

 

Better his head than a carrot