Farting before I pee.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by ThatWeedFiend, Jan 17, 2014.

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  1. #1 ThatWeedFiend, Jan 17, 2014
    Ok blades I know its a wtf topic but it seems that every time I'm at a urinal I am unable to let the stream go unless I rip a big one. Is there anyone else that experiences this? If there is then we could unite and find a cure for this disease. Or am I alone on this one? Sorry if this is wacky, I'm high8DSent from my EVO using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  2. #2 100781, Jan 17, 2014
    A disease to some, a blessing to others.
     
  3. #3 Ẅest Čoast, Jan 17, 2014
    Just let it rip and drip...
     
  4. #4 smokinokie, Jan 17, 2014
    All in the attitude.
     
    Make that urinal your bitch and you're R Kelly.
     
    A fart is just man's way of saying, I AM MAN! HEAR ME ROAR!
     
    It's all good as long as the weasel's getting bled.
     
    (Ask your doctor if getting medical advice from stoned people is right for you.)
     
  5. #5 PhilthyPhil, Jan 17, 2014
    I took a shit in a urinal once, fun memory.
     
  6. #6 ThatWeedFiend, Jan 17, 2014
    You guys are awesome.Sent from my EVO using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  7. #7 aceburn, Jan 17, 2014
    Another beautiful thread.Sent from a potato.
     
  8. #8 HighAsBirdPussy, Jan 17, 2014
    Wat in the actual fuck.

    ㅠ ㅑㅅ cㅗ ㄴㅁ ㅛ ㅈㅁ ㅅ
     
  9. #9 420Greensause, Jan 17, 2014
    my thought when I read your name
     
  10. #10 rainbowCHRIST, Jan 17, 2014
    Sometimes, farting while taking a piss can feel better than an orgasm. Somebody has to know what I mean.
     
  11. #11 furittus, Jan 17, 2014
    I love when people mistake GC with google hahaSent from my SGH-I337M using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  12. #12 Rebel Eye, Jan 17, 2014
    never noticed this with me. might have to try a little experiment...
     
  13. #13 100781, Jan 18, 2014
    What if you just happen to have to pee after farting and you're looking at it all wrong?
     
  14. #14 himan235, Jan 18, 2014
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    Why dont you ask fucking yahoo answers. In fact, I'm sure theres already a post on it there
     
  15. #15 100781, Jan 18, 2014
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  16. #16 AugustWest, Jan 18, 2014
    i pee before i fart..
    i don't go out much..
     
  17. #17 DopeGame, Jan 19, 2014
    one time my friend dared me to takea shit on my princables car, n siad if i shit i will pee, so i took a shit and ran home to whipe my ass and my god was it tichity i took like a 2 hr shower but man that was a fucking good time lol
     
  18. #18 TinTizzy, Jan 19, 2014
    sounds like you have premature fartulation
     
  19. #19 Enra5387, Jan 19, 2014
    [quote name="smokinokie" post="19356757" timestamp="1389943655"]All in the attitude.Make that urinal your bitch and you're R Kelly.A fart is just man's way of saying, I AM MAN! HEAR ME ROAR!It's all good as long as the weasel's getting bled.(Ask your doctor if getting medical advice from stoned people is right for you.)[/quote]There are no words to describe my pure happiness. I <3 hobbit weed
     
  20. #20 SiriusWolff, Jan 19, 2014
    It's because you use them same muscles for both really. It's hard not to do one if you do the other.
     
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