Famous Stoner Quotes

I like this one from weeds:

"Nance, trust me, a bakery is virtually impossible to run without drug money."
-Doug Wilson (Kevin Nealon)

 

I have some gems from real life friends.
=]

"You can always feel better at what you do."
"Piano is like the gateway drug of instruments."
"Comparing a digital camera to an SLR is like comparing an apple to an orange." "Well they're all just kind of a big fruit store to me."

 

Awesome quotes man. Love all the Maynard ones, I'm a big fan of Tool +rep for taking all that time

 

'let's smoke a blunt'

 

I'm surprised the op didn't post one of Leary's best quotes
"We all just need to turn on, tune in, and DROP out." one of my favorite quotes

 

red-got weed?
meth- got blunt?


annnd.......

i love high school girls, i get older, they stay the same age.
but in my case, its now college girls, lol

 

"i like to get really really really...... really really fuckin high, hell yeah"

-me

 

im sorry i cant explain the blissfull emotions i feel from playing/listening to guitar but.. here are some quotes from tool i find quite fascinating






Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability
To lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.
, taken from Right in two


'Cause I'm praying for mayhem
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down

from Aenima


Eye on the TV
'Cause tragedy thrills me
Whatever flavor it happens to be like
Killed by the husband
Drowned by the ocean
Shot by his own son
She used a poison in his tea
Then kissed him goodbye
That's my kind of story
It's no fun till someone dies

Vicarious, very much describes cable news huh? ... hmm wata kawinkydink.

 

"reality is a crutch for people who cant handle drugs"

saw it in someones sig here today, xD

 

martha washington was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

 

thats in there, sir

 

"I say fuck the world, and i get high first"

 

Great collection of quotes! Really appreciate your effort!

Listen, I'm making an iPhone app for stoners, since there isn't one around, and I'm looking for as much stuff to put in it as I can. What I have planned so far:

-A catalogue with all the types of weed and hash documented in it, with pictures
-A lot of trippy material, ranging from pics, to music, to videos, etc.
-Prices around the world, updated every month or so.
-And, after reading this, a huge collection of quotes.

My question is, do you mind if I use this collection of yours?

The app will be completely free, no bullshit adds, no hidden fees, no malicious money-making stuff. I'm just doing it out of love for the herbs. As your second-to-last quote of John Lenon says,
"Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, No need for greed or hunger, A brotherhood of man. Imagine all the people Sharing all the world."

Once again, thank you for this collection, and I hope you don't mind if I use it.

Thanks!

 

No Bob? this thread /Dissapoint

"Herb is the healing of a nation, Alcohol is the destruction"
Bob

 

Love it

"I'm the one who's gonna die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want."
-Jimi Hendrix

"When you smoke the herb it reveals you to yourself"
-Bob Marley

Or another one of my favorites

Who are you to judge the life I live
I know i'm not perfect
and I don't live to be.
But before you start pointing fingers...
Make sure your hands are clean.
-Bob Marley

 

it's clean, not clear man

 

Didnt see this one

"Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; None but ourselves can free our minds."
-Bob Marley

 

bill is the coolest ever!

 

If anyone has ever seen the movie "Hackers", then you've heard a quote from Ozzy Osbourne as stated by a student.

"Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most."

Pretty cool quote.