I've smoked like twice, at a young at younger age before this. But it was only like 2 hits, nothing that could effect me much. When I was 18 I went over my friend Brock's place. He was on break from college courses and it was my first time visiting since he moved away from our hometown. Around 4 or 5ish he asks me "Yo, you wanna smoke?" I responded as if I was some sort of pro and said "It's whatever bro, you already know I'm down." Like mentioned earlier, I've smoked before this night. But just that quick I realized that I was going to be smoking a lot more than I've done before. So i wasn't aware of what to expect, boy was I in for it. So we leaned over by the window and lit up. We went 50/50 on a L and I wasn't feeling much at first but a slight buzzing feeling in my head. So thinking that was seriously all being high was, I was disappointed. After about 10 minutes we're chilling on the bed. He's on his laptop and i'm jut relaxing looking at the ceiling. Next thing my vision became crisp and vibrant. Things started to slightly blend together and make interesting things. (I'm like extremely creative so I could see a pile of clothes and imagine a forest of a variety of colors. Or see a blanket and see a huge demorphed creature stretched out on the bed.) that kinda thing. My hearing got noticeably better, and that was my favorite part since I'm a music fiend. My chest felt sort of perked out as if I was holding in a big breathe and my body started tingling. I was officially high. . . At this moment the air went dead silent and I turned around and looked at my friend. I started giggling and I couldn't stop it. So he started laughing a bit too. He said "Yo, you good?" I responded with "HOW LONG DOES THIS LAST!?" We both instantly started laughing soo hard and started discussing our highs. So forum what are some funny first time lines you've made or have heard?
"Don't call my mom!" *long pause* "You don't know my mom's number..." *eye contact* *pissed my pants*
*Looks at friend and sees him hugging himself and rocking* "Dude, what are you doing?" "I'm just.. enjoying my own body heat, man." It was his first time getting high and he was BAKED.
I'm pretty sure my first words were. "This is awesome!", pretty sure I just kept repeating that every few lines
My first time we were smoking blunts and like good friends they told me to make sure I inhaled. So I did, as you should. Then once more before passing it, as you should. Then I let out a cloud of smoke, as you should. Then I noticed that a couple of them were staring at me almost in disbelief. "Isn't this your first time?" "Yee." "Why didn't you cough?" "Wha...hahaha... duuude, it's just a little marijuana."