So I was just watching that episode of family guy where Stewie and Bryan get trapped inside the bank vault. So Stewie ask Bryan why he has a gun in his safe deposit box and Bryan responds he keeps it in case he want to kill himself and that one line just hit me and made me think I cant describe why other than just thought it was deep. Like if the only reason you had a gun was for that reason and you kept it somewhere so that in case you wanted to do it you could without much hassle.
I think a lot of people do that actually...I believe I've seen that a few blades keep a pistol around for that very same purpose.
Yeah but they're hilarious so who cares... it's not meant to be cohesive, meaningful comedy, it's just mindless laughs. You want comedic quality, watch American Dad. You want to get blazed and laugh at pointless shit, watch Family Guy.
I have quite a collection of firearms. And yes, there is a special little 454 Casull that I keep around just in case I need to....you know.....
[quote name='"Autechra"'] Yeah but they're hilarious so who cares... it's not meant to be cohesive, meaningful comedy, it's just mindless laughs. You want comedic quality, watch American Dad. You want to get blazed and laugh at pointless shit, watch Family Guy.[/quote] I'm really glad I started watching American Dad. I'm not a huge fan of Family Guy...I'll laugh at some if the jokes if I'm high at a friends place, but I never purposefully watch it by myself. When AD came out, I didn't really give it a chance at first. I started watching it though, and it's sooo much better than FG. South Park beats both hands down though. [quote name='"Vir Infractus"'] I have quite a collection of firearms. And yes, there is a special little 454 Casull that I keep around just in case I need to....you know.....[/quote] Well for what's it's worth, I would be sad if you used it. I know you're probably not asking for advice, but why don't you save up a few grand and keep it with the pistol? That way you would have one last option before that final one. You could buy a plane ticket anywhere in the world and just start fresh. There are plenty of places that are cheap to visit. You can buy a kilo of hash in Nepal for like, $100. One of my buddies just spent a month in Vietnam..he payed $200 total for a room at a hostile for the whole month. I would personally suggest Australia. I'm actually moving there next year. You can get a "work and play" visa, which lets you stay in the country for a year, and work 40 hours a week while you're there. Minimum wage there is a little over $16, and their dollar is worth roughly the same the American dollar (it fluctuates back and forth). Also, the minimum wage increases with age, up until your early 20's, so most college aged kids make $20+/hr. If you have a bachelors degree, it's crazy easy to get a job. It's less common to go to university over there, so it's really rare to see a college grad working at a department store or fast food place. If you're interested in school, you'd probably have a really good shot of getting in. They have good school systems, and since they're a sparsely populated country they love getting foreign students (especially Americans- not trying to be egotistical about our university system. I think it's severly flawed. We just have the reputation for having some of the best schools in the world, and it looks good to have us. Not my personal opinion- was told that by a prominent Australian professor/writer/social commentator). You can get a student visa, go to school, and also work 20 hours a week. After that, you could apply for residency just because you studied there. The schools are usually cheaper than American schools too, even the out-of-country tuition. Basically, it's a gorgeous country, with gorgeous women, beaches, mountains, and hands down the best seafood (and food in general) I've ever had. And they hook foreigners up, haha. Edit: Hahaha, I didn't realize how long that was until after I posted it. I am higher than I realized. Sorry that's it's super off topic, but I just want you to know there's always another option.
I watched a episode lastnight where Quagmire's father had a sex change and then Brian slept with him. He threw up like 1 min straight, shit was funny. Then he got his ass beat by Quagmire and once the fight was over, Brian was like ".....BTW, I fucked your father." That shit had me rollin
I'd rather watch the history channel or the weather channel. If I'm feeling especially high I'll tune into the discovery channel. But its rare that I watch tv at all. Its all the same shit.
Sometimes this formula works for making me laugh though ...and by the Transitive Property of Humor it is related to the plot
I used to keep a shotgun shell for that reason. I didn't need an exclusive gun for it because I already had one
I used to keep an artillery shell for that reason. What I'm telling you is that I'm packing some serious heat.
[quote name='"VikingToker"'] I used to keep an artillery shell for that reason. What I'm telling you is that I'm packing some serious heat. [/quote] I used to keep a hydrogen bomb for that reason What I'm saying is fuck you!