family guy

Discussion in 'General' started by mike2885, Mar 21, 2006.

  1. family guy is the best show ever the quotes in that show are great <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>
    post some of the best quotes from the show<o:p></o:p>
    "you cant hug children with nuclear arms"<o:p></o:p>
  2. Im I the only one that HATES this show and finds it very annoying, obnoxious, repetetive, and unoriginal?
  3. when peter tackled the indian dude and said, "sorry, i thought the dot on your head was a sniper rifle"
  4. "Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have Diabetes. It hurts when I pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. Two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I found out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit??"

  5. Yes, you are. :)

    Evil Chuck E Cheese Guy: "...and we have complimentary ice cream for the children. We have strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, and people."
    Peter: "What was the last one?"
    Evil dude: "Chocolate."
  6. yes you are.
  7. Stewie " And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then" singing the shatner version of Rocket man
  8. Peter: Hey, I should just give you some beer, ti goes right through you!

    Stewie: oh yeah, and after that maybe we can light up a doobie and watch porn...

    Peter: ...really?
  9. "hahaha childhood obesity"

    "math my dear boy is nothing but the lesbian sister of biology."

    Lois: Peter if you keep drinking like this something bad will happen

    Peter: Yea, something bad...all the way to the bank!

    Brian: Nice
  10. Lois: "Peter Can be so immature at times."

    Peter at wedding reception: "what can i say about my wife but *Clapping* MILK MILK LEMONADE AROUNG THE CORNER FUDGE IS MADE!"
  11. Peter stranded on island:"Ok! Ok! heres one what would you guys rather be blind or a midget? "

    Cleveland: "oh thats easy blind it heightens your other senses to near super hero levels"

    Quagmire: "yeh and every women i did would be Cheryl Teegs haha orite"

    Joe:" definitley blind"

    Peter: "OH You Guys Are Crazy! Wha?! Wha?! Ya dont want to be a midget?! one of those funny little guys running around..getting into all types of shennanigens..Smoking a cigar while your riding around in a stroller?!"

    Joe: "good point"

    Quagmire: " Never thought of it that way"

    Cleveland: "They are gods little punchlines!"

    Peter: "Ok! Ok! Heres another one.. Black or crippled?"
  12. "Yer you doin' that...uhhhh the floor...ahhhhhhhh"

    ^Peter on xtc (not word for word but god damn that was funny)

    Best line ever...

    Brian: YEAAAAAAAAH! In you're fucking face fuckwad
  13. when peter says out of nowhere "so i was thinking, i haven't had big league chew in forever"
    i love family guy
  14. when brian was confessing his love for lois to peter at the soon as brian stopped talking peter says "oh my god...

    you can TALK!"
  15. i got ripped and listened to rocket man it was awesome
  16. Defiantely are the only one.
  17. Peter: kick joe , kick
    Lois: Peter, hes crippled
    Peter: that doesnt mean he cant hear, kick joe kick
  18. When Stewie and brian are burying Brian's mom he asks Stewie to say something,
    "Yea, and God said to Abraham, 'You will kill your son Isaac.'
    "And Abraham said: I can't hear you. You'll have to speak into the
    "And God said, 'I'm sorry. Is this better? Check, check, check.
    "'Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm getting some hiss back here."'

    Also Peter: Lets drink till we can't feel feelings anymore
  19. "like when god told abraham to kill isacc" And then abraham lincoln shoots isacc hayes
  20. Cleveland: Hey Peter, are you up for another snow cone?
    Peter: No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn't taste like lemon, it tasted more like...oh you guys are asses!

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