I'm fairly new to GC, been here for about 2 months, and I have a few questions. One is about the rep. How many bars do you have to have to be able to give rep? Will the grey rep I have ever turn into good rep or bad rep if the person gets enough bars? Does the rep directly affect hoe many bars I have? I don't understand some of the lingo you guys use on here. If you guys could like throw out some commonly used phrases and break them down for me It'd definitely help my understanding of my surroundings on here. I've tried context clues, but it's no use for my stoner brain. I'm sorry I'm such an idiot. I kinda feel like one for asking, but I figured I'd just go ahead and take the flaming i get for it. Thanks in advance to all who have helped. (I've been lurking for a while, but I've only been posting for a short time.)
Rep is about to change, so it really doesn't matter...but no, your gray rep will never turn green (or red) as it came from people that didn't have enough rep to actually give rep. And yes, your rep points directly affect how many bars you have, for the time being. What lingo are you talking about? lol. I use the same "lingo" on here that I use in real life, and I'm sure others do too, so I'm not sure what you might be talking about. Throw out a few
It was just the OP thing, but then he explained it was Original Poster. Also, I've heard GTFO. I'm figuring it "Get the fuck out". There are other ones that I'm not sure of, I can't remember them either. I'm sorry I can't elaborate, guys.
QFT = Quoted for truth. FML = Fuck my life. STFU= shut the fuck up. And the many others that I cant think of ATM. EDIT-- ATM = At the moment
A/S Age/Sex A/S/L Age/Sex/Location AA Adios Amigo AA Alcoholics Anonymous AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact AATK Always At The Keyboard ABCD Any Bozo Can Do ABT About ACD Alt Control Delete ACK Acknowledge ACK Acknowledged ACRONYM Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning ADN Any Day Now AFAIAA As Far As I Am Aware AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned AFAICS As Far As I Can See AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell AFAIK As Far As I Know AFAIR As Far As I Recall AFAIR As Far As I Remember AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It AFAYC As Far As You're Concerned AFAYK As Far As You Know AFB Away From Brain AFC Away From Computer AFCPS Any Fool Can Plainly See AFDA A Few Days Ago AFDB A Few Days Back AFK Away From Keyboard AFTP Anonymous File Transfer Protocol AFU All Fucked Up AI As If AICMFP And I Claim My Five Pounds AIH As It Happens AIIC As If I Care AIR As I Recall AIR As I Remember AIS As I Said AISB As I Said Before AISI As I See It AIUI As I Understand It AIW As It Was AIW As It Were AKA Also Known As ALA As Long As ALAP As Late As Possible ALG Ain't Love Grand AMAP As Many As Possible AMAP As Much As Possible AMD Air Movement Device AMF Adios Mother Fucker AMF Adios My Friend AMF All My Fault AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction AML All My Love ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different ANSI American National Standards Institute AOL America On a Leash AOL America On-Line AOL Army Of Lamers APAC All Praise And Credit APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity ARE Acronym-Rich Environment ASAFP As Soon As Fucking Possible ASAHP As Soon As Humanly Possible ASAP As Soon As Possible ASCII American Standard Code for Information Interchange ASF And So Forth ASL Age/Sex/Location ASO And So On ATB All The Best ATLA Another Three Letter Acronym ATM At The Moment ATM Automatic Teller Machine ATSL Along The Same Line ATTN Attention ATTYOB Anything That Turns You On Baby AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence AWCIGO And Where Can I Get One AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet AWOL Absent Without Leave AWS As We Speak AWYR Awaiting Your Reply AYBABTU All Your Base Are Belong To Us AYCOOYM Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind AYF All Your Fault AYK As You Know AYOR At Your Own Risk AYPI And Your Point Is AYT Are You There
B/C Because B4 Before B4N Bye For Now BAB Build A Bridge BAC Back At Computer BAC By Any Chance BAD Bad As Designed BAF Brain Already Fried BAIC Boy, Am I Confused BAK Back At Keyboard BAMF Bad Assed Mother Fucker BANANA Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody BAS Big Ass Smile BASIC Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control BB Be Back BBFN Bye Bye For Now BBIAB Be Back In A Bit BBIAF Be Back In A Few BBL Be Back Later BBN Bye Bye Now BBR Burnt Beyond Repair BBS Be Back Soon BBS Bulletin Board System BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later BBW Big Beautiful Women BC Basket Case BC Because BCC Blind Carbon Copy BCNU Be Seeing You BEG Big Evil Grin BF Boyfriend BFBI Brute Force and Bloody Ignorance BFD Big Fucking Deal BFFL Best Friends For Life BFG Big Fat Grin BFG Big Friendly Giant BFG Big Fucking Grin BFG Big Fucking Gun BFH Big Fucking Hammer BFI Brute Force and Ignorance BFI Bunch of Fucking Idiots BFM Big Fucking Magic BFMI Brute Force and Massive Ignorance BFN Bye For Now BFOG Blouse Full Of Goodies BG Big Grin BGUTI Better Get Used To It BH Better Half BHB Big Hairy Bollocks BIBO Beer In, Beer Out BIC Back In Character BIC Best In Class BICBW But I Could Be Wrong BIL Brother In Law BION Believe It Or Not BIOYA Blow It Out Your Ass BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port BITD Beaten It To Death BK Because BKA Better Known As BKAM Between Keyboard And Monitor BLT Bacon, Lettuce, & Tomato BLTN Better Late Than Never BM Bite Me BMB Bite My Butt BMF Bad Mother Fucker BMOC Big Man On Campus BMTIPG Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters BMW Big Money Wasted BMW Bikes Made Wonderful BMW Bought My Wife BNF Big Name Fan BNI Batteries Not Included BOC But Of Course BOF Birds Of A Feather BOF Boring Old Fart BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell BOHICA Bend Over, Here It Comes Again BOL Best Of Luck BOOMFM Bored Out Of My Fucking Mind BOOYFM Bored Out Of Your Fucking Mind BOS Big Orange Switch BOT Back On Topic BOTE Back Of The Envelope BOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation BRB Be Right Back BRBDGA Be Right Back, Don't Go Away BRBGTGP Be Right Back Got To Go Pee BRGDS Best Regards BRS Big Red Switch BS Big Smile BS Bull Shit BSEG Big Shit Eating Grin BSF But Seriously Folks BSG Big Smiling Grin BSG Broad Sweeping Generalization BSOD Blue Screen Of Death BSOM Beats the Shit Out of Me BST But Seriously Though BTA But Then Again BTAICBW But Then Again I Could Be Wrong BTAIM Be That As It May BTC Biting The Carpet BTDT Been There Done That BTDTGTS Been There Done That, Got the T-Shirt BTDTGTTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt BTFT Been There Fixed That BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me BTK Back To Keyboard BTLSOM Beats The Living Shit Out Of Me BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead BTSOOM Beats The Shit Out Of Me BTU Back To You BTW By The Way BTWBO Be There With Bells On BUAF Butt Ugly ASCII Font BUAG Butt Ugly ASCII Graphic BUGS Bloody User Generated Symptoms BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer BWDIK But What Do I Know BWFH Bastard Webmaster From Hell BWK Big Wet Kiss BWL Bursting With Laughter BWQ Buzz Word Quotient BYKT But You Knew That BYKTA But You Knew That Already BYOB Bring Your Own Booze BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle BYORL Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
C Cool C&G Chuckle and Grin C/O in Care Of C4N Ciao For Now CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try CANFU Combined Army-Navy Fuckup CAPTCHA Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart CATCH Come Again, That Can't Help CAUL Complete And Utter Laziness CB Call Back CBA Can't Be Arsed CBL Come Back Later CC Carbon Copy CCOC Crosley Car Owners Club CD Compact Disc CD-ROM Compact Disc - Read Only Memory CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months CE Creative Editing CF Charlie Foxtrot CF Cluster Fuck CFD Call For Discussion CFV Call For Votes CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips CIC Christ, I'm Confused CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out CID Crying In Disgrace CIO Cut It Out CIS Compuserve Information System CLAB Crying Like A Baby CLI Command Line Interface CLM Career Limiting Move CLOAKA Canonical List Of All Known Acronyms CLSP Cheap Little Sex Poodle CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong CNG Chuckle And Grin CNP Continued in Next Post CO Conference COB Close Of Business COBOL COmmon Business-Oriented Language COBOL Compiles Only By Odd Luck COBOL Completely Obsolete Burdensome Old Language COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language COBOL Completely Over and Beyond Obvious Logic COD Cash On Delivery COI Come On In COO Come On Over COTFL Crawling On The Floor Laughing COTFLGOHAHA Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack CP Chat Post CP Copy Protection CPF Can Pigs Fly CRAFT Can't Remember A Fucking Thing CRBT Crying Real Big Tears CRPG Character Role Playing Game CRPG Computer Role Playing Game CRS Can't Remember Shit CS Cop Shop CSG Chuckle Snicker Grin CSS Can't Stop Smiling CSS Cascading Style Sheet CSW Can't See Why CSY Can't Stop Yawning CTTD Cute Things They Do CTTS Cute Things They Say CU See You CU2 See You, Too CUA Common User Access CUA Commonly Used Acronym CUIAL See You In Another Life CUIC See You In Church CUL Catch You Later CUL See You Later CUL8R See You Later CUL8TR See You Later CUS See You Soon CW Complete Wank CW Current Weight CWYL Chat With You Later CYA Cover Your Ass CYA See You CYAL8R See You All Later CYAL8R See You Later CYL See You Later CYM Check Your Mail CYPUWIPD Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down D&C Duck And Cover D/L DownLoad DAMHIKIJKOK Don't Ask Me How I Know, I Just Know OK DAP Parents Against Dyslexia DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover DBA Doing Business As DBAI Designed By An Idiot DBBO Difficult Bits By Others DBN Doing Business, Not DD Darling Daughter DD Dear Daughter DD Dreaded Disease DDD Deliberate Design Decision DEC Digital Equipment Corporation DEC Do Expect Cuts DEGT Don't Even Go There DEU Dumb End User DFI Dumb Fucking Idea DFN Dedicated Frogans Network DFTTOM Don't Forget To Think Of Me DFU Don't Forget Units DGT Don't Go There DH Deaf Hubby DH Dear Hubby DH Dear Husband DH Dick Head DH Dumb Hubby DHCP Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol DHTML Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language DIIK Damned If I Know DIIN Damned If I Know DIL Daughter In Law DILLIC Do I Look Like I Care DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn DILLIGAF Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck DILLIGAFF Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck DINK Double Income, No Kids DINK Dual Income, No Kids DINS Double Income No Sex DITUIHIBMSL Did I Tell You I Hate IBMS Lately DITUILIBMSL Did I Tell You I Love IBMS Lately DIY Do It Yourself DK Don't Know DKU Drop Kick Ugly DL Download DLG Devilish Little Grin DLN Don't Leave Now DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite DLTDHYWTGLSY Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya DMML Don't Make Me Laugh DNA Did Not Answer DND Do Not Disturb DND Drag 'N Drop DNPM Damn Near Pissed Myself DNPM Darn Near Pissed Myself DNS Domain Name Server DNS Domain Name Service DNS Domain Name System DOA Dead On Arrival DOB Date Of Birth DODGE Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere DOM Dirty Old Man DOS Dead Operating System DOS Defective Operating System DOS Disk Operating System DOS Dozing Off Soon DRA Don't Recognize Acronyms DS Darling Son DS Dear Son DSH Desperately Seeking Help DTD Document Type Definition DTHT Delighted To Hear That DTOKAB Drop To One Knee And Blow DTP DeskTop Publishing DTRT Do The Right Thing DUCT Did You See That DUCWIC Do You See What I See DUK Dead Upon Keyboard DVD Digital Versatile Disc DW Dear Wife DW Don't Worry DWAI Don't Worry About It DWIM Do What I Mean DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say DWISNWID Do What I Say, Not What I Do DWOL Drunk while on line DYE Damn Your Eyes DYHABF Do You Have A Boyfriend DYHAGF Do You Have A Girlfriend DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear DYJHI Don't You Just Hate It DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When DYJHIWTH Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens DYODW Do Your Own Dirty Work DYSWIS Do You See What I See DYT Don't You Think
E2EG Ear To Ear Grin ECP Excessive Cross Posting ED Emotionally Disturbed EDP Emotionally Disturbed Person EG Evil Grin EGBOK Everythin's Going To Be Okay EGC Extrememly Gruntled Customer EIF Exercise In Futility EMML E-mail Me Later EMP Excessive Multiple Posting EMS E-Mail Shorthand EMSG Email Message ENQ Enquire EOB End Of Business EOD End Of Debate EOD End Of Discussion EOF End Of File EOL End Of Lecture EOM End Of Message EOQ End Of Question EOQ End Of Quote EOS End Of Show EOS End Of Story EOT End Of Thread EOT End Of Transmission EPBKAC Error Persists Between Keyboard And Chair EPU Evil Parallel Universe ES&D Eat Shit & Die ES<HI Eat Shit & Live To Hate It ESAD Eat Shit And Die ESADMF Eat Shit And Die Mother Fucker ESAL Eat Shit And Live ESBAM Eat Shit, Bark At Moon ESOSL Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter ESP Especially ETA Edited To Add ETA Estimated Time of Arrival ETD Estimated Time of Departure ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym EZ Easy F2F Face To Face F2F Flesh To Flesh F4T Food For Thought FA Fuck All FAAK Falling Asleep At Keyboard FAFWOA For A Friend Without Access FAO For Attention Of FAQ Frequently Asked Question FAQ Frequently Asked Questions FAQL Frequently Asked Question(s) List FAWC For Anyone Who Cares FBH Federal Bureau of Hackers FBH Fucking Butter Heads FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation FBI Female Body Inspector FBI Full Blown Idiot FC Fingers Crossed FCFS First Come, First Served FCOL For Crying Out Loud FD Fuck Dat FDA Food & Drug Administration FDA Fucking Dumb Ass FDROTFL Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing FF French Fry FFRD Flying Fuck In A Rolling Donut FFS For Fucks Sake FFT Food For Thought FGS For Goodness' Sake FIAT Finds It Appalingly Tasteless FIAT Fix It Again, Tony FICCL Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less FIFO First In, First Out FIGJAM Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me FIGMO Fuck It, Got My Orders FIIK Fucked If I Know FIIN Fucked If I Know FIL Father In Law FIOFYF Figure It Out For Yourself, Fucker FISH First In, Still Here FISHDO Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On FITB Fill In The Blank FIWOBATLAAI Fucking Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er FKMFATIFKYB French Kiss My Furry Ass 'Til It French Kisses You Back FLE Four Letter Expletive FM Fucking Magic FMH Fuck Me Harder FMN Forget Me Not FMTEYEWTK Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know FNC Frogans Network Certificate FNS Frogans Network System FNSL Frogans Network System Language FO Fuck Off FOAD Fuck Off And Die FOAF Friend Of A Friend FOAFOAG Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend FOAG Father Of A Girlfriend FOC Free Of Charge FOCLMAO Fell Off Chair Laughin My Ass Off FOD Finger Of Death FORD Fast Only Rolling Downhill FORD Fatally Obese Redneck Driver FORD Fix Or Repair Daily FORD Found On Road Dead FOS Freedom Of Speech FOS Full Of Shit FOT Full Of Tripe FOTCL Falling Off The Chair Laughing FOTM Flavour Of The Month FPS First Person Shooter FPS For Pete's Sake FPS Frames Per Second FRE Frequently Requested Enhancement FRED Fucking Rediculous Electronical Device FRED Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device FRZ Fruitin' Religious Zealot FSDL Frogans Slide Description Language FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart FTDS Fuck The Dumb Shit FTF Face To Face FTL Faster Than Light FTLOG For The Love Of God FTP File Transfer Protocol FTS Fixin' To Start FTSAATSFDNORUAOTDA Fuck These Stupid Ass Acronyms, They're So Fuckin' Dumb, No One Really Uses Any Of Them, Dumb Ass FTTT From Time To Time FTW For The Win FU Follow-Up FU Fucked Up FU Future Use FUA Frequently Used Acronym FUA Fucked Up Again FUBAB Fucked Up Beyond All Belief FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All Repair FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition FUBARWHOF Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition Without Hope Of Fixing FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt FUMTU Fucked Up More Than Usual FUP Follow Up FUP2 Follow Up To FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst FUT Follow-Up To FWIW For What It's Worth FWMAYOR Fuck With Me At Your Own Risk FY Fuck You FY&TSYRIO Fuck You & The Sysop You Rode In On FYA For Your Amusement FYATSYRIO Fuck You And The Sysop You Rode In On FYDITM Fuck You Directly In The Mouth FYE For Your Entertainment FYEO For Your Eyes Only FYG For Your Guidance FYI For Your Information FYP Fixed Your Post
G Grin G1 Good One G2G Got To Go G4U Good For You G4Y Good For You GA Go Ahead GAC Get A Clue GAFIA Get Away From It All GAFM Get Away From Me GAL Get A Life GALL Get A Life, Loser GAP Girls Against Pregnancy GASP Go Away, Silly Person GB God Bless GBH Great Big Hug GBH&K Great Big Hug & Kiss GBH&K Great Big Hugs & Kisses GBH&KB Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back GBKU God Bless and Keep You GBTM Get Back To Me GBU God Bless You GBY God Bless You GC Garbage Collect GD&H Grinning, Ducking & Hiding GD&R Grinning, Ducking & Running GD&RF Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast GD&RVVF Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Very Fast GD&W Grinning, Ducking & Weaving GD&WVVF Grinning, Ducking, And Walking Very, Very Fast GDNR Grinning, Ducking And Running GDNRVVF Grinning, Ducking And Running Very Very Fast GF Girl Friend GF Girlfriend GFAK Go Fly A Kite GFC Going For Coffee GFN Gone For Now GFR Grim File Reaper GFU General Fuck Up GFU Good For You GFY Good For You GG Go Girl GG Good Game GG Good Going GG Gotta Go GGC Goo Goo Cluster GGG Giggle GGN Gotta Go Now GGP Gotta Go Pee GGP Gotta Go Piss GH Getting Hard GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out GIGO Garbage In, Gospel Out GIM Great Idea Man GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That GJ Good Job GL Good Luck GLG Good Looking Girl GLG Goofy Little Grin GLGH Good Luck And Good Hunting GM General Maintenance GM Good Morning GM Got Milk GMAB Give Me A Break GMAFB Give Me A Fucking Break GMBO Giggling My Butt Off GMC Garage Mans Companion GMC Gotta Mechanic Coming? GMT Greenwich Mean Time GMTA Great Minds Think Alike GN Good Night GO Get Out GOB Good'Ol Boy GOI Get Over It GOK God Only Knows GOLD Getting On Limp Dick GOOH Get Out Of Here GOOMF Get Out Of My Face GOOML Get Out Of My Life GOTFIA Groaning On The Floor In Agony GOWI Get On With It GPF General Protection Fault GPF Go Puke, Fast GPY Grumpy GR Get Real GR&D Grinning, Running & Ducking GR&D Grinning, Running, And Ducking GR8 Great GRUIT Get Real You Impudent Thing GSHIWMP Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants GTABO Get That Ass Back On GTBOS Glad To Be Of Service GTFOOMF Get The Fuck Out Of My Face GTG Got To Go GTH Go To Hell GTP Gone To Pee GTS Going To Starbucks GTSY Glad To See You GTTB Gee That's Too Bad GUI Graphical User Interface GW Getting Wet GW Goal Weight GWATCDR God Willing And The Creek Don't Rise H Hug H&K Hug and Kiss H&K Hugs And Kisses H2 How To H8 Hate HAB Hot Asian Babe HABU Have A Better 'Un HAGN Have A Good Night HAGU Have A Good 'Un HAK Hugs and kisses HAND Have A Nice Day HB Happy Birthday HB Hug Back HB2U Happy Birthday To You HBTY Happy Birthday To You HCB Holy Cow, Batman HF Have Fun HH Holding Hands HHGTTG Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy HHIS Hanging Head In Shame HHO 1/2 K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding HHOJ Ha Ha, Only Joking HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding HHOS Ha Ha, Only Serious HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours HIB Have I Been HIG How's it Going HIH Hope It Helps HILIACACLO Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off HIWTH Hate It When That Happens HLOL Hysterically Laughing Out Loud HLOLARAWCHAWMP Hysterically Laughing Out Loud And Rolling Around While Clapping Hands And Wetting My Pants HLV Hasta La Vista HLVB Hasta La Vista, Baby HMFG Holy Mother of Fucking God HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge HMFWIC Head Mother Fucker What's In Charge HMOFG Holy Mother Of Fucking God HMP Help Me Please HMT Here's My Try HNONA Hot Nerd-on-Nerd Action HOF Hell Of Funny HOMPR Hang On, Mobile Phone's Ringing HONDA Had One Never Did Again HORU How Old Are You HP Home Page HPB High Ping Bastard HSIBHHUB Holy Shit It's Batman Holding His Utility Belt HSIK How Should I Know HSP Highly Sensitive Person HTB Heavens To Betsy HTFSIK How The Fuck Should I Know HTH Happy To Help HTH Hope That Helps HTH Hope This Helps HTML Hyper Text Markup Language HTSI Hope That Sinks In HTTP HyperText Transfer Protocol HUA Head Up Ass HUA Heads Up Asshole HUA Heard, Understood, Acknowledged HUB Head Up Butt HUF Horny Unattached Female HUM Horny Unattached Male HW Hardware HWMBI He Who Must Be Ignored HWP Height Weight Proportional HWS(PEST) Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing) HWUA Head Way Up Ass HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... IAAA I Am An Accountant IAAL I Am A Lawyer IAC In Any Case IAD Internet Acronyms Dictionary IAE In Any Event IAIYH It's All In Your Head IANAA I Am Not An Accountant IANAC I Am Not A Crook IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer IANALBIPOOTV I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On Tv IANYM In A New York Minute IARTPFWTSIOWIM I Am Repeating This Parrot-Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means IASH I Am So Horny IAW In Accordance With IBB I'll Be Back IBBV Impossible Bits By Vendor IBC Inadequate, But Cute IBM I Blame Microsoft IBM Idiots Bought Me IBM Inadequate, But Marketable IBM International Business Machines IBN I'm Buck Naked IBTD I Beg To Differ IC I See ICB I Care Because ICBW I Could Be Wrong ICHC I Can Has Cheezburger? ICIHICPCL I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less ICMP Internet Control Message Protocol ICTYBTIHTKY I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You ICUR I See You Are ICYDK In Case You Didn't Know ICYI In Case You're Interested IDBI I Don't Believe It IDBY I Don't Believe You IDC I Don't Care IDD Indeed IDGAD I Don't Give A Damn IDGAS I Don't Give A Shit IDGI I Don't Get It IDK I Don't Know IDM It Doesn't Matter IDMM It Doesn't Matter to Me IDMTM It Doesn't Matter To Me IDT I Don't Think IDTS I Don't Think So IDTT I'll Drink To That IDU I Don't Understand IE Internet Exploder IE Internet Explorer IE That Is IFF If and only If IGG I Gotta Go IGGNLTL I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later IGGTOT I Gotta Go To Other Things IGP I Gotta Pee IGTP I Get The Point IHA I Hate Acronyms IHATCFYB I Have A Terrible Craving For Your Body IHTBS It Has To Be Shown IHTFP I Hate This Fucking Place IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise IHTG I Hate To Go IHTG I Have To Go IHYUWIM I Hope You Understand What I Mean IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It IINM If I'm Not Mistaken IIR If I Recall IIRC If I Recall Correctly IIRC If I Remember Correctly IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me IITYWYBAD If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink IITYWYBMAB If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer IIUC If I Understand Correctly IIWM If It Were Me IIWM If It Were Mine IJLS I Just Like Saying IK I Know IKBA I Know Bugger All IKYBYUWYTISBINSYRTWYHINWIM I Know You Believe You Understand What You Think I Said, But I'm Not Sure You Realize That What You Heard Is Not What I Meant IKYN I Kid You Not ILI I Like Ike ILIC I Laughed, I Cried ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee On My Keyboard ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke On My Keyboard ILIWTPCT I Love It When The Plan Comes Together ILN It Looks Nice ILN It's Looking Nice ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture ILSHIBATF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All The Furniture ILTNMMAMOTCHYCFAPMSFTJ I'd Like To Nominate Mike Meyers As Moderator Of This Conference. Honestly, You Couldn't Find A Person More Suited For The Job ILU I Love You ILY I Love You IM Instant Message IM Instant Messaging IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion IMBO In My Biased Opinion IMBO In My Bloody Opinion IMBW I May Be Wrong IMCAO In My Completely Arrogant Opinion IMCDO In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion IMCO In My Considered Opinion IME In My Experience IMHBCO In My Humble But Correct Opinion IMHO In My Holy Opinion IMHO In My Honest Opinion IMHO In My Humble Opinion IMMOR I Make My Own Rules IMNSCO In My Not So Considered Opinion IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion IMNSVHO In My Not So Very Humble Opinion IMO In My Opinion IMOBIHO In My Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion IMOBO In My Own Biased Opinion IMOHO In My Occasionally Humble Opinion IMPE In My Personal Experience IMPE In My Previous Experience IMPOV In My Point Of View IMS I Am Sorry IMS I Must Say IMU I Miss You IMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion INGSI I'm Not Gonna Say It INL I'm Not Laughing INPO In No Particular Order INT I'll Never Tell IOKIYAR It's OK If You Are Republican IOTTMCO Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer IOU I Owe You IOW In Other Words IOWTBT I Only Want To Be Told IRC Internet Relay Chat IRL In Real Life IRMFI I Reply Merely For Information IROOC I've Run Out Of Cigarettes IRSTBO It Really Sucks The Big One ISAGN I See A Great Need ISBAB I Should have Bought A Book ISDN Integrated Services Digital Network ISDN It Still Does Nothing ISIRTA I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again ISO In Search Of ISO In Support Of ISP Internet Service Provider ISTM It Seems To Me ISTR I Seem To Recall ISTR I Seem To Remember ISWYM I See What You Mean ITA I Totally Agree ITAH Is There Anybody Here ITBUYSIFY Impossible To Believe Unless You See It For Yourself ITD In The Dark ITFA In The Final Analysis ITGLW&TCDR If The Good Lord's Willin' and The Creek Don't Rise ITRO In The Region Of ITRW In The Real World ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It ITWSBT I Think We Should Be Told ITYM I Think You Mean IUIATT I Use It All The Time IUTHALORFH I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Her IUTHALORFH I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him IUTKATS I Used To Know All That Stuff IWALU I Will Always Love You IWBIWISI I Will Believe It When I See It IWBN It Would Be Nice IWBNI It Would Be Nice If IWBS I Was Being Stupid IWIK I Wish I Knew IWSN I Want Sex Now IYD In Your Dreams IYDM If You Don't Mind IYF It's Your Fault IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do IYL If You Like IYO In Your Opinion IYSWIM If You See What I Mean IYW If You Wish
J/K Just Kidding J4F Just For Fun J4G Just For Grins J4SAG Just For Shit And Grins J6P Joe 6-Pack JAFO Just Another Fucking Observer JAFU Just Another Fuck Up JAM Just A Minute JAM Just A Moment JANFU Joint Army-Navy Fuck Up JAS Just A Second JASE Just Another System Error JAWS Just Another Windows Shell JBL Junk But Loud JFA Just Fucking Around JFC Jesus Fucking Christ JFF Just For Fun JFG Just For Grins JFTR Just For The Record JFYI Just For Your Information JIC Just In Case JK Just Kidding JMHFOOC Just My Humble Fucking Opinion Of Course JMO Just My Opinion JMOOC Just My Opinion Of Course JPW Just Plain Weird JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic JTLYK Just To Let You Know JTYWTK Just Thought You Wanted To Know JW Just Wondering K Kiss K Okay KB Kiss Back KBD Keyboard KCBIWIYWI Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It KDW Keep Digging, Watson KEAH Kill Everyone After Hours KHYF Know How You Feel KIBO Knowledge In, Bullshit Out KIQ Keep It Quiet KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid KIT Keep In Touch KITA Kick In The Ass KITB Kick In The Butt KMA Kiss My Ass KMG Kiss My Grits KMYF Kiss Me You Fool KOC Kiss On Cheek KOL Kiss On Lips KOTC Kiss On The Cheek KOTL Kiss On The Lips KTCOOTN Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup KUTGSAWYAD Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work KWIM Know What I Mean KYHOOYA Keep Your Head Out Of Your Ass L Laugh L2BS Licence To BS L2P Learn To Play L2R Learn To Read L8R Later L8R G8R Later 'Gater LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch & Then You Die LABTYD Life's A Bitch, Then You Die LAGNAF Let's All Get Naked And Fuck LAN Local Area Network LART Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool LASER Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation LAY Looking At You LDD La Dee Da LEO Law Enforcement Officer LG Let's Go LGT Link Goes To LHM Lord Help Me LHO Laughing Head Off LHU Lord Help Us LIFER Lazy Incompetent Fucker Evading Responsibility LIFO Last In First Out LIHOP Let It Happen On Purpose LIRGAS Like I Really Give A Shit LIS Lost In Space LISP Lost In Stupid Parenthesis LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis LJBF Let's Just Be Friends LLAL Laughing Like A Lunatic LLAP Live Long And Prosper LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause LMA Leave Me Alone LMAO Laughing My Ass Off LMAOROTF Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor LMC Let Me See LMC Lost My Connection LMCOA Lost My Connection Once Again LMFAO Laughing My Fat Ass Off LMFAO Laughing My Fucking Ass Off LMHO Laughing My Head Off LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life LMK Let Me Know LMS Let Me See LMSO Laughing My Socks Off LMTFA Leave Me The Fuck Alone LMTO Laughing My Tampon Out LMTO Laughing My Tits Off LMWIS Lick Me Where I Sweat LOA List Of Abbreviations LOA List Of Acronyms LOA Love On Arrival LOIS Laughing On The Inside LOL Laughing Out Loud LOL Little Old Lady LOL Lots Of Love LOL Lots Of Luck LOLA Laughing Out Loud Again LOLOL Laughing Out Loud On-Line LOLOL Lots Of Laughing Out Loud LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead LOML Light Of My Life LOOL Laughing Out Outrageously Loud LOQ Laughing Out Quietly LOTUS Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious LOWNBTD Laid Off With Nothing Better To Do LPB Low Ping Bastard LSFIAB Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel LSHIPMP Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants LSHMBB Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts LSHMBIB Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing LSHMCIS Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking LSHMSH Laughing So Hard My Side Hurts LSHTTARDML Laughing So The Tears Are Running Down My Leg LSP Less Sensitive Person LTBF Learn To Be Funny LTF Leap To Frogans LTIC Laughing Till I Cry LTIP Laughing Till I Puke LTNC Long Time, No See LTNS Long Time No See LTNT Long Time, No Type LTP Learn To Play LTR Later LTR Learn To Read LTS Laughing To Self LTUAE Life, The Universe, And Everything LU4E&A Love You For Ever And Always LUB Laughing Under Breath LULU Locally Unwanted Land Use LUSER Loser User LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart LWR Launch When Ready LY Love You LYL Love You Lots LYLAB Love You Like A Brother LYLAS Love You Like A Sister LYLY Love You and Leave You LYMI Love You Mean It LZ Loser M$ MicroSoft M8 Mate MAC Media Access Control MAC Most Applications Crash MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash If Not, The Operating System Hangs MARINE My Ass Riding In Navy Equipment MAYB Mad About You, Baby MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MBUC Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence MCIBTY My Computer Is Better Than Yours MD More Dirt MDA Mail Delivery Agent MEG Mega Evil Grin MFG More Friendly Garbage MFIC Mother Fucker In Charge MFN Main Frogans Network MFTL My Favourite Toy Language MFWIC Mother Fucker What's In Charge MGB May God Bless MGD My Gameboy Died MH Mostly Harmless MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You MHDC(A) My Hard Drive Crashed (Again) MHOTY My Hat's Off To You MHYG Mind How You Go MIASGB Make It A Short GoodBye MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers MIL Mother In Law MILF Mothers I'd Like to Fuck MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed MIPS Meaningless Information Per Second MIPS Million Instructions Per Second MIRL Meet In Real Life ML More Later MLA Multiple Letter Acronym MMF Make Money Fast MMHS Make My Heart Sing MMIF My Mouth Is Full MNT Medical Nutrition Therapy MOF Male Or Female MOF Matter Of Fact MORF Male Or Female MOS Member of the Opposite Sex MOT Moment Of Truth MOT Mug Of Tea MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex MOTD Message Of The Day MOTH Humorous Collectibles Forum Variation On Member Of The Month MOTM Member Of The Month MOTO Master Of The Obvious MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex MOTOS Member Of The Other Sex MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex MP My Pleasure MPTY More Power To You MS Masters Degree MS MicroSoft MS More Of The Same MS More Shit MSCEA My Southern Comfort's Empty Again MSG Message MSMD Monkey See Monkey Do MSS Member of the Same Sex MTA Mail Transfer Agent MTBF Mean Time Between Failure MTF More To Follow MTFBWY May The Force Be With You MUA Mail User Agent MUD Multi User Domain MUD Multi User Dungeon MUG Multi User Game MUNG Mash Until No Good MUNG Mung Until No Good MUSH Multi User Shared Hallucination MYOB Mind Your Own Business N/A Not Acceptable N/A Not Applicable N/A Not Available N/M Never Mind N1 Nice One N2S Needless 2 Say NADT Not A Darn Thing NAFAIK Not As Far As I Know NAGI Not A Good Idea NAHM Not A Happy Man NAHW Not A Happy Woman NAJASC Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer NAJASCYYY Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer Yadda Yadda Yadda NAK Not Acknowledged NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself NAYYY Not Affiliated Yadda Yadda Yadda NB Nota Bene NBD No Big Deal NBFD No Big Fucking Deal NBL Not Bloody Likely NBTD Nothing Better To Do NC No Comment NDA Non-Disclosure Agreement NDLWSMB Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt NE1 Anyone NEM Nothing Else Matters NERD National Establishment For Real Dorks NFG No Fucking Good NFI No Fucking Idea NFIAA No Fucking Idea At All NFS Need For Speed NFS Network File System NFW No Fucking Way NFWM No Fucking Way Man NFY No Fuck You NG New Guy NG News Group NG No Good NHOH Never Heard Of Her NHOH Never Heard Of Him NHTOB Never Heard That One Before NIAA No Idea At All NIC Network Interface Card NICBDAT Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes NIDWTC No I Don't Want To Chat NIFOC Nude In Front Of Computer NIH Not Invented Here NIMBY Not In My Back Yard NIME Not In My Experience NIMFYE Not In My Front Yard Either NIMTO Not In My Term Of Office NINO Nothing In, Nothing Out NIT Not In Therapy NITS Nervous In The Service NK New Kid NLI Not Logged In NM Never Mind NM Not Much NMI No Middle Initial NMJ Not My Job NMN No Middle Name NMP Not My Problem NN Night-Night NNTP Network News Transfer Protocol NONA Nerd-on-Nerd Action NONYA None Ya Business NOPE Not On Planet Earth NORWICH Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home NOYB None Of Your Business NP No Problem NPAA No Problem At All NPF No Problem Found NPI No Pun Intended NPLU Not People Like Us NPNG No Pain No Gain NQA No Questions Asked NQOS Not Quite Our Sort NQWI Not Quite With It NRN No Reply Necessary NSFW Not Suitable For Work NSS No Shit, Sherlock NT No Text NTDW Nothing To Do With NTDWI Nothing To Do With It NTG Not Too Good NTH No Therapy Helpful NTIBOA Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything NTIM Not That It Matters NTIMM Not That It Matters Much NTK Need To Know NTK Nice To Know NTL Nevertheless NTL Nonetheless NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That NTTFLS Not Till The Fat Lady Sings NTYMI Now That You Mention It NUI Network User Identification NW Next Week NW No Way NWOBHM New Wave Of British Heavy Metal NYCTMI Now You Come To Mention It NYM New York Minute NYP Not Your Problem
O Over OACB Offensive As Can Be OAO Over And Out OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject OAUS On An Unrelated Subject OB OBligatory OBE Overcome By Events OBO Or Best Offer OBTW Oh, By The Way OD Oh Dear OD Overdose OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer OFS One Finger Salute OIC Oh, I See OJ Obligatory Joke OJ Only Joking OJ Orange Juice OL Old Lady OLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover OM Old Man OMDB Over My Dead Body OMFG Oh My Fucking God OMG Oh My God OMKC On My Knees Crying OMKP On My Knees Praying OMW On My Way ONNA Oh No, Not Again ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again OO Over and Out OOC Out Of Character OOI Out Of Interest OOM Out Of Memory OOP Out Of Production OOS Out Of Sight OOSOOM Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind OOT Out Of Town OOTB Out Of The Box OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment OP Original Poster OPL Obvious Panty Line OPM Other Peoples' Money ORN Oh Really now OS Operating System OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too OS/2 Operating System 2 OSIF Oh Shit, I Forgot OSIM Oh Shoot It's Monday OSLT Or Something Like That OSOM Out of Sight Out of Mind OSU Officially Sanctioned User OT Off Topic OT On Topic OT1H On The One Hand OTBE Over Taken By Events OTC Over The Counter OTD Out The Door OTF On The Floor OTF On The Phone OTK Over The Knee OTL Out To Lunch OTOH On The Other Hand OTOOH On The Other Other Hand OTOS On The Other Side OTP One True Pairing OTT Over The Top OTTH On The Third Hand OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head OTTOMHAROO Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds OTTOMHAROOB Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds OTW On The Way OTW On The Whole OUSU Oh, You Shut Up OW Oh Well OWTTE Or Words To That Effect OYKKAA On Your Knees Kissing Ass Again OYW On Your Way PABG Pack A Big Gun PAW Parents Are Watching PBD Programmer Brain Damage PBM Play By Mail (Games) PBUH Peace Be Upon Him PCB Please Call Back PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms PCMCIA Personal Computer Memory Card International Association PCO Please Carry On PCYLIHOONL Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left PD Public Domain PDA Public Display of Affection PDE Puppy Dog Eyed PDN Public Data Network PDQ Pretty Damn Quick PDS Please Don't Shoot PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics PEST Please Excuse Slow Typing PF&HOMW Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall PFM Pure Fucking Magic PFT Pause For Thought PG Pretty Good PGP Pretty Good Privacy PGY Post Graduate Year PHA Perfectly Hopeless Ass PHB Pointy Haired Boss PHD Piled Higher And Deeper PHD Push Here Dummy PICNIC Problem In Chair, Not In Computer PIMP Pee In My Pants PITA Pain In The Ass PITBY Put It In Their Back Yard PITFU Pick It The Fuck Up PKB Pot, Kettle, Black PLBKAC Problem Lies Between Keyboard And Chair PLMK Please Let Me Know PLMKO Please Let Me Know, Ok PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort PLS Please PLUR Peace Love Unity Respect PLUTO Pipe Line Under The Ocean PM Personal Message PM Private Mail PM Private Message PMBI Pardon My Butting In PMETC Pardon Me Etc PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In PMFJIH Pardon Me For Jumping In Here PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth PMJI Pardon My Jumping In PML Pissing Myself Laughing PMP Peed My Pants PMP Peeing My Pants PMS Pretty Much Sucks PMSL Pissing Myself Laughing PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn PMYMHMMFSWGAS Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Shit POAHF Put On A Happy Face POC Peeping Other Chatters POC Prisoner Of Chat POD Piece Of Data POETS Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday POETS Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday POITS Piss On It Tomorrow's Saturday POLA Principle Of Least Astonishment POLA Principle Of Least Authority POLP Principle Of Least Privilege POM Phase Of The Moon POP Point Of Presence POP Post Office Protocol POQ Piss Off Quickly POQADCB Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back POS Parent Over Shoulder POS Person Over Shoulder POS Piece Of Shit POS Point Of Sale POSSLQ Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters POTC Peck On The Cheek POV Point Of View PPL People PPN Programmer Project Number PPP Pee Poor Protoplasm PPP Petty Pet Peeve PPP Point To Point Protocol PPPP Previous Paragraph Was Polemical Position PPPPPT Pee Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together PPTSPAHS Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce PRW Parents R Watching PS Photoshop PS Pit Stop PS Post Scriptum PS Postscript PT Physical Training PTB Powers That Be PTL Praise the Lord PTM Please Tell Me PTMM Please Tell Me More PTO Patent And Trademark Office PTO Please Turn Over PW Pathetic Wanker PW Pow Wow PYS Pack Your Stuff Q&A Questions & Answers QDPSH Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker QDSM Quick and Dirty Solution Manager QED Quite Easily Done QED Quod Erat Demonstrandum QFT Quoted For Truth QRT Quit Receiving/Transmitting QSL Reply QSO Conversation QT Cutie QT Quiet R Are RA Research Assistant RA Resident Assistant RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment RAK Random Act Of Kindness RAW Rules As Written RBS Really Big Screen RD Registered Dietitian RE Regarding REMF Rear Echelon Mother Fuckers RFC Request For Comments RFD Request For Discussion RFI Request For Information RFT Request For Thinking RGDS Regards RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges RIP Rest In Peace RL Real Life RLCO Real Life Conference RMA Return Merchandise Authorization RNA Ring, No Answer ROFFNAR Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason ROFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing ROFLABAOTP Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place ROFLAHMS Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides ROFLAHMSL Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing ROFLASC Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat ROFLASTC Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat ROFLBSAOTP Rolling On the Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place ROFLBTC Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet ROFLBTCUTS Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop ROFLGO Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out ROFLGO Rolling On the Floor Laughing Guts Out ROFLHOLCBF Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers ROFLHOLCCF Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur ROFLHOLCDF Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur ROFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off ROFLMAO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off ROFLMAOAPMP Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants ROFLMAOAY Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You ROFLMAOOL Rolling On The Floor Lauging My Ass Off Out Loud ROFLMAOPIMP Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants ROFLMAOWPIMP Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants ROFLMAOWTIME Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes ROFLMBO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off ROFLMHO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Head Off ROFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud ROFLOLPIMP Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants ROFLOLVH Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard ROFLOLWS Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Without Stopping ROFLSHIPMP Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants ROFLSTC Rolling On the Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat ROFLSTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One ROFLTC Rolling On the Floor Licking The Glue ROFLUTS Rolling On the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak ROFLWMK Rolling On The Floor Laughing Wet My Knickers ROFPML Roll On Floor Pissing Myself Laughing ROFTTPOF Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames ROTBA Reality On The Blink Again ROTF Rolling On The Floor ROTFFNAR Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing ROTFLABAOTP Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place ROTFLACGU Rolling On The Floor And Can't Get Up ROTFLAHMS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides ROTFLAPMP Rolling On The Floor And Peeing My Pants ROTFLASTC Rolling On The Floor And Scaring The Cat ROTFLASTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat ROTFLBSAOTP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place ROTFLBTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet ROTFLBTCASTC Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One ROTFLBTCUTS Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop ROTFLBTCUTS Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop ROTFLGO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out ROTFLHOLCBF Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers ROTFLHOLCCF Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur ROTFLHOLCDF Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur ROTFLMAAOBPO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off ROTFLMAOAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants ROTFLMAOAY Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You ROTFLMAOPIMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants ROTFLMAOWPIMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants ROTFLMAOWTIME Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes ROTFLMBO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off ROTFLMHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off ROTFLMTO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Tail Off ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud ROTFLOLPIMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants ROTFLOLWS Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Without Stopping ROTFLSHIPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants ROTFLSTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat ROTFLSTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One ROTFLTC Rolling On The Floor Licking The Glue ROTFLUTS Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off ROTM Right On The Money RPG Really Pathetic Gamer RPG Rocket Propelled Grenade RPG Role Playing Game RPG Role Playing Games RSN Real Soon Now RT Real Time RTD Read The Documentation RTFAQ Read The FAQ RTFF Read The Fine Faq RTFF Read The Fucking FAQ RTFFAQ Read The Fucking FAQ RTFI Read The Fucking Instructions RTFM Read The Fine Manual RTFM Read The Fucking Manual RTFM Read The Fucking Message RTFMS Read The Fucking Manual, Sir RTFQ Read The Fucking Question RTFS Read The Fucking Source RTFS Read The Fucking Standard RTI Real Time Interruption RTM Read The Manual RTM Read The Message RTS Read The Screen RTSM Read The Stupid Manual RTSM Read The Stupid Message RUMF Are You Male Or Female RUMOF Are You Male Or Female RUOK Are You OK RWT Repeat Whole Thing RYFM Read Your Fucking Manual S Sigh S Smile S&N Smile And Nod S/O Someone S/TH Something S2BX Soon To Be Ex S4C Sorry For Caps SAAB Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown SAHM Stay At Home Mom SAMF Sad Ass Mother Fucker SAMFU Self-Adjusting Military Fuck Up SAMFUTU Situation Abnormal, More Fucked Up Than Usual SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Fuck Ups SAR Smart Ass Remark SASB Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly SAYOR Speak At Your Own Risk SB Smiles Back SBB Stupid Beyond Belief SBCN Sitting Behind The Computer Naked SBD Silent But Deadly SBID Shitty But It'll Do SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist SCSI Small Computer System Interface SCSI System Can't See It SCUBA Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus SDIHTT Someday I'll Have The Time SEC Second SED Said Enough Darling SEG Shit Eating Grin SEP Somebody Else's Problem SETE Smiling Ear To Ear SF Science Fiction SF Speculative Fantasy SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware SFC Sorry For Caps SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym SFSG So Far So Good SFT Sorry For That SGML Standardized General Markup Language SH Shit Happens SHID Slaps Head In Disgust SHIT Sure Happy It's Thursday SHIT Sure Happy It's Tuesday SHLH Sitting Here Lauging Hysterically SHM Shit Happens, Mate SHTS Spit Hitting The Spam SHTSI Somebody Had To Say It SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering SIG Special Interest Group SIIC See If I Care SIIN Stuffed If I Know SIL Sister In Law SIL Son In Law SIMCA Sitting In My Chair Amused SITD Still In The Dark SIU Suck It Up SIUYAS Stick It Up Your Ass Sideways SIYH Sooner If You Help SLATFATF So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish SLIP Serial Line Internet Protocol SLIP Single Line In Protocol SLJ Shitty Little Job SLJO Shitty Little Job Officer SLV C'est la vie SMAO Showing My Ass Off SMAR Suck My Ass Raw SME Subject Matter Expert SMO Serious Mode On SMOF Secret Masters Of Fandom SMOFF Serious Mode Off SMOP Small Matter Of Programming SMTP Simple Mail Transfer Protocol SNAC Sitting Naked At Computer SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fucked Up SNERT Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager SNFIAA Still No Fucking Idea At All SNR Signal to Noise Ratio SO Significant Other SOB Son Of a Bitch SOI Stink On Ice SOI Stunk On Ice SOL Shit Out of Luck SOL Shit Outta Luck SOP Standard Operating Procedure SOP Standing Operational Procedures SOP Stay Off the Pipe SOS Same Old Shit SOS Same Old Story SOS Sibling Over Shoulder SOS Someone Special SOSDD Same Old Shit Different Day SOSO Same Old, Same Old SOT Short Of Time SOTMG Short Of Time Must Go SOVS Someone Very Special SOW Speaking Of Which SP sorry for bad SPelling SPAM Slang Name For Unsolicited Commercial Email SS Smiling Sweetly SS So Sleepy SSB Smiling Sweetly Back SSDD Same Shit, Different Day SSDD Same Stuff, Different Day SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms SSIA Subject Says It All ST So There ST Star Trek ST Starting Weight ST Such That STBY Sucks To Be You ST-DS9 Star Trek, Deep Space 9 STF Search The Forum STFU Shut The Fuck Up STFW Search The Fucking Web STS So To Speak ST-TNG Star Trek, The Next Generation ST-TOS Star Trek, The Original Series ST-VOY Star Trek, Voyager STW Search The Web SUCDIC Situation Under Control, Dickheads In Charge SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust SUNOILTY Shut Up, No One Is Listening To You SUQ Stupid User Question SUQs Stupid User Questions SUSFU Situation Unchanged, Still Fucked Up SUYP Shut Up You Pervert SW Says Who SW So What SW Software SW Starwars SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess SWAG Simple Wild Ass Guess SWAK Sealed With A Kiss SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss SWDYRTW Since When Do You Rule The Web SWL Screaming With Laughter SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed SWPL Stuff White People Like SW-SE Star Wars Special Edition SWWPACUWELA Still Wondering Why People Are Coming Up With Eleven Letter Acronyms SWYP So What's Your Problem SYDWBY See Ya, Don't Wanna Be Ya SYIC See You In Cyberspace SYITFP See You In The Funny Pages SYL See You Later SYS See You Soon SYSOP System Operator SYT See You Tonight SYT Sweet Young Thing
TA Thanks Again TADT They All Do That TAF That's All, Folks TAFN That's All For Now TAFT That's A Frightening Thought TAM Tenner A Month TANJ There Ain't No Justice TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TANSTAASQ There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question TARFU Things Are Really Fucked Up TBC To Be Continued TBDL To Be Discussed Later TBDML To Be Discussed Much Later TBE To Be Expected TBH To Be Honest TBNT Thanks But No Thanks TBYB Try Before You Buy TC Take Care TC Telephone Call TCB Taking Care Of Business TCB Trouble Came Back TCBY Taking Care Of Business, Ya'll TCD The Cat's Dead TCOY Take Care Of Yourself TCOYF Taking Charge of Your Fertility TDD The Dog's Dead TDM Too Damn Many TE The End TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It TFB Too Fucking Bad TFDS That's For Damn Sure TFE Too Fucking Easy TFM The Fucking Manual TFN Thanks For Nothing TFS Three Finger Salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del) TFTT Thanks For The Thought TFTT Thanks For The Tip TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally TGFTCL Thank God For The Chat Line TGIF Thank God It's Friday TGTF Thank God Tomorrow's Friday THHGTTG The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy THNX Thanks THO Titty Hard On TIA Thanks In Advance TIASIRGOOH This Internet Acronym Shit Is Really Getting Out Of Hand TIATLG Truly, I Am The Living God TIC Tongue In Cheek TIE Take It Easy TILII Tell It Like It Is TIMTOWTDI There Is More Than One Way To Do It TINALO This Is Not A Legal Opinion TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation TINC There Is No Cabal TINSTAAFL There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TINWIS That Is Not What I Said TIP To Insure Promptness TIWTGLGG This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes TJATAW Truth, Justice, And The American Way TLA Three-Letter Acronym TLC Tender Loving Care TLD Top Level Domain TLG The Living God TLTB Thank you Linesmen, Thank you Ballboys TM Thread Mangler TM Tomorrow TM Trust Me TMI Too Much Information TMIKTLIU The More I Know, The Less I Understand TMSHTF Too Much Shit Hit The Fan TMTLTBMG There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl TMTOWTDT There's More Than One Way To Do This TN Telnet TNLNSL Took Nothing, Left Nothing, Signed Logbook TNOTB The Number Of The Beast TNOTVS Theres Nothing On Tv So TNSO Temptingly Naked Significant Other TNT Till Next Time TNTC Too Numerous To Count TNX Thanks TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law TOBG This Oughta Be Good TOY Thinking Of You TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto TPAE The Possibilities Are Endless TPS This Program Sucks TPSS This Program Sucks Severely TPTB The Powers That Be TQM Total Quality Management TRATEOTU The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks TS Tough Shit TSIA Title Says It All TSJD Texas Size Jelly Donut TSOHF Total Sense Of Humor Failure TSR Terminate And Stay Resident Program TSR Totally Stupid Rules TT Take That TTBE That's To Be Expected TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge TTFN Ta Ta For Now TTL Time To Live TTL4N That's The Lot For Now TTLFN That's The Lot For Now TTM To The Moderator TTS Tiny Tit Syndrome TTT To The Top TTTH Talk To The Hand TTUL Talk To You Later TTUL Type To You Later TTYL Talk To You Later TTYL Type To You Later TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon TTYRS Type To You Real Soon TTYS Talk To You Soon TTYS Type To You Soon TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow TUFD The User File Died TVM Thanks Very Much TWAIN Technology Without An Interesting Name TWIMC To Whom It May Concern TWIWI That Was Interesting, Wasn't It TWYAS That's What You All Say TWYT That's What You Think TX Thanks TY Thank You TYCLO Turn Your Caps Lock Off TYLE Took You Long Enough TYP Thank You Partner TYVM Thank You Very Much U You U/L Upload U2 You Too UAE Unrecoverable Application Error UBD User Brain Damage UCCOM You Can Count On Me UCE Unsolicited Commercial E-mail UDS Ugly Domestic Scene UIAM Unless I Am Mistaken UL Upload UNA Use No Acronyms UNCLE Unified Nuclear Coalition Of Latvian Emigrants UOK Are You Okay UOK You Ok UOM$ You Owe Me Money UPGS Unfinished Project Guilt Syndrome UR You Are UR Your URI Uniform Resource Identifier URL Uniform Resource Locator URLCM You Are Welcome USAFU Un-Serviceable, All Fucked Up USB Universal Serial Bus USU Usually UTC Under The Counter UTSL Use The Source, Luke UTT Under The Table VBEG Very Big Evil Grin VBG Very Big Grin VBS Very Big Smile VBSEG Very Big Shit Eating Grin VC Virtual Community VEG Very Evil Grin VES Very Evil Smile VETLA Very Enhanced TLA VFM Value For Money VH Virtual Hug VHS Video Home System VLSTGLOI Vodka, Lime, Soda, Tall Glass, Lots Of Ice VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VPH Visible Panty Line VPN Virtual Private Network VR Virtual Reality VT Virtual Time VW Very Wasted VW Virtually Worthless VWD Very Well Done VWG Very Wicked Grin VWS Very Wicked Smile W Whatever W Wink W/ With W/O Without W8 Wait W8ING Waiting WAB What A Bummer WAB What, Another Bill WAC What A Crock WAD Without A Doubt WADR With All Due Respect WAEF When All Else Fails WAF Wife Acceptance Factor WAFWOT What A Fucking Waste Of Time WAG Wild Ass Guess WALOC What A Load Of Crap WAM Wait A Minute WAMKSAM Why Are My Kids Staring At Me WAN Wide Area Network WARS World Acronym Reference Standard WATB Whiney Ass Titty Baby WAUF Where Are You From WB Welcome Back WB Write Back WBASAP Write Back As Soon As Possible WBMBF Wanna Be My Boy Friend WBMGF Wanna Be My Girl Friend WBS Write Back Soon WCAGA What Comes Around, Goes Around WCTYBTWHTKY We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have To Kill You WCUWTELANIGTKWTM Who Came Up With Those Eleven Letter Acronyms, Nobody Is Going To Know What They Mean WD Well Done WDF What Da Fuck WDO Well Done Opponents WDOI Wouldn't Dream Of It WDYC Who Do I Call WDYLL What Do You Look Like WDYM What Do You Mean WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That WDYT What Do You Think WDYW What Do You Want WEFT Wrong Every Fucking Time WEM Whatever, Man WFF Warm Fuzzy Feeling WFHIT What Fresh Hell Is This WFM Works For Me WFO Wide Fucking Open WG Wicked Grin WGACA What Goes Around Comes Around WGAS Who Gives A Shit WGBTY Will Get Back To You WGO What's Going On WGTG Well, Got To Go WH What's Happening WIBAMU Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle WIBNI Would It Be Nice If WIBNIF Wouldn't If Be Nice If WIIFM What's In It For Me WIMP Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System WISP Winning Is So Pleasurable WIYGW Write If You Get Work WLYK Will Let You Know WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before WOA Work Of Art WOB Waste Of Bandwidth WOCAB Who, Of Course, Are Bastards WOE Way Of Eating WOE World Of Entertainment WOFTAM Waste Of Flaming Time And Money WOL Wake-On-LAN WOL Way Of Life WOL Win Or Lose WOLF Witless One Line Followup WOM Word Of Mouth WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time WOWF Witless One Word Followup WRATGAS Who Really And Truly Gives A Shit WRT With Regard To WRT With Respect To WRU Who Are You WSD Willing Suspension Of Disbelief WSLS Win Some, Lose Some WT Without Thinking WTF What The Fuck WTFDIC What The Fuck Do I Care WTFDIK What The Fuck Do I Know WTFDYTYA Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are WTFO What The Fuck, Over WTFRU Who The Fuck Are You WTFRUTA What The Fuck Are You Talking About WTFWT What The Fuck Was That WTG Way To Go WTH What The Hell WTHDTM What The Hell Does That Mean WTMKF Welcome To My Kill Filter WTTC Welcome To The Club WTTM Without Thinking Too Much WTY Waving To You WU What's Up WWS Wife Wants Sex WWW World Wide Wait WWW World Wide Waste WWW World Wide Web WWW World Wild Web WWYL When Will You Learn WYGIWYAF What You Get Is What You Asked For WYGIWYG What You Get Is What You Get WYGIWYG What You Got Is What You Get WYGIWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment WYMOWS Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap WYP What's Your Point WYR When You're Ready WYSBANRTWYG What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation To What You Get WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It WYSIOSALLLWYMG What You See Is Or Should At Least Look Like What You Might Get WYSIWYD What You See Is What You Deserve WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get WYSIWYM What You See I What You Mean WYSIWYN What You See Is What You Need WYSOH Where's Your Sense Of Humor WYTTIWTK What You Tell Them Is What They Know WYTYSYDG What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get X&O Hugs and Kisses XAO Hugs and Kisses XYL Ex Young Lady XYZ Examine Your Zipper Y Why Y2K Year 2000 Y3 Yada Yada Yada YAA Yet Another Acronym YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym YABSA Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym YAC Are You Available To Chat YADS Yet Another Dos Shell YAFA Yet Another Fucking Acronym YAFIYGI You Asked For It, You Got It YANETUT You Are Not Expected To Understand This YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message YAP Yet Another Ploy YAS Young And Stupid YAW You Are Wicked YBS You'll Be Sorry YBTMFML You Belong To Me Forever My Love YBYSA You Bet Your Sweet Ass YCDBSOYA You Can't Do Business Sitting On Your Ass YCDBWYCID You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down YCLIU You Can Look It Up YD Yesterday YD You're Dead YFTR Yust For That Reason YG Young Gentleman YGIAGAM Your Guess Is As Good As Mine YGLT You're Gonna Love This YGM You've Got Mail YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding YGTBSM You've Got To Be Shitting Me YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For YHBM You Have Bin Mail YHBT You Have Been Trolled YHBW You Have Been Warned YHGASP You Have Got A Serious Problem YHGASPL You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad YHGMTPO You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of YHL You Have Lost YHM You Have Mail YHMOAU You Have Messed One Acronym Up YHTBT You Had To Be There YIB Yeah, I'll Bet YKIYEI You Killed It, You Eat It YKWIM You Know What I Mean YKYARW You Know You're A Redneck When YKYB You Know You've Been YKYBOTLW You Know You've Been On-line Too Long When YL Young Lady YM You Mean YM Young Man YMMD You Made My Day YMMV Your Mileage May Vary YOMMFSWGAS You've Obviously Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Shit YOYO You're On Your Own YR Yeah Right YS You Suck YSS You Suck Severely YSW Yeah, Sure, Whatever YTM You The Man YTMND You're The Man Now, Dog YW You're Welcome YWHOL Yelling "Woo Hoo" Out Loud YWSYLS You Win Some, You Lose Some YYY Yeah, Yeah, Yeah ZA Zero Administration ZIP Zoning Improvement Plan
K1NG, I think you've covered pretty much every fucking one of those I've ever questioned.... my brain is yogurt now.
