Fairly New

Discussion in 'General' started by JuicyGoose, May 27, 2009.

  1. I'm fairly new to GC, been here for about 2 months, and I have a few questions.

    One is about the rep.

    How many bars do you have to have to be able to give rep?
    Will the grey rep I have ever turn into good rep or bad rep if the person gets enough bars?
    Does the rep directly affect hoe many bars I have?

    I don't understand some of the lingo you guys use on here. If you guys could like throw out some commonly used phrases and break them down for me It'd definitely help my understanding of my surroundings on here. I've tried context clues, but it's no use for my stoner brain.


    I'm sorry I'm such an idiot. I kinda feel like one for asking, but I figured I'd just go ahead and take the flaming i get for it.:p


    Thanks in advance to all who have helped.


    (I've been lurking for a while, but I've only been posting for a short time.)
     
  2. Rep is about to change, so it really doesn't matter...but no, your gray rep will never turn green (or red) as it came from people that didn't have enough rep to actually give rep. And yes, your rep points directly affect how many bars you have, for the time being.

    What lingo are you talking about? lol. I use the same "lingo" on here that I use in real life, and I'm sure others do too, so I'm not sure what you might be talking about. Throw out a few
     
  3. I was confused by the lingo at first too. Haha.
     
  4. It was just the OP thing, but then he explained it was Original Poster.

    Also, I've heard GTFO. I'm figuring it "Get the fuck out".

    There are other ones that I'm not sure of, I can't remember them either. :( I'm sorry I can't elaborate, guys.:(
     
  5. QFT = Quoted for truth.

    FML = Fuck my life.

    STFU= shut the fuck up.

    And the many others that I cant think of ATM.

    EDIT-- ATM = At the moment
     
  6. A/S
    Age/Sex
    A/S/L
    Age/Sex/Location
    AA
    Adios Amigo
    AA
    Alcoholics Anonymous
    AAAAA
    American Association Against Acronym Abuse
    AAMOF
    As A Matter Of Fact
    AATK
    Always At The Keyboard
    ABCD
    Any Bozo Can Do
    ABT
    About
    ACD
    Alt Control Delete
    ACK
    Acknowledge
    ACK
    Acknowledged
    ACRONYM
    Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
    ADN
    Any Day Now
    AFAIAA
    As Far As I Am Aware
    AFAIC
    As Far As I'm Concerned
    AFAICS
    As Far As I Can See
    AFAICT
    As Far As I Can Tell
    AFAIK
    As Far As I Know
    AFAIR
    As Far As I Recall
    AFAIR
    As Far As I Remember
    AFAIUI
    As Far As I Understand It
    AFAYC
    As Far As You're Concerned
    AFAYK
    As Far As You Know
    AFB
    Away From Brain
    AFC
    Away From Computer
    AFCPS
    Any Fool Can Plainly See
    AFDA
    A Few Days Ago
    AFDB
    A Few Days Back
    AFK
    Away From Keyboard
    AFTP
    Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
    AFU
    All Fucked Up
    AI
    As If
    AICMFP
    And I Claim My Five Pounds
    AIH
    As It Happens
    AIIC
    As If I Care
    AIR
    As I Recall
    AIR
    As I Remember
    AIS
    As I Said
    AISB
    As I Said Before
    AISI
    As I See It
    AIUI
    As I Understand It
    AIW
    As It Was
    AIW
    As It Were
    AKA
    Also Known As
    ALA
    As Long As
    ALAP
    As Late As Possible
    ALG
    Ain't Love Grand
    AMAP
    As Many As Possible
    AMAP
    As Much As Possible
    AMD
    Air Movement Device
    AMF
    Adios Mother Fucker
    AMF
    Adios My Friend
    AMF
    All My Fault
    AMIGA
    A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
    AML
    All My Love
    ANFAWFOS
    And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors
    ANFSCD
    And Now For Something Completely Different
    ANSI
    American National Standards Institute
    AOL
    America On a Leash
    AOL
    America On-Line
    AOL
    Army Of Lamers
    APAC
    All Praise And Credit
    APPLE
    Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
    ARE
    Acronym-Rich Environment
    ASAFP
    As Soon As Fucking Possible
    ASAHP
    As Soon As Humanly Possible
    ASAP
    As Soon As Possible
    ASCII
    American Standard Code for Information Interchange
    ASF
    And So Forth
    ASL
    Age/Sex/Location
    ASO
    And So On
    ATB
    All The Best
    ATLA
    Another Three Letter Acronym
    ATM
    At The Moment
    ATM
    Automatic Teller Machine
    ATSL
    Along The Same Line
    ATTN
    Attention
    ATTYOB
    Anything That Turns You On Baby
    AUDI
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    AWCIGO
    And Where Can I Get One
    AWGTHTGTATA
    Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again
    AWGTHTGTTA
    Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
    AWHFY
    Are We Having Fun Yet
    AWOL
    Absent Without Leave
    AWS
    As We Speak
    AWYR
    Awaiting Your Reply
    AYBABTU
    All Your Base Are Belong To Us
    AYCOOYM
    Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind
    AYF
    All Your Fault
    AYK
    As You Know
    AYOR
    At Your Own Risk
    AYPI
    And Your Point Is
    AYT
    Are You There
     
  7. B/C
    Because
    B4
    Before
    B4N
    Bye For Now
    BAB
    Build A Bridge
    BAC
    Back At Computer
    BAC
    By Any Chance
    BAD
    Bad As Designed
    BAF
    Brain Already Fried
    BAIC
    Boy, Am I Confused
    BAK
    Back At Keyboard
    BAMF
    Bad Assed Mother Fucker
    BANANA
    Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
    BAS
    Big Ass Smile
    BASIC
    Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
    BASIC
    Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
    BB
    Be Back
    BBFN
    Bye Bye For Now
    BBIAB
    Be Back In A Bit
    BBIAF
    Be Back In A Few
    BBL
    Be Back Later
    BBN
    Bye Bye Now
    BBR
    Burnt Beyond Repair
    BBS
    Be Back Soon
    BBS
    Bulletin Board System
    BBSL
    Be Back Sooner or Later
    BBW
    Big Beautiful Women
    BC
    Basket Case
    BC
    Because
    BCC
    Blind Carbon Copy
    BCNU
    Be Seeing You
    BEG
    Big Evil Grin
    BF
    Boyfriend
    BFBI
    Brute Force and Bloody Ignorance
    BFD
    Big Fucking Deal
    BFFL
    Best Friends For Life
    BFG
    Big Fat Grin
    BFG
    Big Friendly Giant
    BFG
    Big Fucking Grin
    BFG
    Big Fucking Gun
    BFH
    Big Fucking Hammer
    BFI
    Brute Force and Ignorance
    BFI
    Bunch of Fucking Idiots
    BFM
    Big Fucking Magic
    BFMI
    Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
    BFN
    Bye For Now
    BFOG
    Blouse Full Of Goodies
    BG
    Big Grin
    BGUTI
    Better Get Used To It
    BH
    Better Half
    BHB
    Big Hairy Bollocks
    BIBO
    Beer In, Beer Out
    BIC
    Back In Character
    BIC
    Best In Class
    BICBW
    But I Could Be Wrong
    BIL
    Brother In Law
    BION
    Believe It Or Not
    BIOYA
    Blow It Out Your Ass
    BIOYIOP
    Blow It Out Your I/O Port
    BITD
    Beaten It To Death
    BK
    Because
    BKA
    Better Known As
    BKAM
    Between Keyboard And Monitor
    BLT
    Bacon, Lettuce, & Tomato
    BLTN
    Better Late Than Never
    BM
    Bite Me
    BMB
    Bite My Butt
    BMF
    Bad Mother Fucker
    BMOC
    Big Man On Campus
    BMTIPG
    Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
    BMW
    Big Money Wasted
    BMW
    Bikes Made Wonderful
    BMW
    Bought My Wife
    BNF
    Big Name Fan
    BNI
    Batteries Not Included
    BOC
    But Of Course
    BOF
    Birds Of A Feather
    BOF
    Boring Old Fart
    BOFH
    Bastard Operator From Hell
    BOHICA
    Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
    BOL
    Best Of Luck
    BOOMFM
    Bored Out Of My Fucking Mind
    BOOYFM
    Bored Out Of Your Fucking Mind
    BOS
    Big Orange Switch
    BOT
    Back On Topic
    BOTE
    Back Of The Envelope
    BOTEC
    Back Of The Envelope Calculation
    BRB
    Be Right Back
    BRBDGA
    Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
    BRBGTGP
    Be Right Back Got To Go Pee
    BRGDS
    Best Regards
    BRS
    Big Red Switch
    BS
    Big Smile
    BS
    Bull Shit
    BSEG
    Big Shit Eating Grin
    BSF
    But Seriously Folks
    BSG
    Big Smiling Grin
    BSG
    Broad Sweeping Generalization
    BSOD
    Blue Screen Of Death
    BSOM
    Beats the Shit Out of Me
    BST
    But Seriously Though
    BTA
    But Then Again
    BTAICBW
    But Then Again I Could Be Wrong
    BTAIM
    Be That As It May
    BTC
    Biting The Carpet
    BTDT
    Been There Done That
    BTDTGTS
    Been There Done That, Got the T-Shirt
    BTDTGTTS
    Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
    BTFT
    Been There Fixed That
    BTHOM
    Beats The Hell Outta Me
    BTK
    Back To Keyboard
    BTLSOM
    Beats The Living Shit Out Of Me
    BTOBD
    Be There Or Be Dead
    BTSOOM
    Beats The Shit Out Of Me
    BTU
    Back To You
    BTW
    By The Way
    BTWBO
    Be There With Bells On
    BUAF
    Butt Ugly ASCII Font
    BUAG
    Butt Ugly ASCII Graphic
    BUGS
    Bloody User Generated Symptoms
    BUICK
    Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    BWDIK
    But What Do I Know
    BWFH
    Bastard Webmaster From Hell
    BWK
    Big Wet Kiss
    BWL
    Bursting With Laughter
    BWQ
    Buzz Word Quotient
    BYKT
    But You Knew That
    BYKTA
    But You Knew That Already
    BYOB
    Bring Your Own Booze
    BYOB
    Bring Your Own Bottle
    BYORL
    Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
     
  8. C
    Cool
    C&G
    Chuckle and Grin
    C/O
    in Care Of
    C4N
    Ciao For Now
    CADET
    Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try
    CANFU
    Combined Army-Navy Fuckup
    CAPTCHA
    Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart
    CATCH
    Come Again, That Can't Help
    CAUL
    Complete And Utter Laziness
    CB
    Call Back
    CBA
    Can't Be Arsed
    CBL
    Come Back Later
    CC
    Carbon Copy
    CCOC
    Crosley Car Owners Club
    CD
    Compact Disc
    CD-ROM
    Compact Disc - Read Only Memory
    CD-ROM
    Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
    CE
    Creative Editing
    CF
    Charlie Foxtrot
    CF
    Cluster Fuck
    CFD
    Call For Discussion
    CFV
    Call For Votes
    CHEVROLET
    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    CIC
    Christ, I'm Confused
    CICO
    Coffee In, Coffee Out
    CID
    Crying In Disgrace
    CIO
    Cut It Out
    CIS
    Compuserve Information System
    CLAB
    Crying Like A Baby
    CLI
    Command Line Interface
    CLM
    Career Limiting Move
    CLOAKA
    Canonical List Of All Known Acronyms
    CLSP
    Cheap Little Sex Poodle
    CMIIW
    Correct Me If I'm Wrong
    CNG
    Chuckle And Grin
    CNP
    Continued in Next Post
    CO
    Conference
    COB
    Close Of Business
    COBOL
    COmmon Business-Oriented Language
    COBOL
    Compiles Only By Odd Luck
    COBOL
    Completely Obsolete Burdensome Old Language
    COBOL
    Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
    COBOL
    Completely Over and Beyond Obvious Logic
    COD
    Cash On Delivery
    COI
    Come On In
    COO
    Come On Over
    COTFL
    Crawling On The Floor Laughing
    COTFLGOHAHA
    Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
    CP
    Chat Post
    CP
    Copy Protection
    CPF
    Can Pigs Fly
    CRAFT
    Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
    CRBT
    Crying Real Big Tears
    CRPG
    Character Role Playing Game
    CRPG
    Computer Role Playing Game
    CRS
    Can't Remember Shit
    CS
    Cop Shop
    CSG
    Chuckle Snicker Grin
    CSS
    Can't Stop Smiling
    CSS
    Cascading Style Sheet
    CSW
    Can't See Why
    CSY
    Can't Stop Yawning
    CTTD
    Cute Things They Do
    CTTS
    Cute Things They Say
    CU
    See You
    CU2
    See You, Too
    CUA
    Common User Access
    CUA
    Commonly Used Acronym
    CUIAL
    See You In Another Life
    CUIC
    See You In Church
    CUL
    Catch You Later
    CUL
    See You Later
    CUL8R
    See You Later
    CUL8TR
    See You Later
    CUS
    See You Soon
    CW
    Complete Wank
    CW
    Current Weight
    CWYL
    Chat With You Later
    CYA
    Cover Your Ass
    CYA
    See You
    CYAL8R
    See You All Later
    CYAL8R
    See You Later
    CYL
    See You Later
    CYM
    Check Your Mail
    CYPUWIPD
    Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down
    D&C
    Duck And Cover
    D/L
    DownLoad
    DAMHIKIJKOK
    Don't Ask Me How I Know, I Just Know OK
    DAP
    Parents Against Dyslexia
    DARFC
    Ducking And Running For Cover
    DBA
    Doing Business As
    DBAI
    Designed By An Idiot
    DBBO
    Difficult Bits By Others
    DBN
    Doing Business, Not
    DD
    Darling Daughter
    DD
    Dear Daughter
    DD
    Dreaded Disease
    DDD
    Deliberate Design Decision
    DEC
    Digital Equipment Corporation
    DEC
    Do Expect Cuts
    DEGT
    Don't Even Go There
    DEU
    Dumb End User
    DFI
    Dumb Fucking Idea
    DFN
    Dedicated Frogans Network
    DFTTOM
    Don't Forget To Think Of Me
    DFU
    Don't Forget Units
    DGT
    Don't Go There
    DH
    Deaf Hubby
    DH
    Dear Hubby
    DH
    Dear Husband
    DH
    Dick Head
    DH
    Dumb Hubby
    DHCP
    Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
    DHTML
    Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
    DIIK
    Damned If I Know
    DIIN
    Damned If I Know
    DIL
    Daughter In Law
    DILLIC
    Do I Look Like I Care
    DILLIGAD
    Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
    DILLIGAF
    Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck
    DILLIGAFF
    Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck
    DINK
    Double Income, No Kids
    DINK
    Dual Income, No Kids
    DINS
    Double Income No Sex
    DITUIHIBMSL
    Did I Tell You I Hate IBMS Lately
    DITUILIBMSL
    Did I Tell You I Love IBMS Lately
    DIY
    Do It Yourself
    DK
    Don't Know
    DKU
    Drop Kick Ugly
    DL
    Download
    DLG
    Devilish Little Grin
    DLN
    Don't Leave Now
    DLTBBB
    Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
    DLTDHYWTGLSY
    Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya
    DMML
    Don't Make Me Laugh
    DNA
    Did Not Answer
    DND
    Do Not Disturb
    DND
    Drag 'N Drop
    DNPM
    Damn Near Pissed Myself
    DNPM
    Darn Near Pissed Myself
    DNS
    Domain Name Server
    DNS
    Domain Name Service
    DNS
    Domain Name System
    DOA
    Dead On Arrival
    DOB
    Date Of Birth
    DODGE
    Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
    DOM
    Dirty Old Man
    DOS
    Dead Operating System
    DOS
    Defective Operating System
    DOS
    Disk Operating System
    DOS
    Dozing Off Soon
    DRA
    Don't Recognize Acronyms
    DS
    Darling Son
    DS
    Dear Son
    DSH
    Desperately Seeking Help
    DTD
    Document Type Definition
    DTHT
    Delighted To Hear That
    DTOKAB
    Drop To One Knee And Blow
    DTP
    DeskTop Publishing
    DTRT
    Do The Right Thing
    DUCT
    Did You See That
    DUCWIC
    Do You See What I See
    DUK
    Dead Upon Keyboard
    DVD
    Digital Versatile Disc
    DW
    Dear Wife
    DW
    Don't Worry
    DWAI
    Don't Worry About It
    DWIM
    Do What I Mean
    DWIMC
    Do What I Mean, Correctly
    DWIMNWIS
    Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
    DWISNWID
    Do What I Say, Not What I Do
    DWOL
    Drunk while on line
    DYE
    Damn Your Eyes
    DYHABF
    Do You Have A Boyfriend
    DYHAGF
    Do You Have A Girlfriend
    DYHWIH
    Do You Hear What I Hear
    DYJHI
    Don't You Just Hate It
    DYJHIW
    Don't You Just Hate It When
    DYJHIWTH
    Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens
    DYODW
    Do Your Own Dirty Work
    DYSWIS
    Do You See What I See
    DYT
    Don't You Think
     
  9. E2EG
    Ear To Ear Grin
    ECP
    Excessive Cross Posting
    ED
    Emotionally Disturbed
    EDP
    Emotionally Disturbed Person
    EG
    Evil Grin
    EGBOK
    Everythin's Going To Be Okay
    EGC
    Extrememly Gruntled Customer
    EIF
    Exercise In Futility
    EMML
    E-mail Me Later
    EMP
    Excessive Multiple Posting
    EMS
    E-Mail Shorthand
    EMSG
    Email Message
    ENQ
    Enquire
    EOB
    End Of Business
    EOD
    End Of Debate
    EOD
    End Of Discussion
    EOF
    End Of File
    EOL
    End Of Lecture
    EOM
    End Of Message
    EOQ
    End Of Question
    EOQ
    End Of Quote
    EOS
    End Of Show
    EOS
    End Of Story
    EOT
    End Of Thread
    EOT
    End Of Transmission
    EPBKAC
    Error Persists Between Keyboard And Chair
    EPU
    Evil Parallel Universe
    ES&D
    Eat Shit & Die
    ES&LTHI
    Eat Shit & Live To Hate It
    ESAD
    Eat Shit And Die
    ESADMF
    Eat Shit And Die Mother Fucker
    ESAL
    Eat Shit And Live
    ESBAM
    Eat Shit, Bark At Moon
    ESOSL
    Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
    ESP
    Especially
    ETA
    Edited To Add
    ETA
    Estimated Time of Arrival
    ETD
    Estimated Time of Departure
    ETLA
    Extended Three Letter Acronym
    EZ
    Easy
    F2F
    Face To Face
    F2F
    Flesh To Flesh
    F4T
    Food For Thought
    FA
    Fuck All
    FAAK
    Falling Asleep At Keyboard
    FAFWOA
    For A Friend Without Access
    FAO
    For Attention Of
    FAQ
    Frequently Asked Question
    FAQ
    Frequently Asked Questions
    FAQL
    Frequently Asked Question(s) List
    FAWC
    For Anyone Who Cares
    FBH
    Federal Bureau of Hackers
    FBH
    Fucking Butter Heads
    FBI
    Federal Bureau of Investigation
    FBI
    Female Body Inspector
    FBI
    Full Blown Idiot
    FC
    Fingers Crossed
    FCFS
    First Come, First Served
    FCOL
    For Crying Out Loud
    FD
    Fuck Dat
    FDA
    Food & Drug Administration
    FDA
    Fucking Dumb Ass
    FDROTFL
    Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
    FF
    French Fry
    FFRD
    Flying Fuck In A Rolling Donut
    FFS
    For Fucks Sake
    FFT
    Food For Thought
    FGS
    For Goodness' Sake
    FIAT
    Finds It Appalingly Tasteless
    FIAT
    Fix It Again, Tony
    FICCL
    Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
    FIFO
    First In, First Out
    FIGJAM
    Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me
    FIGMO
    Fuck It, Got My Orders
    FIIK
    Fucked If I Know
    FIIN
    Fucked If I Know
    FIL
    Father In Law
    FIOFYF
    Figure It Out For Yourself, Fucker
    FISH
    First In, Still Here
    FISHDO
    Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On
    FITB
    Fill In The Blank
    FIWOBATLAAI
    Fucking Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er
    FKMFATIFKYB
    French Kiss My Furry Ass 'Til It French Kisses You Back
    FLE
    Four Letter Expletive
    FM
    Fucking Magic
    FMH
    Fuck Me Harder
    FMN
    Forget Me Not
    FMTEYEWTK
    Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know
    FNC
    Frogans Network Certificate
    FNS
    Frogans Network System
    FNSL
    Frogans Network System Language
    FO
    Fuck Off
    FOAD
    Fuck Off And Die
    FOAF
    Friend Of A Friend
    FOAFOAG
    Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend
    FOAG
    Father Of A Girlfriend
    FOC
    Free Of Charge
    FOCLMAO
    Fell Off Chair Laughin My Ass Off
    FOD
    Finger Of Death
    FORD
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    FORD
    Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
    FORD
    Fix Or Repair Daily
    FORD
    Found On Road Dead
    FOS
    Freedom Of Speech
    FOS
    Full Of Shit
    FOT
    Full Of Tripe
    FOTCL
    Falling Off The Chair Laughing
    FOTM
    Flavour Of The Month
    FPS
    First Person Shooter
    FPS
    For Pete's Sake
    FPS
    Frames Per Second
    FRE
    Frequently Requested Enhancement
    FRED
    Fucking Rediculous Electronical Device
    FRED
    Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
    FRZ
    Fruitin' Religious Zealot
    FSDL
    Frogans Slide Description Language
    FTASB
    Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
    FTBOMH
    From The Bottom Of My Heart
    FTDS
    Fuck The Dumb Shit
    FTF
    Face To Face
    FTL
    Faster Than Light
    FTLOG
    For The Love Of God
    FTP
    File Transfer Protocol
    FTS
    Fixin' To Start
    FTSAATSFDNORUAOTDA
    Fuck These Stupid Ass Acronyms, They're So Fuckin' Dumb, No One Really Uses Any Of Them, Dumb Ass
    FTTT
    From Time To Time
    FTW
    For The Win
    FU
    Follow-Up
    FU
    Fucked Up
    FU
    Future Use
    FUA
    Frequently Used Acronym
    FUA
    Fucked Up Again
    FUBAB
    Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
    FUBAR
    Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
    FUBAR
    Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
    FUBAR
    Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
    FUBARWHOF
    Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition Without Hope Of Fixing
    FUBB
    Fouled Up Beyond Belief
    FUD
    Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
    FUD
    Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
    FUMTU
    Fucked Up More Than Usual
    FUP
    Follow Up
    FUP2
    Follow Up To
    FURTB
    Full Up Ready To Burst
    FUT
    Follow-Up To
    FWIW
    For What It's Worth
    FWMAYOR
    Fuck With Me At Your Own Risk
    FY
    Fuck You
    FY&TSYRIO
    Fuck You & The Sysop You Rode In On
    FYA
    For Your Amusement
    FYATSYRIO
    Fuck You And The Sysop You Rode In On
    FYDITM
    Fuck You Directly In The Mouth
    FYE
    For Your Entertainment
    FYEO
    For Your Eyes Only
    FYG
    For Your Guidance
    FYI
    For Your Information
    FYP
    Fixed Your Post
     
  10. G
    Grin
    G1
    Good One
    G2G
    Got To Go
    G4U
    Good For You
    G4Y
    Good For You
    GA
    Go Ahead
    GAC
    Get A Clue
    GAFIA
    Get Away From It All
    GAFM
    Get Away From Me
    GAL
    Get A Life
    GALL
    Get A Life, Loser
    GAP
    Girls Against Pregnancy
    GASP
    Go Away, Silly Person
    GB
    God Bless
    GBH
    Great Big Hug
    GBH&K
    Great Big Hug & Kiss
    GBH&K
    Great Big Hugs & Kisses
    GBH&KB
    Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back
    GBKU
    God Bless and Keep You
    GBTM
    Get Back To Me
    GBU
    God Bless You
    GBY
    God Bless You
    GC
    Garbage Collect
    GD&H
    Grinning, Ducking & Hiding
    GD&R
    Grinning, Ducking & Running
    GD&RF
    Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast
    GD&RVVF
    Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Very Fast
    GD&W
    Grinning, Ducking & Weaving
    GD&WVVF
    Grinning, Ducking, And Walking Very, Very Fast
    GDNR
    Grinning, Ducking And Running
    GDNRVVF
    Grinning, Ducking And Running Very Very Fast
    GF
    Girl Friend
    GF
    Girlfriend
    GFAK
    Go Fly A Kite
    GFC
    Going For Coffee
    GFN
    Gone For Now
    GFR
    Grim File Reaper
    GFU
    General Fuck Up
    GFU
    Good For You
    GFY
    Good For You
    GG
    Go Girl
    GG
    Good Game
    GG
    Good Going
    GG
    Gotta Go
    GGC
    Goo Goo Cluster
    GGG
    Giggle
    GGN
    Gotta Go Now
    GGP
    Gotta Go Pee
    GGP
    Gotta Go Piss
    GH
    Getting Hard
    GIGO
    Garbage In, Garbage Out
    GIGO
    Garbage In, Gospel Out
    GIM
    Great Idea Man
    GIRO
    Garbage In Rubbish Out
    GIWIST
    Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
    GJ
    Good Job
    GL
    Good Luck
    GLG
    Good Looking Girl
    GLG
    Goofy Little Grin
    GLGH
    Good Luck And Good Hunting
    GM
    General Maintenance
    GM
    Good Morning
    GM
    Got Milk
    GMAB
    Give Me A Break
    GMAFB
    Give Me A Fucking Break
    GMBO
    Giggling My Butt Off
    GMC
    Garage Mans Companion
    GMC
    Gotta Mechanic Coming?
    GMT
    Greenwich Mean Time
    GMTA
    Great Minds Think Alike
    GN
    Good Night
    GO
    Get Out
    GOB
    Good'Ol Boy
    GOI
    Get Over It
    GOK
    God Only Knows
    GOLD
    Getting On Limp Dick
    GOOH
    Get Out Of Here
    GOOMF
    Get Out Of My Face
    GOOML
    Get Out Of My Life
    GOTFIA
    Groaning On The Floor In Agony
    GOWI
    Get On With It
    GPF
    General Protection Fault
    GPF
    Go Puke, Fast
    GPY
    Grumpy
    GR
    Get Real
    GR&D
    Grinning, Running & Ducking
    GR&D
    Grinning, Running, And Ducking
    GR8
    Great
    GRUIT
    Get Real You Impudent Thing
    GSHIWMP
    Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants
    GTABO
    Get That Ass Back On
    GTBOS
    Glad To Be Of Service
    GTFOOMF
    Get The Fuck Out Of My Face
    GTG
    Got To Go
    GTH
    Go To Hell
    GTP
    Gone To Pee
    GTS
    Going To Starbucks
    GTSY
    Glad To See You
    GTTB
    Gee That's Too Bad
    GUI
    Graphical User Interface
    GW
    Getting Wet
    GW
    Goal Weight
    GWATCDR
    God Willing And The Creek Don't Rise
    H
    Hug
    H&K
    Hug and Kiss
    H&K
    Hugs And Kisses
    H2
    How To
    H8
    Hate
    HAB
    Hot Asian Babe
    HABU
    Have A Better 'Un
    HAGN
    Have A Good Night
    HAGU
    Have A Good 'Un
    HAK
    Hugs and kisses
    HAND
    Have A Nice Day
    HB
    Happy Birthday
    HB
    Hug Back
    HB2U
    Happy Birthday To You
    HBTY
    Happy Birthday To You
    HCB
    Holy Cow, Batman
    HF
    Have Fun
    HH
    Holding Hands
    HHGTTG
    Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
    HHIS
    Hanging Head In Shame
    HHO 1/2 K
    Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
    HHOJ
    Ha Ha, Only Joking
    HHOK
    Ha Ha, Only Kidding
    HHOS
    Ha Ha, Only Serious
    HHTYAY
    Happy Holidays To You And Yours
    HIB
    Have I Been
    HIG
    How's it Going
    HIH
    Hope It Helps
    HILIACACLO
    Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off
    HIWTH
    Hate It When That Happens
    HLOL
    Hysterically Laughing Out Loud
    HLOLARAWCHAWMP
    Hysterically Laughing Out Loud And Rolling Around While Clapping Hands And Wetting My Pants
    HLV
    Hasta La Vista
    HLVB
    Hasta La Vista, Baby
    HMFG
    Holy Mother of Fucking God
    HMFIC
    Head Mother Fucker In Charge
    HMFWIC
    Head Mother Fucker What's In Charge
    HMOFG
    Holy Mother Of Fucking God
    HMP
    Help Me Please
    HMT
    Here's My Try
    HNONA
    Hot Nerd-on-Nerd Action
    HOF
    Hell Of Funny
    HOMPR
    Hang On, Mobile Phone's Ringing
    HONDA
    Had One Never Did Again
    HORU
    How Old Are You
    HP
    Home Page
    HPB
    High Ping Bastard
    HSIBHHUB
    Holy Shit It's Batman Holding His Utility Belt
    HSIK
    How Should I Know
    HSP
    Highly Sensitive Person
    HTB
    Heavens To Betsy
    HTFSIK
    How The Fuck Should I Know
    HTH
    Happy To Help
    HTH
    Hope That Helps
    HTH
    Hope This Helps
    HTML
    Hyper Text Markup Language
    HTSI
    Hope That Sinks In
    HTTP
    HyperText Transfer Protocol
    HUA
    Head Up Ass
    HUA
    Heads Up Asshole
    HUA
    Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
    HUB
    Head Up Butt
    HUF
    Horny Unattached Female
    HUM
    Horny Unattached Male
    HW
    Hardware
    HWMBI
    He Who Must Be Ignored
    HWP
    Height Weight Proportional
    HWS(PEST)
    Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)
    HWUA
    Head Way Up Ass
    HYUNDAI
    Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
    IAAA
    I Am An Accountant
    IAAL
    I Am A Lawyer
    IAC
    In Any Case
    IAD
    Internet Acronyms Dictionary
    IAE
    In Any Event
    IAIYH
    It's All In Your Head
    IANAA
    I Am Not An Accountant
    IANAC
    I Am Not A Crook
    IANAL
    I Am Not A Lawyer
    IANALBIPOOTV
    I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On Tv
    IANYM
    In A New York Minute
    IARTPFWTSIOWIM
    I Am Repeating This Parrot-Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means
    IASH
    I Am So Horny
    IAW
    In Accordance With
    IBB
    I'll Be Back
    IBBV
    Impossible Bits By Vendor
    IBC
    Inadequate, But Cute
    IBM
    I Blame Microsoft
    IBM
    Idiots Bought Me
    IBM
    Inadequate, But Marketable
    IBM
    International Business Machines
    IBN
    I'm Buck Naked
    IBTD
    I Beg To Differ
    IC
    I See
    ICB
    I Care Because
    ICBW
    I Could Be Wrong
    ICHC
    I Can Has Cheezburger?
    ICIHICPCL
    I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less
    ICMP
    Internet Control Message Protocol
    ICTYBTIHTKY
    I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You
    ICUR
    I See You Are
    ICYDK
    In Case You Didn't Know
    ICYI
    In Case You're Interested
    IDBI
    I Don't Believe It
    IDBY
    I Don't Believe You
    IDC
    I Don't Care
    IDD
    Indeed
    IDGAD
    I Don't Give A Damn
    IDGAS
    I Don't Give A Shit
    IDGI
    I Don't Get It
    IDK
    I Don't Know
    IDM
    It Doesn't Matter
    IDMM
    It Doesn't Matter to Me
    IDMTM
    It Doesn't Matter To Me
    IDT
    I Don't Think
    IDTS
    I Don't Think So
    IDTT
    I'll Drink To That
    IDU
    I Don't Understand
    IE
    Internet Exploder
    IE
    Internet Explorer
    IE
    That Is
    IFF
    If and only If
    IGG
    I Gotta Go
    IGGNLTL
    I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later
    IGGTOT
    I Gotta Go To Other Things
    IGP
    I Gotta Pee
    IGTP
    I Get The Point
    IHA
    I Hate Acronyms
    IHATCFYB
    I Have A Terrible Craving For Your Body
    IHTBS
    It Has To Be Shown
    IHTFP
    I Hate This Fucking Place
    IHTFP
    I Have Truly Found Paradise
    IHTG
    I Hate To Go
    IHTG
    I Have To Go
    IHYUWIM
    I Hope You Understand What I Mean
    IIABDFI
    If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
    IINM
    If I'm Not Mistaken
    IIR
    If I Recall
    IIRC
    If I Recall Correctly
    IIRC
    If I Remember Correctly
    IITYWIMIWHTKY
    If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You
    IITYWIMWYBMAD
    If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
    IITYWTMWYKM
    If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me
    IITYWYBAD
    If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink
    IITYWYBMAB
    If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer
    IIUC
    If I Understand Correctly
    IIWM
    If It Were Me
    IIWM
    If It Were Mine
    IJLS
    I Just Like Saying
    IK
    I Know
    IKBA
    I Know Bugger All
    IKYBYUWYTISBINSYRTWYHINWIM
    I Know You Believe You Understand What You Think I Said, But I'm Not Sure You Realize That What You Heard Is Not What I Meant
    IKYN
    I Kid You Not
    ILI
    I Like Ike
    ILIC
    I Laughed, I Cried
    ILICISCOMK
    I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee On My Keyboard
    ILICISCOMK
    I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke On My Keyboard
    ILIWTPCT
    I Love It When The Plan Comes Together
    ILN
    It Looks Nice
    ILN
    It's Looking Nice
    ILSHIBAMF
    I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
    ILSHIBATF
    I Laughed So Hard I Broke All The Furniture
    ILTNMMAMOTCHYCFAPMSFTJ
    I'd Like To Nominate Mike Meyers As Moderator Of This Conference. Honestly, You Couldn't Find A Person More Suited For The Job
    ILU
    I Love You
    ILY
    I Love You
    IM
    Instant Message
    IM
    Instant Messaging
    IMAO
    In My Arrogant Opinion
    IMBO
    In My Biased Opinion
    IMBO
    In My Bloody Opinion
    IMBW
    I May Be Wrong
    IMCAO
    In My Completely Arrogant Opinion
    IMCDO
    In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion
    IMCO
    In My Considered Opinion
    IME
    In My Experience
    IMHBCO
    In My Humble But Correct Opinion
    IMHO
    In My Holy Opinion
    IMHO
    In My Honest Opinion
    IMHO
    In My Humble Opinion
    IMMOR
    I Make My Own Rules
    IMNSCO
    In My Not So Considered Opinion
    IMNSHO
    In My Not So Humble Opinion
    IMNSVHO
    In My Not So Very Humble Opinion
    IMO
    In My Opinion
    IMOBIHO
    In My Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion
    IMOBO
    In My Own Biased Opinion
    IMOHO
    In My Occasionally Humble Opinion
    IMPE
    In My Personal Experience
    IMPE
    In My Previous Experience
    IMPOV
    In My Point Of View
    IMS
    I Am Sorry
    IMS
    I Must Say
    IMU
    I Miss You
    IMVHO
    In My Very Humble Opinion
    INGSI
    I'm Not Gonna Say It
    INL
    I'm Not Laughing
    INPO
    In No Particular Order
    INT
    I'll Never Tell
    IOKIYAR
    It's OK If You Are Republican
    IOTTMCO
    Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer
    IOU
    I Owe You
    IOW
    In Other Words
    IOWTBT
    I Only Want To Be Told
    IRC
    Internet Relay Chat
    IRL
    In Real Life
    IRMFI
    I Reply Merely For Information
    IROOC
    I've Run Out Of Cigarettes
    IRSTBO
    It Really Sucks The Big One
    ISAGN
    I See A Great Need
    ISBAB
    I Should have Bought A Book
    ISDN
    Integrated Services Digital Network
    ISDN
    It Still Does Nothing
    ISIRTA
    I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
    ISO
    In Search Of
    ISO
    In Support Of
    ISP
    Internet Service Provider
    ISTM
    It Seems To Me
    ISTR
    I Seem To Recall
    ISTR
    I Seem To Remember
    ISWYM
    I See What You Mean
    ITA
    I Totally Agree
    ITAH
    Is There Anybody Here
    ITBUYSIFY
    Impossible To Believe Unless You See It For Yourself
    ITD
    In The Dark
    ITFA
    In The Final Analysis
    ITGLW&TCDR
    If The Good Lord's Willin' and The Creek Don't Rise
    ITRO
    In The Region Of
    ITRW
    In The Real World
    ITSFWI
    If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
    ITWSBT
    I Think We Should Be Told
    ITYM
    I Think You Mean
    IUIATT
    I Use It All The Time
    IUTHALORFH
    I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Her
    IUTHALORFH
    I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him
    IUTKATS
    I Used To Know All That Stuff
    IWALU
    I Will Always Love You
    IWBIWISI
    I Will Believe It When I See It
    IWBN
    It Would Be Nice
    IWBNI
    It Would Be Nice If
    IWBS
    I Was Being Stupid
    IWIK
    I Wish I Knew
    IWSN
    I Want Sex Now
    IYD
    In Your Dreams
    IYDM
    If You Don't Mind
    IYF
    It's Your Fault
    IYFEG
    Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
    IYKWIM
    If You Know What I Mean
    IYKWIMAITYD
    If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
    IYL
    If You Like
    IYO
    In Your Opinion
    IYSWIM
    If You See What I Mean
    IYW
    If You Wish
     
  11. J/K
    Just Kidding
    J4F
    Just For Fun
    J4G
    Just For Grins
    J4SAG
    Just For Shit And Grins
    J6P
    Joe 6-Pack
    JAFO
    Just Another Fucking Observer
    JAFU
    Just Another Fuck Up
    JAM
    Just A Minute
    JAM
    Just A Moment
    JANFU
    Joint Army-Navy Fuck Up
    JAS
    Just A Second
    JASE
    Just Another System Error
    JAWS
    Just Another Windows Shell
    JBL
    Junk But Loud
    JFA
    Just Fucking Around
    JFC
    Jesus Fucking Christ
    JFF
    Just For Fun
    JFG
    Just For Grins
    JFTR
    Just For The Record
    JFYI
    Just For Your Information
    JIC
    Just In Case
    JK
    Just Kidding
    JMHFOOC
    Just My Humble Fucking Opinion Of Course
    JMO
    Just My Opinion
    JMOOC
    Just My Opinion Of Course
    JPW
    Just Plain Weird
    JSNM
    Just Stark Naked Magic
    JTLYK
    Just To Let You Know
    JTYWTK
    Just Thought You Wanted To Know
    JW
    Just Wondering
    K
    Kiss
    K
    Okay
    KB
    Kiss Back
    KBD
    Keyboard
    KCBIWIYWI
    Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It
    KDW
    Keep Digging, Watson
    KEAH
    Kill Everyone After Hours
    KHYF
    Know How You Feel
    KIBO
    Knowledge In, Bullshit Out
    KIQ
    Keep It Quiet
    KISS
    Keep It Simple, Stupid
    KIT
    Keep In Touch
    KITA
    Kick In The Ass
    KITB
    Kick In The Butt
    KMA
    Kiss My Ass
    KMG
    Kiss My Grits
    KMYF
    Kiss Me You Fool
    KOC
    Kiss On Cheek
    KOL
    Kiss On Lips
    KOTC
    Kiss On The Cheek
    KOTL
    Kiss On The Lips
    KTCOOTN
    Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup
    KUTGSAWYAD
    Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing
    KUTGW
    Keep Up The Good Work
    KWIM
    Know What I Mean
    KYHOOYA
    Keep Your Head Out Of Your Ass
    L
    Laugh
    L2BS
    Licence To BS
    L2P
    Learn To Play
    L2R
    Learn To Read
    L8R
    Later
    L8R G8R
    Later 'Gater
    LAB&TYD
    Life's A Bitch & Then You Die
    LABTYD
    Life's A Bitch, Then You Die
    LAGNAF
    Let's All Get Naked And Fuck
    LAN
    Local Area Network
    LART
    Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool
    LASER
    Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation
    LAY
    Looking At You
    LDD
    La Dee Da
    LEO
    Law Enforcement Officer
    LG
    Let's Go
    LGT
    Link Goes To
    LHM
    Lord Help Me
    LHO
    Laughing Head Off
    LHU
    Lord Help Us
    LIFER
    Lazy Incompetent Fucker Evading Responsibility
    LIFO
    Last In First Out
    LIHOP
    Let It Happen On Purpose
    LIRGAS
    Like I Really Give A Shit
    LIS
    Lost In Space
    LISP
    Lost In Stupid Parenthesis
    LISP
    Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
    LJBF
    Let's Just Be Friends
    LLAL
    Laughing Like A Lunatic
    LLAP
    Live Long And Prosper
    LLTA
    Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
    LMA
    Leave Me Alone
    LMAO
    Laughing My Ass Off
    LMAOROTF
    Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor
    LMC
    Let Me See
    LMC
    Lost My Connection
    LMCOA
    Lost My Connection Once Again
    LMFAO
    Laughing My Fat Ass Off
    LMFAO
    Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
    LMHO
    Laughing My Head Off
    LMIRL
    Let's Meet In Real Life
    LMK
    Let Me Know
    LMS
    Let Me See
    LMSO
    Laughing My Socks Off
    LMTFA
    Leave Me The Fuck Alone
    LMTO
    Laughing My Tampon Out
    LMTO
    Laughing My Tits Off
    LMWIS
    Lick Me Where I Sweat
    LOA
    List Of Abbreviations
    LOA
    List Of Acronyms
    LOA
    Love On Arrival
    LOIS
    Laughing On The Inside
    LOL
    Laughing Out Loud
    LOL
    Little Old Lady
    LOL
    Lots Of Love
    LOL
    Lots Of Luck
    LOLA
    Laughing Out Loud Again
    LOLOL
    Laughing Out Loud On-Line
    LOLOL
    Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
    LOMBARD
    Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead
    LOML
    Light Of My Life
    LOOL
    Laughing Out Outrageously Loud
    LOQ
    Laughing Out Quietly
    LOTUS
    Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
    LOWNBTD
    Laid Off With Nothing Better To Do
    LPB
    Low Ping Bastard
    LSFIAB
    Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel
    LSHIPMP
    Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
    LSHMBB
    Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
    LSHMBH
    Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
    LSHMBIB
    Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
    LSHMCIS
    Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking
    LSHMSH
    Laughing So Hard My Side Hurts
    LSHTTARDML
    Laughing So The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
    LSP
    Less Sensitive Person
    LTBF
    Learn To Be Funny
    LTF
    Leap To Frogans
    LTIC
    Laughing Till I Cry
    LTIP
    Laughing Till I Puke
    LTNC
    Long Time, No See
    LTNS
    Long Time No See
    LTNT
    Long Time, No Type
    LTP
    Learn To Play
    LTR
    Later
    LTR
    Learn To Read
    LTS
    Laughing To Self
    LTUAE
    Life, The Universe, And Everything
    LU4E&A
    Love You For Ever And Always
    LUB
    Laughing Under Breath
    LULU
    Locally Unwanted Land Use
    LUSER
    Loser User
    LUWAMH
    Love You With All My Heart
    LWR
    Launch When Ready
    LY
    Love You
    LYL
    Love You Lots
    LYLAB
    Love You Like A Brother
    LYLAS
    Love You Like A Sister
    LYLY
    Love You and Leave You
    LYMI
    Love You Mean It
    LZ
    Loser
    M$
    MicroSoft
    M8
    Mate
    MAC
    Media Access Control
    MAC
    Most Applications Crash
    MACINTOSH
    Most Applications Crash If Not, The Operating System Hangs
    MARINE
    My Ass Riding In Navy Equipment
    MAYB
    Mad About You, Baby
    MAZDA
    Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
    MBUC
    Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
    MCIBTY
    My Computer Is Better Than Yours
    MD
    More Dirt
    MDA
    Mail Delivery Agent
    MEG
    Mega Evil Grin
    MFG
    More Friendly Garbage
    MFIC
    Mother Fucker In Charge
    MFN
    Main Frogans Network
    MFTL
    My Favourite Toy Language
    MFWIC
    Mother Fucker What's In Charge
    MGB
    May God Bless
    MGD
    My Gameboy Died
    MH
    Mostly Harmless
    MHBFY
    My Heart Bleeds For You
    MHDC(A)
    My Hard Drive Crashed (Again)
    MHOTY
    My Hat's Off To You
    MHYG
    Mind How You Go
    MIASGB
    Make It A Short GoodBye
    MICROSOFT
    Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
    MIL
    Mother In Law
    MILF
    Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
    MIPS
    Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
    MIPS
    Meaningless Information Per Second
    MIPS
    Million Instructions Per Second
    MIRL
    Meet In Real Life
    ML
    More Later
    MLA
    Multiple Letter Acronym
    MMF
    Make Money Fast
    MMHS
    Make My Heart Sing
    MMIF
    My Mouth Is Full
    MNT
    Medical Nutrition Therapy
    MOF
    Male Or Female
    MOF
    Matter Of Fact
    MORF
    Male Or Female
    MOS
    Member of the Opposite Sex
    MOT
    Moment Of Truth
    MOT
    Mug Of Tea
    MOTAS
    Member Of The Appropriate Sex
    MOTD
    Message Of The Day
    MOTH
    Humorous Collectibles Forum Variation On Member Of The Month
    MOTM
    Member Of The Month
    MOTO
    Master Of The Obvious
    MOTOS
    Member Of The Opposite Sex
    MOTOS
    Member Of The Other Sex
    MOTSS
    Member Of The Same Sex
    MP
    My Pleasure
    MPTY
    More Power To You
    MS
    Masters Degree
    MS
    MicroSoft
    MS
    More Of The Same
    MS
    More Shit
    MSCEA
    My Southern Comfort's Empty Again
    MSG
    Message
    MSMD
    Monkey See Monkey Do
    MSS
    Member of the Same Sex
    MTA
    Mail Transfer Agent
    MTBF
    Mean Time Between Failure
    MTF
    More To Follow
    MTFBWY
    May The Force Be With You
    MUA
    Mail User Agent
    MUD
    Multi User Domain
    MUD
    Multi User Dungeon
    MUG
    Multi User Game
    MUNG
    Mash Until No Good
    MUNG
    Mung Until No Good
    MUSH
    Multi User Shared Hallucination
    MYOB
    Mind Your Own Business
    N/A
    Not Acceptable
    N/A
    Not Applicable
    N/A
    Not Available
    N/M
    Never Mind
    N1
    Nice One
    N2S
    Needless 2 Say
    NADT
    Not A Darn Thing
    NAFAIK
    Not As Far As I Know
    NAGI
    Not A Good Idea
    NAHM
    Not A Happy Man
    NAHW
    Not A Happy Woman
    NAJASC
    Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer
    NAJASCYYY
    Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer Yadda Yadda Yadda
    NAK
    Not Acknowledged
    NALOPKT
    Not A Lot Of People Know That
    NAVY
    Never Again Volunteer Yourself
    NAYYY
    Not Affiliated Yadda Yadda Yadda
    NB
    Nota Bene
    NBD
    No Big Deal
    NBFD
    No Big Fucking Deal
    NBL
    Not Bloody Likely
    NBTD
    Nothing Better To Do
    NC
    No Comment
    NDA
    Non-Disclosure Agreement
    NDLWSMB
    Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
    NE1
    Anyone
    NEM
    Nothing Else Matters
    NERD
    National Establishment For Real Dorks
    NFG
    No Fucking Good
    NFI
    No Fucking Idea
    NFIAA
    No Fucking Idea At All
    NFS
    Need For Speed
    NFS
    Network File System
    NFW
    No Fucking Way
    NFWM
    No Fucking Way Man
    NFY
    No Fuck You
    NG
    New Guy
    NG
    News Group
    NG
    No Good
    NHOH
    Never Heard Of Her
    NHOH
    Never Heard Of Him
    NHTOB
    Never Heard That One Before
    NIAA
    No Idea At All
    NIC
    Network Interface Card
    NICBDAT
    Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes
    NIDWTC
    No I Don't Want To Chat
    NIFOC
    Nude In Front Of Computer
    NIH
    Not Invented Here
    NIMBY
    Not In My Back Yard
    NIME
    Not In My Experience
    NIMFYE
    Not In My Front Yard Either
    NIMTO
    Not In My Term Of Office
    NINO
    Nothing In, Nothing Out
    NIT
    Not In Therapy
    NITS
    Nervous In The Service
    NK
    New Kid
    NLI
    Not Logged In
    NM
    Never Mind
    NM
    Not Much
    NMI
    No Middle Initial
    NMJ
    Not My Job
    NMN
    No Middle Name
    NMP
    Not My Problem
    NN
    Night-Night
    NNTP
    Network News Transfer Protocol
    NONA
    Nerd-on-Nerd Action
    NONYA
    None Ya Business
    NOPE
    Not On Planet Earth
    NORWICH
    Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home
    NOYB
    None Of Your Business
    NP
    No Problem
    NPAA
    No Problem At All
    NPF
    No Problem Found
    NPI
    No Pun Intended
    NPLU
    Not People Like Us
    NPNG
    No Pain No Gain
    NQA
    No Questions Asked
    NQOS
    Not Quite Our Sort
    NQWI
    Not Quite With It
    NRN
    No Reply Necessary
    NSFW
    Not Suitable For Work
    NSS
    No Shit, Sherlock
    NT
    No Text
    NTDW
    Nothing To Do With
    NTDWI
    Nothing To Do With It
    NTG
    Not Too Good
    NTH
    No Therapy Helpful
    NTIBOA
    Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything
    NTIM
    Not That It Matters
    NTIMM
    Not That It Matters Much
    NTK
    Need To Know
    NTK
    Nice To Know
    NTL
    Nevertheless
    NTL
    Nonetheless
    NTTAWWT
    Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
    NTTFLS
    Not Till The Fat Lady Sings
    NTYMI
    Now That You Mention It
    NUI
    Network User Identification
    NW
    Next Week
    NW
    No Way
    NWOBHM
    New Wave Of British Heavy Metal
    NYCTMI
    Now You Come To Mention It
    NYM
    New York Minute
    NYP
    Not Your Problem
     
  12. O
    Over
    OACB
    Offensive As Can Be
    OAO
    Over And Out
    OATUS
    On A Totally Unrelated Subject
    OAUS
    On An Unrelated Subject
    OB
    OBligatory
    OBE
    Overcome By Events
    OBO
    Or Best Offer
    OBTW
    Oh, By The Way
    OD
    Oh Dear
    OD
    Overdose
    OEM
    Original Equipment Manufacturer
    OFS
    One Finger Salute
    OIC
    Oh, I See
    OJ
    Obligatory Joke
    OJ
    Only Joking
    OJ
    Orange Juice
    OL
    Old Lady
    OLDSMOBILE
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
    OM
    Old Man
    OMDB
    Over My Dead Body
    OMFG
    Oh My Fucking God
    OMG
    Oh My God
    OMKC
    On My Knees Crying
    OMKP
    On My Knees Praying
    OMW
    On My Way
    ONNA
    Oh No, Not Again
    ONNTA
    Oh No, Not This Again
    OO
    Over and Out
    OOC
    Out Of Character
    OOI
    Out Of Interest
    OOM
    Out Of Memory
    OOP
    Out Of Production
    OOS
    Out Of Sight
    OOSOOM
    Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind
    OOT
    Out Of Town
    OOTB
    Out Of The Box
    OOTC
    Obligatory On Topic Comment
    OP
    Original Poster
    OPL
    Obvious Panty Line
    OPM
    Other Peoples' Money
    ORN
    Oh Really now
    OS
    Operating System
    OS/2
    Obsolete Soon, Too
    OS/2
    Operating System 2
    OSIF
    Oh Shit, I Forgot
    OSIM
    Oh Shoot It's Monday
    OSLT
    Or Something Like That
    OSOM
    Out of Sight Out of Mind
    OSU
    Officially Sanctioned User
    OT
    Off Topic
    OT
    On Topic
    OT1H
    On The One Hand
    OTBE
    Over Taken By Events
    OTC
    Over The Counter
    OTD
    Out The Door
    OTF
    On The Floor
    OTF
    On The Phone
    OTK
    Over The Knee
    OTL
    Out To Lunch
    OTOH
    On The Other Hand
    OTOOH
    On The Other Other Hand
    OTOS
    On The Other Side
    OTP
    One True Pairing
    OTT
    Over The Top
    OTTH
    On The Third Hand
    OTTOMH
    Off The Top Of My Head
    OTTOMHAROO
    Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds
    OTTOMHAROOB
    Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds
    OTW
    On The Way
    OTW
    On The Whole
    OUSU
    Oh, You Shut Up
    OW
    Oh Well
    OWTTE
    Or Words To That Effect
    OYKKAA
    On Your Knees Kissing Ass Again
    OYW
    On Your Way
    PABG
    Pack A Big Gun
    PAW
    Parents Are Watching
    PBD
    Programmer Brain Damage
    PBM
    Play By Mail (Games)
    PBUH
    Peace Be Upon Him
    PCB
    Please Call Back
    PCMCIA
    People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
    PCMCIA
    Personal Computer Memory Card International Association
    PCO
    Please Carry On
    PCYLIHOONL
    Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
    PD
    Public Domain
    PDA
    Public Display of Affection
    PDE
    Puppy Dog Eyed
    PDN
    Public Data Network
    PDQ
    Pretty Damn Quick
    PDS
    Please Don't Shoot
    PEBCAK
    Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
    PEBKAC
    Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
    PENTIUM
    Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
    PEST
    Please Excuse Slow Typing
    PF&HOMW
    Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall
    PFM
    Pure Fucking Magic
    PFT
    Pause For Thought
    PG
    Pretty Good
    PGP
    Pretty Good Privacy
    PGY
    Post Graduate Year
    PHA
    Perfectly Hopeless Ass
    PHB
    Pointy Haired Boss
    PHD
    Piled Higher And Deeper
    PHD
    Push Here Dummy
    PICNIC
    Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
    PIMP
    Pee In My Pants
    PITA
    Pain In The Ass
    PITBY
    Put It In Their Back Yard
    PITFU
    Pick It The Fuck Up
    PKB
    Pot, Kettle, Black
    PLBKAC
    Problem Lies Between Keyboard And Chair
    PLMK
    Please Let Me Know
    PLMKO
    Please Let Me Know, Ok
    PLOKTA
    Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
    PLS
    Please
    PLUR
    Peace Love Unity Respect
    PLUTO
    Pipe Line Under The Ocean
    PM
    Personal Message
    PM
    Private Mail
    PM
    Private Message
    PMBI
    Pardon My Butting In
    PMETC
    Pardon Me Etc
    PMFBI
    Pardon Me For Butting In
    PMFJI
    Pardon Me For Jumping In
    PMFJIH
    Pardon Me For Jumping In Here
    PMIGBOM
    Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth
    PMJI
    Pardon My Jumping In
    PML
    Pissing Myself Laughing
    PMP
    Peed My Pants
    PMP
    Peeing My Pants
    PMS
    Pretty Much Sucks
    PMSL
    Pissing Myself Laughing
    PMYMHMMFSWGAD
    Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn
    PMYMHMMFSWGAS
    Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Shit
    POAHF
    Put On A Happy Face
    POC
    Peeping Other Chatters
    POC
    Prisoner Of Chat
    POD
    Piece Of Data
    POETS
    Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday
    POETS
    Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday
    POITS
    Piss On It Tomorrow's Saturday
    POLA
    Principle Of Least Astonishment
    POLA
    Principle Of Least Authority
    POLP
    Principle Of Least Privilege
    POM
    Phase Of The Moon
    POP
    Point Of Presence
    POP
    Post Office Protocol
    POQ
    Piss Off Quickly
    POQADCB
    Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back
    POS
    Parent Over Shoulder
    POS
    Person Over Shoulder
    POS
    Piece Of Shit
    POS
    Point Of Sale
    POSSLQ
    Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
    POTC
    Peck On The Cheek
    POV
    Point Of View
    PPL
    People
    PPN
    Programmer Project Number
    PPP
    Pee Poor Protoplasm
    PPP
    Petty Pet Peeve
    PPP
    Point To Point Protocol
    PPPP
    Previous Paragraph Was Polemical Position
    PPPPPT
    Pee Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together
    PPTSPAHS
    Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce
    PRW
    Parents R Watching
    PS
    Photoshop
    PS
    Pit Stop
    PS
    Post Scriptum
    PS
    Postscript
    PT
    Physical Training
    PTB
    Powers That Be
    PTL
    Praise the Lord
    PTM
    Please Tell Me
    PTMM
    Please Tell Me More
    PTO
    Patent And Trademark Office
    PTO
    Please Turn Over
    PW
    Pathetic Wanker
    PW
    Pow Wow
    PYS
    Pack Your Stuff
    Q&A
    Questions & Answers
    QDPSH
    Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker
    QDSM
    Quick and Dirty Solution Manager
    QED
    Quite Easily Done
    QED
    Quod Erat Demonstrandum
    QFT
    Quoted For Truth
    QRT
    Quit Receiving/Transmitting
    QSL
    Reply
    QSO
    Conversation
    QT
    Cutie
    QT
    Quiet
    R
    Are
    RA
    Research Assistant
    RA
    Resident Assistant
    RAEBNC
    Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
    RAK
    Random Act Of Kindness
    RAW
    Rules As Written
    RBS
    Really Big Screen
    RD
    Registered Dietitian
    RE
    Regarding
    REMF
    Rear Echelon Mother Fuckers
    RFC
    Request For Comments
    RFD
    Request For Discussion
    RFI
    Request For Information
    RFT
    Request For Thinking
    RGDS
    Regards
    RHIP
    Rank Has Its Privileges
    RIP
    Rest In Peace
    RL
    Real Life
    RLCO
    Real Life Conference
    RMA
    Return Merchandise Authorization
    RNA
    Ring, No Answer
    ROFFNAR
    Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason
    ROFL
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing
    ROFLABAOTP
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place
    ROFLAHMS
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
    ROFLAHMSL
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
    ROFLASC
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
    ROFLASTC
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
    ROFLBSAOTP
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place
    ROFLBTC
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet
    ROFLBTCUTS
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
    ROFLGO
    Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out
    ROFLGO
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing Guts Out
    ROFLHOLCBF
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers
    ROFLHOLCCF
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur
    ROFLHOLCDF
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur
    ROFLMAO
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
    ROFLMAO
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
    ROFLMAOAPMP
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants
    ROFLMAOAY
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You
    ROFLMAOOL
    Rolling On The Floor Lauging My Ass Off Out Loud
    ROFLMAOPIMP
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants
    ROFLMAOWPIMP
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants
    ROFLMAOWTIME
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes
    ROFLMBO
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off
    ROFLMHO
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Head Off
    ROFLOL
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
    ROFLOLPIMP
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants
    ROFLOLVH
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
    ROFLOLWS
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Without Stopping
    ROFLSHIPMP
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
    ROFLSTC
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
    ROFLSTCIIHO
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One
    ROFLTC
    Rolling On the Floor Licking The Glue
    ROFLUTS
    Rolling On the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
    ROFLWMK
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Wet My Knickers
    ROFPML
    Roll On Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
    ROFTTPOF
    Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
    ROTBA
    Reality On The Blink Again
    ROTF
    Rolling On The Floor
    ROTFFNAR
    Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
    ROTFL
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing
    ROTFLABAOTP
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place
    ROTFLACGU
    Rolling On The Floor And Can't Get Up
    ROTFLAHMS
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
    ROTFLAPMP
    Rolling On The Floor And Peeing My Pants
    ROTFLASTC
    Rolling On The Floor And Scaring The Cat
    ROTFLASTC
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
    ROTFLBSAOTP
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place
    ROTFLBTC
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet
    ROTFLBTCASTC
    Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat
    ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO
    Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One
    ROTFLBTCUTS
    Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
    ROTFLBTCUTS
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
    ROTFLGO
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out
    ROTFLHOLCBF
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers
    ROTFLHOLCCF
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur
    ROTFLHOLCDF
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur
    ROTFLMAAOBPO
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
    ROTFLMAO
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
    ROTFLMAOAPMP
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants
    ROTFLMAOAY
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You
    ROTFLMAOPIMP
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants
    ROTFLMAOWPIMP
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants
    ROTFLMAOWTIME
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes
    ROTFLMBO
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off
    ROTFLMHO
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
    ROTFLMTO
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Tail Off
    ROTFLOL
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
    ROTFLOLPIMP
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants
    ROTFLOLWS
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Without Stopping
    ROTFLSHIPMP
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
    ROTFLSTC
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
    ROTFLSTCIIHO
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One
    ROTFLTC
    Rolling On The Floor Licking The Glue
    ROTFLUTS
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
    ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO
    Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
    ROTM
    Right On The Money
    RPG
    Really Pathetic Gamer
    RPG
    Rocket Propelled Grenade
    RPG
    Role Playing Game
    RPG
    Role Playing Games
    RSN
    Real Soon Now
    RT
    Real Time
    RTD
    Read The Documentation
    RTFAQ
    Read The FAQ
    RTFF
    Read The Fine Faq
    RTFF
    Read The Fucking FAQ
    RTFFAQ
    Read The Fucking FAQ
    RTFI
    Read The Fucking Instructions
    RTFM
    Read The Fine Manual
    RTFM
    Read The Fucking Manual
    RTFM
    Read The Fucking Message
    RTFMS
    Read The Fucking Manual, Sir
    RTFQ
    Read The Fucking Question
    RTFS
    Read The Fucking Source
    RTFS
    Read The Fucking Standard
    RTI
    Real Time Interruption
    RTM
    Read The Manual
    RTM
    Read The Message
    RTS
    Read The Screen
    RTSM
    Read The Stupid Manual
    RTSM
    Read The Stupid Message
    RUMF
    Are You Male Or Female
    RUMOF
    Are You Male Or Female
    RUOK
    Are You OK
    RWT
    Repeat Whole Thing
    RYFM
    Read Your Fucking Manual
    S
    Sigh
    S
    Smile
    S&N
    Smile And Nod
    S/O
    Someone
    S/TH
    Something
    S2BX
    Soon To Be Ex
    S4C
    Sorry For Caps
    SAAB
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
    SAHM
    Stay At Home Mom
    SAMF
    Sad Ass Mother Fucker
    SAMFU
    Self-Adjusting Military Fuck Up
    SAMFUTU
    Situation Abnormal, More Fucked Up Than Usual
    SAPFU
    Surpassing All Previous Fuck Ups
    SAR
    Smart Ass Remark
    SASB
    Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly
    SAYOR
    Speak At Your Own Risk
    SB
    Smiles Back
    SBB
    Stupid Beyond Belief
    SBCN
    Sitting Behind The Computer Naked
    SBD
    Silent But Deadly
    SBID
    Shitty But It'll Do
    SCNR
    Sorry, Could Not Resist
    SCSI
    Small Computer System Interface
    SCSI
    System Can't See It
    SCUBA
    Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
    SDIHTT
    Someday I'll Have The Time
    SEC
    Second
    SED
    Said Enough Darling
    SEG
    Shit Eating Grin
    SEP
    Somebody Else's Problem
    SETE
    Smiling Ear To Ear
    SF
    Science Fiction
    SF
    Speculative Fantasy
    SFAIAA
    So Far As I Am Aware
    SFC
    Sorry For Caps
    SFLA
    Stupid Four Letter Acronym
    SFSG
    So Far So Good
    SFT
    Sorry For That
    SGML
    Standardized General Markup Language
    SH
    Shit Happens
    SHID
    Slaps Head In Disgust
    SHIT
    Sure Happy It's Thursday
    SHIT
    Sure Happy It's Tuesday
    SHLH
    Sitting Here Lauging Hysterically
    SHM
    Shit Happens, Mate
    SHTS
    Spit Hitting The Spam
    SHTSI
    Somebody Had To Say It
    SICS
    Sitting In Chair Snickering
    SIG
    Special Interest Group
    SIIC
    See If I Care
    SIIN
    Stuffed If I Know
    SIL
    Sister In Law
    SIL
    Son In Law
    SIMCA
    Sitting In My Chair Amused
    SITD
    Still In The Dark
    SIU
    Suck It Up
    SIUYAS
    Stick It Up Your Ass Sideways
    SIYH
    Sooner If You Help
    SLATFATF
    So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish
    SLIP
    Serial Line Internet Protocol
    SLIP
    Single Line In Protocol
    SLJ
    Shitty Little Job
    SLJO
    Shitty Little Job Officer
    SLV
    C'est la vie
    SMAO
    Showing My Ass Off
    SMAR
    Suck My Ass Raw
    SME
    Subject Matter Expert
    SMO
    Serious Mode On
    SMOF
    Secret Masters Of Fandom
    SMOFF
    Serious Mode Off
    SMOP
    Small Matter Of Programming
    SMTP
    Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
    SNAC
    Sitting Naked At Computer
    SNAFU
    Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
    SNERT
    Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
    SNFIAA
    Still No Fucking Idea At All
    SNR
    Signal to Noise Ratio
    SO
    Significant Other
    SOB
    Son Of a Bitch
    SOI
    Stink On Ice
    SOI
    Stunk On Ice
    SOL
    Shit Out of Luck
    SOL
    Shit Outta Luck
    SOP
    Standard Operating Procedure
    SOP
    Standing Operational Procedures
    SOP
    Stay Off the Pipe
    SOS
    Same Old Shit
    SOS
    Same Old Story
    SOS
    Sibling Over Shoulder
    SOS
    Someone Special
    SOSDD
    Same Old Shit Different Day
    SOSO
    Same Old, Same Old
    SOT
    Short Of Time
    SOTMG
    Short Of Time Must Go
    SOVS
    Someone Very Special
    SOW
    Speaking Of Which
    SP
    sorry for bad SPelling
    SPAM
    Slang Name For Unsolicited Commercial Email
    SS
    Smiling Sweetly
    SS
    So Sleepy
    SSB
    Smiling Sweetly Back
    SSDD
    Same Shit, Different Day
    SSDD
    Same Stuff, Different Day
    SSEWBA
    Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
    SSIA
    Subject Says It All
    ST
    So There
    ST
    Star Trek
    ST
    Starting Weight
    ST
    Such That
    STBY
    Sucks To Be You
    ST-DS9
    Star Trek, Deep Space 9
    STF
    Search The Forum
    STFU
    Shut The Fuck Up
    STFW
    Search The Fucking Web
    STS
    So To Speak
    ST-TNG
    Star Trek, The Next Generation
    ST-TOS
    Star Trek, The Original Series
    ST-VOY
    Star Trek, Voyager
    STW
    Search The Web
    SUCDIC
    Situation Under Control, Dickheads In Charge
    SUFID
    Screwing Up Face In Disgust
    SUNOILTY
    Shut Up, No One Is Listening To You
    SUQ
    Stupid User Question
    SUQs
    Stupid User Questions
    SUSFU
    Situation Unchanged, Still Fucked Up
    SUYP
    Shut Up You Pervert
    SW
    Says Who
    SW
    So What
    SW
    Software
    SW
    Starwars
    SWAG
    Scientific Wild Ass Guess
    SWAG
    Simple Wild Ass Guess
    SWAK
    Sealed With A Kiss
    SWALK
    Sealed With A Loving Kiss
    SWDYRTW
    Since When Do You Rule The Web
    SWL
    Screaming With Laughter
    SWMBO
    She Who Must Be Obeyed
    SWPL
    Stuff White People Like
    SW-SE
    Star Wars Special Edition
    SWWPACUWELA
    Still Wondering Why People Are Coming Up With Eleven Letter Acronyms
    SWYP
    So What's Your Problem
    SYDWBY
    See Ya, Don't Wanna Be Ya
    SYIC
    See You In Cyberspace
    SYITFP
    See You In The Funny Pages
    SYL
    See You Later
    SYS
    See You Soon
    SYSOP
    System Operator
    SYT
    See You Tonight
    SYT
    Sweet Young Thing
     
  13. TA
    Thanks Again
    TADT
    They All Do That
    TAF
    That's All, Folks
    TAFN
    That's All For Now
    TAFT
    That's A Frightening Thought
    TAM
    Tenner A Month
    TANJ
    There Ain't No Justice
    TANSTAAFL
    There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
    TANSTAASQ
    There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question
    TARFU
    Things Are Really Fucked Up
    TBC
    To Be Continued
    TBDL
    To Be Discussed Later
    TBDML
    To Be Discussed Much Later
    TBE
    To Be Expected
    TBH
    To Be Honest
    TBNT
    Thanks But No Thanks
    TBYB
    Try Before You Buy
    TC
    Take Care
    TC
    Telephone Call
    TCB
    Taking Care Of Business
    TCB
    Trouble Came Back
    TCBY
    Taking Care Of Business, Ya'll
    TCD
    The Cat's Dead
    TCOY
    Take Care Of Yourself
    TCOYF
    Taking Charge of Your Fertility
    TDD
    The Dog's Dead
    TDM
    Too Damn Many
    TE
    The End
    TEOTWAWKI
    The End Of The World As We Know It
    TFB
    Too Fucking Bad
    TFDS
    That's For Damn Sure
    TFE
    Too Fucking Easy
    TFM
    The Fucking Manual
    TFN
    Thanks For Nothing
    TFS
    Three Finger Salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del)
    TFTT
    Thanks For The Thought
    TFTT
    Thanks For The Tip
    TGAL
    Think Globally, Act Locally
    TGFTCL
    Thank God For The Chat Line
    TGIF
    Thank God It's Friday
    TGTF
    Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
    THHGTTG
    The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
    THNX
    Thanks
    THO
    Titty Hard On
    TIA
    Thanks In Advance
    TIASIRGOOH
    This Internet Acronym Shit Is Really Getting Out Of Hand
    TIATLG
    Truly, I Am The Living God
    TIC
    Tongue In Cheek
    TIE
    Take It Easy
    TILII
    Tell It Like It Is
    TIMTOWTDI
    There Is More Than One Way To Do It
    TINALO
    This Is Not A Legal Opinion
    TINAR
    This Is Not A Recommendation
    TINC
    There Is No Cabal
    TINSTAAFL
    There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
    TINWIS
    That Is Not What I Said
    TIP
    To Insure Promptness
    TIWTGLGG
    This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
    TJATAW
    Truth, Justice, And The American Way
    TLA
    Three-Letter Acronym
    TLC
    Tender Loving Care
    TLD
    Top Level Domain
    TLG
    The Living God
    TLTB
    Thank you Linesmen, Thank you Ballboys
    TM
    Thread Mangler
    TM
    Tomorrow
    TM
    Trust Me
    TMI
    Too Much Information
    TMIKTLIU
    The More I Know, The Less I Understand
    TMSHTF
    Too Much Shit Hit The Fan
    TMTLTBMG
    There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl
    TMTOWTDT
    There's More Than One Way To Do This
    TN
    Telnet
    TNLNSL
    Took Nothing, Left Nothing, Signed Logbook
    TNOTB
    The Number Of The Beast
    TNOTVS
    Theres Nothing On Tv So
    TNSO
    Temptingly Naked Significant Other
    TNT
    Till Next Time
    TNTC
    Too Numerous To Count
    TNX
    Thanks
    TOBAL
    There Oughta Be A Law
    TOBG
    This Oughta Be Good
    TOY
    Thinking Of You
    TOYOTA
    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
    TPAE
    The Possibilities Are Endless
    TPS
    This Program Sucks
    TPSS
    This Program Sucks Severely
    TPTB
    The Powers That Be
    TQM
    Total Quality Management
    TRATEOTU
    The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe
    TRDMC
    Tears Running Down My Cheeks
    TS
    Tough Shit
    TSIA
    Title Says It All
    TSJD
    Texas Size Jelly Donut
    TSOHF
    Total Sense Of Humor Failure
    TSR
    Terminate And Stay Resident Program
    TSR
    Totally Stupid Rules
    TT
    Take That
    TTBE
    That's To Be Expected
    TTBOMK
    To The Best Of My Knowledge
    TTFN
    Ta Ta For Now
    TTL
    Time To Live
    TTL4N
    That's The Lot For Now
    TTLFN
    That's The Lot For Now
    TTM
    To The Moderator
    TTS
    Tiny Tit Syndrome
    TTT
    To The Top
    TTTH
    Talk To The Hand
    TTUL
    Talk To You Later
    TTUL
    Type To You Later
    TTYL
    Talk To You Later
    TTYL
    Type To You Later
    TTYRS
    Talk To You Real Soon
    TTYRS
    Type To You Real Soon
    TTYS
    Talk To You Soon
    TTYS
    Type To You Soon
    TTYT
    Talk To You Tomorrow
    TUFD
    The User File Died
    TVM
    Thanks Very Much
    TWAIN
    Technology Without An Interesting Name
    TWIMC
    To Whom It May Concern
    TWIWI
    That Was Interesting, Wasn't It
    TWYAS
    That's What You All Say
    TWYT
    That's What You Think
    TX
    Thanks
    TY
    Thank You
    TYCLO
    Turn Your Caps Lock Off
    TYLE
    Took You Long Enough
    TYP
    Thank You Partner
    TYVM
    Thank You Very Much
    U
    You
    U/L
    Upload
    U2
    You Too
    UAE
    Unrecoverable Application Error
    UBD
    User Brain Damage
    UCCOM
    You Can Count On Me
    UCE
    Unsolicited Commercial E-mail
    UDS
    Ugly Domestic Scene
    UIAM
    Unless I Am Mistaken
    UL
    Upload
    UNA
    Use No Acronyms
    UNCLE
    Unified Nuclear Coalition Of Latvian Emigrants
    UOK
    Are You Okay
    UOK
    You Ok
    UOM$
    You Owe Me Money
    UPGS
    Unfinished Project Guilt Syndrome
    UR
    You Are
    UR
    Your
    URI
    Uniform Resource Identifier
    URL
    Uniform Resource Locator
    URLCM
    You Are Welcome
    USAFU
    Un-Serviceable, All Fucked Up
    USB
    Universal Serial Bus
    USU
    Usually
    UTC
    Under The Counter
    UTSL
    Use The Source, Luke
    UTT
    Under The Table
    VBEG
    Very Big Evil Grin
    VBG
    Very Big Grin
    VBS
    Very Big Smile
    VBSEG
    Very Big Shit Eating Grin
    VC
    Virtual Community
    VEG
    Very Evil Grin
    VES
    Very Evil Smile
    VETLA
    Very Enhanced TLA
    VFM
    Value For Money
    VH
    Virtual Hug
    VHS
    Video Home System
    VLSTGLOI
    Vodka, Lime, Soda, Tall Glass, Lots Of Ice
    VOLVO
    Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
    VOLVO
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
    VPH
    Visible Panty Line
    VPN
    Virtual Private Network
    VR
    Virtual Reality
    VT
    Virtual Time
    VW
    Very Wasted
    VW
    Virtually Worthless
    VWD
    Very Well Done
    VWG
    Very Wicked Grin
    VWS
    Very Wicked Smile
    W
    Whatever
    W
    Wink
    W/
    With
    W/O
    Without
    W8
    Wait
    W8ING
    Waiting
    WAB
    What A Bummer
    WAB
    What, Another Bill
    WAC
    What A Crock
    WAD
    Without A Doubt
    WADR
    With All Due Respect
    WAEF
    When All Else Fails
    WAF
    Wife Acceptance Factor
    WAFWOT
    What A Fucking Waste Of Time
    WAG
    Wild Ass Guess
    WALOC
    What A Load Of Crap
    WAM
    Wait A Minute
    WAMKSAM
    Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
    WAN
    Wide Area Network
    WARS
    World Acronym Reference Standard
    WATB
    Whiney Ass Titty Baby
    WAUF
    Where Are You From
    WB
    Welcome Back
    WB
    Write Back
    WBASAP
    Write Back As Soon As Possible
    WBMBF
    Wanna Be My Boy Friend
    WBMGF
    Wanna Be My Girl Friend
    WBS
    Write Back Soon
    WCAGA
    What Comes Around, Goes Around
    WCTYBTWHTKY
    We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have To Kill You
    WCUWTELANIGTKWTM
    Who Came Up With Those Eleven Letter Acronyms, Nobody Is Going To Know What They Mean
    WD
    Well Done
    WDF
    What Da Fuck
    WDO
    Well Done Opponents
    WDOI
    Wouldn't Dream Of It
    WDYC
    Who Do I Call
    WDYLL
    What Do You Look Like
    WDYM
    What Do You Mean
    WDYMBT
    What Do You Mean By That
    WDYT
    What Do You Think
    WDYW
    What Do You Want
    WEFT
    Wrong Every Fucking Time
    WEM
    Whatever, Man
    WFF
    Warm Fuzzy Feeling
    WFHIT
    What Fresh Hell Is This
    WFM
    Works For Me
    WFO
    Wide Fucking Open
    WG
    Wicked Grin
    WGACA
    What Goes Around Comes Around
    WGAS
    Who Gives A Shit
    WGBTY
    Will Get Back To You
    WGO
    What's Going On
    WGTG
    Well, Got To Go
    WH
    What's Happening
    WIBAMU
    Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
    WIBNI
    Would It Be Nice If
    WIBNIF
    Wouldn't If Be Nice If
    WIIFM
    What's In It For Me
    WIMP
    Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing
    WINDOWS
    Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
    WISP
    Winning Is So Pleasurable
    WIYGW
    Write If You Get Work
    WLYK
    Will Let You Know
    WMMOWS
    Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
    WNOHGB
    Where No One Has Gone Before
    WOA
    Work Of Art
    WOB
    Waste Of Bandwidth
    WOCAB
    Who, Of Course, Are Bastards
    WOE
    Way Of Eating
    WOE
    World Of Entertainment
    WOFTAM
    Waste Of Flaming Time And Money
    WOL
    Wake-On-LAN
    WOL
    Way Of Life
    WOL
    Win Or Lose
    WOLF
    Witless One Line Followup
    WOM
    Word Of Mouth
    WOMBAT
    Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time
    WOWF
    Witless One Word Followup
    WRATGAS
    Who Really And Truly Gives A Shit
    WRT
    With Regard To
    WRT
    With Respect To
    WRU
    Who Are You
    WSD
    Willing Suspension Of Disbelief
    WSLS
    Win Some, Lose Some
    WT
    Without Thinking
    WTF
    What The Fuck
    WTFDIC
    What The Fuck Do I Care
    WTFDIK
    What The Fuck Do I Know
    WTFDYTYA
    Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are
    WTFO
    What The Fuck, Over
    WTFRU
    Who The Fuck Are You
    WTFRUTA
    What The Fuck Are You Talking About
    WTFWT
    What The Fuck Was That
    WTG
    Way To Go
    WTH
    What The Hell
    WTHDTM
    What The Hell Does That Mean
    WTMKF
    Welcome To My Kill Filter
    WTTC
    Welcome To The Club
    WTTM
    Without Thinking Too Much
    WTY
    Waving To You
    WU
    What's Up
    WWS
    Wife Wants Sex
    WWW
    World Wide Wait
    WWW
    World Wide Waste
    WWW
    World Wide Web
    WWW
    World Wild Web
    WWYL
    When Will You Learn
    WYGIWYAF
    What You Get Is What You Asked For
    WYGIWYG
    What You Get Is What You Get
    WYGIWYG
    What You Got Is What You Get
    WYGIWYPF
    What You Get Is What You Pay For
    WYLABOCTGWTR
    Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark
    WYLASOMWTC
    Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment
    WYMOWS
    Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap
    WYP
    What's Your Point
    WYR
    When You're Ready
    WYSBANRTWYG
    What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation To What You Get
    WYSBYGI
    What You See Before You Get It
    WYSIOSALLLWYMG
    What You See Is Or Should At Least Look Like What You Might Get
    WYSIWYD
    What You See Is What You Deserve
    WYSIWYG
    What You See Is What You Get
    WYSIWYM
    What You See I What You Mean
    WYSIWYN
    What You See Is What You Need
    WYSOH
    Where's Your Sense Of Humor
    WYTTIWTK
    What You Tell Them Is What They Know
    WYTYSYDG
    What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
    X&O
    Hugs and Kisses
    XAO
    Hugs and Kisses
    XYL
    Ex Young Lady
    XYZ
    Examine Your Zipper
    Y
    Why
    Y2K
    Year 2000
    Y3
    Yada Yada Yada
    YAA
    Yet Another Acronym
    YABA
    Yet Another Bloody Acronym
    YABSA
    Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
    YAC
    Are You Available To Chat
    YADS
    Yet Another Dos Shell
    YAFA
    Yet Another Fucking Acronym
    YAFIYGI
    You Asked For It, You Got It
    YANETUT
    You Are Not Expected To Understand This
    YAOTM
    Yet Another Off-Topic Message
    YAP
    Yet Another Ploy
    YAS
    Young And Stupid
    YAW
    You Are Wicked
    YBS
    You'll Be Sorry
    YBTMFML
    You Belong To Me Forever My Love
    YBYSA
    You Bet Your Sweet Ass
    YCDBSOYA
    You Can't Do Business Sitting On Your Ass
    YCDBWYCID
    You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
    YCLIU
    You Can Look It Up
    YD
    Yesterday
    YD
    You're Dead
    YFTR
    Yust For That Reason
    YG
    Young Gentleman
    YGIAGAM
    Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
    YGLT
    You're Gonna Love This
    YGM
    You've Got Mail
    YGTBK
    You've Got To Be Kidding
    YGTBSM
    You've Got To Be Shitting Me
    YGWYPF
    You Get What You Pay For
    YHBM
    You Have Bin Mail
    YHBT
    You Have Been Trolled
    YHBW
    You Have Been Warned
    YHGASP
    You Have Got A Serious Problem
    YHGASPL
    You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
    YHGMTPO
    You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of
    YHL
    You Have Lost
    YHM
    You Have Mail
    YHMOAU
    You Have Messed One Acronym Up
    YHTBT
    You Had To Be There
    YIB
    Yeah, I'll Bet
    YKIYEI
    You Killed It, You Eat It
    YKWIM
    You Know What I Mean
    YKYARW
    You Know You're A Redneck When
    YKYB
    You Know You've Been
    YKYBOTLW
    You Know You've Been On-line Too Long When
    YL
    Young Lady
    YM
    You Mean
    YM
    Young Man
    YMMD
    You Made My Day
    YMMV
    Your Mileage May Vary
    YOMMFSWGAS
    You've Obviously Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Shit
    YOYO
    You're On Your Own
    YR
    Yeah Right
    YS
    You Suck
    YSS
    You Suck Severely
    YSW
    Yeah, Sure, Whatever
    YTM
    You The Man
    YTMND
    You're The Man Now, Dog
    YW
    You're Welcome
    YWHOL
    Yelling "Woo Hoo" Out Loud
    YWSYLS
    You Win Some, You Lose Some
    YYY
    Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
    ZA
    Zero Administration
    ZIP
    Zoning Improvement Plan
     
  14. My skull aches...
     
  15. You missed one.
     
  16. I am just trying to help her out, that is almost every known acronym.
     
  17. K1NG, I think you've covered pretty much every fucking one of those I've ever questioned.... my brain is yogurt now. :p
     
  18. jesusu fucking christ, king
     
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