Failed a urine test.

Haha how many +'s did you get my records 4 i think.

But seriously you shouldve stopped smoking if you knew you'd be tested. Cop the punishment on the chin and learn from youre mistakes bro.

 

Just cop it and hope you dont keep getting drug tested in the future.

 

If it tests positive how are you gonna bs your way out? "Some guy raped me with weed ma, I didn't know! "

If you've already agreed to change and ypu didn't then they're probably not gonna believe much that you have to say. Start hitting up friends for a place to stay and get a job.

^ Yeah listen to Stalin.

 

Don't let it control you , you can control it if you you don't listen to all that 12-step nonsense. An ear full of that will get you kicked out of a lot of shit if you do not take responsibility and control it. Which means get high when your not about to take a dug test. Problem with Weed, however, is that it can stay in yur system for as long as a month. Get to know your body and how much time a certain amount of pot stays in your body. I would think water and food would help it get through your system.

 

lol why did you even go? I told my parents if they ever tried to drug test me like my brother id just shit in the cup. she laughed & i smoke all day errrday.

 

You're going to test positive for pot and you wanna make up an excuse? It's gunna need to be better than some good bullshit. Just face it with some damn courage.

 

"I fucked up" is a good way to start

 

Go to where ever you take the test and smoke a blunt in that bathroom . . . go hard baby

 

Honestly, the most rational idea that would benefit both you and your family in the long run would be to tell the truth, accept whatever comes your way, and go about your life. I feel as though telling them anything but what is true is childish and sets you up for further consequences. If they're not accepting, you've got a choice to make and nobody can make that decision but you.

Now, as much as I don't like posting an excuse for you to use if you wish, I'm going to because I'm not in your shoes facing the scenario you're up against.

If you do decide to lie, I'd say your best bet would be to say someone was handing out brownies at school or something and you didn't know they were edibles. However, like Tony said above me, you don't have the best track record here based on what you told us.

Good luck, OP.

 

stop smoking or find a way to use other urine. other than that, no bueno

 

Nice name +rep

 

Exercise some forward thinking here. Realistically, are you gonna stop smoking? Cause if you aren't, I wouldn't tell them that. Based on the fact that they cared enough to test you in the first place, I'd wager they're willing and probably plan on testing you again, ESPECIALLY if you make up some story about how you're getting help.

What are you gonna tell them when you fail again? You're literally just compounding a lie until it snowballs and completely destroys your parent's ability to trust anything you say.

Just be like "yeah, I smoke pot sometimes. I'm not a loser and am not gonna turn into one. Marijuana stays in your system for about a month at a time, and I smoked once every few weeks or so, meaning that at near any time you test me, I'm probably gonna fail." Then just keep your shit together and be a productive member of society and all will be well.

 

Dunno man, you can like prepare for a incomming shitstorm