Well. This one time.. I stepped on a particularly crunchy leaf, because I can! And after I took my foot off of it, it struck me as odd.. the leaf looked like it was laughing back at my failed attempt to squish it! So I burnt it.
edit: I once was eating a hamburger. It had a face after I took 2 bites. I looked at it for a while, but then decided to continue my dinner. It screamed when I bit the face off. But biting its face produced a more profound face, a sad one, as if to say "hey, biting my face really hurt, dood." Soon after I saw that face, I decided to bite it again. Fuck that crying pansy-ass. If you want to send a message, diarrhea is the answer.
Dear Buzz, please tell me, what planet are you from? And why, after being here amongst us, in our community for sooo long, have you begun to lose your grip on reality? (I do this too, from time to time when I'm bored)
faces on stucco faces on trees faces in the skies our faces are free. our souls entrapped with coals we relapsed on drugs we collapse on hugs we smile on nugs we sit on trial wait..damn, could you imagine a world w/o faces?