facebook shenanigans

shits retarted everybody allredy knows who smokes and drinks whoever does this is just a facebook whore, i hate facebook whores

"I've never smoked, been drunk, or taken drugs before. Put this as your status and whoever likes this, thinks you're lying"

 

and "we only roll stickey back to back wraps for wraps smoke the hole 50"

 

Sometimes I feel like the only person without Facebook, myspace, etc.




and I'm totally ok with that.

 

you're not alone.

 

bouyt to fucking kill someone. Life and it's aspects mean so fucking much more than high school and grades, who fucking cares? noone even acknowledges the difference between success and intelligence. And when somebody doesn't fit to the norm, or doesn't want to conform, they get forced to by the very people who told them years ago "you can do or be whatever you want in life": their god damn parents.








That was a nice one from a real angry day a while back

 

gunna go push some weights for the first time in like months with kevs pussy ass

 

its always awesome to reach your hand in your coat pocket to find taco bell

 

Holy shit!

I was going to post that! Everytime I see that, I rage a little bit inside.

 

"im beand out like a muh fucker haha love itttt "

"hahahahahahahah headed to da crib if u bitches want me u no were i be haha"

"never beeenn triipppppnn soo hardd n my liffffeeee hahaha"

"ight offa disss bitch headed to da crib htc trippnnn ballllllssss yoooo"

All four of these were from the same dude, within the span of like two hours

Gotta love that Facebook shit

 

"needs a boyfriend or a guys to hangout with lol"

This chick is 25...seriously.

Then a 51 year old dude responded with "hi there sexy".

I need to delete this chick.

 

ik yo its so fucking annoying

 

I hate seeing status' like that hahah, drunk kids nobody likes updating their status' every 20 mins, no comments or likes on any of em, makes them look so stupid hahaha

 

I hate crying cuz after my eye lids feel ten times heavier and im miserable

Ugh this is just one but there are many examples of my cuz just blowing up facebook about stupid problems NOBODY cares about

 

Tuesday 8 something PM "Uuuuuuugh so fucking sick =("

then he says this, at 10 something PM "MDMAzing Night...."

I just dont think some people understand their bodies need some love

 

This girl made this one right after, it made me laugh pretty good:

"i've never smoked weed or gotten drunk.." teenagers are so cool today.. and it's not like they're doing it for attention or anything, right? :]

It was funny just cuz they were posted all like 2 minutes after each other.

 

"Sometimes I hate being a hunter by nature, because days come and go along with the people who need not make foot prints on my path. Day after day aimlessly pursuing the thrill of the chase, the kill and the win."

I think he was going for deep...but ended up with this.

 

no no my friend, you are not a lone.

I cant stand that fuckin shit.

 

"You can steal my statuses if you'd like, but be forewarned I lick everyone of them before I post them.