So, your options are basically... A) Leave it there and pretend it wasn't you B) Shadily sneaking out to the store for half an hour to get a plunger C) Use your hands And you find these options less embarrassing than D) "Hey Mr/Mrs _____, do you have a plunger I can use?"
Damn bro should have done what I told you. It works every fucking time. It won't overflow it adds pressure to the clog and pushes it thru.
hahahah sorry this made me lol so hard. But yeah, you also have the option to go boil a pot of hot water and wash it down with it. It will break the poop up pretty good but I have to warn you that the stench it releases when it breaks apart is absolutely terrible.
[quote name='"Dylanzs"']I'm confused as to how no one has noticed you in the toilet since last night..?[/quote] What are you talking about? Anyway, I pulled that little scheme pretty well. Now I'm back at my house relaxing. Other than that little incident this thanksgiving was pretty good.
lame, i was hoping for a, my girlfriend found out and yelled it out loud so everyone could hear so they all went in the bathroom to look at my bathroom. she left me and embarrassed me now i am in my bed crying.
[quote name='"Capuchino Man"']lame, i was hoping for a, my girlfriend found out and yelled it out loud so everyone could hear so they all went in the bathroom to look at my bathroom. she left me and embarrassed me now i am in my bed crying.[/quote] Lol. Thankfully it didn't happen. Haha but get this. While I was out after telling my gf I was going to a gas station, about 10-15 minutes later she asked if I could buy a plunger. I never did because apparently one of her uncles went out too instead. I came home a little later and took longer than a trip to the gas station should be, but when I came back I noticed the toilet I used was nice and clean again. Lol, someone unclogged it for me. I don't feel bad at all even though it was probably one of the biggest shits I have ever taken. It was definitely the longest though. I wonder who had to plunge it.