F, Marry, or Kill

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Santeria420, Jan 23, 2010.


  1. Kill
    Rape
    Marry (For the money)


    The Pope
    Britney Spears
    Martha Stewart
     
  2. kill fuck marry


    jimi hendrix
    your mom
    your sister


    bwahahaha
     
  3. gross.


    A rabid squirrel
    dana carvey
    john stewart
     
  4. Fuck dana carvey
    marry john
    kill the quirrel !





    jamie lynn spears
    miley cyrus
    selena gomez.
     
  5. jamie lynn spears- Kill she's useless. Only got attention because of her sister. That show she had sucked
    miley cyrus - Fuck in the ass hard. I don't want the pleasure to be mutual, she's annoying
    selena gomez. Marry do I get to fuck her too cuz if not why would I want to get married. she is a fox

    jack nicholson on the set of "THe Shining" back in the day
    jack van impe
    jackie burkhardt (not mila kunis, her character on that 70's show)
     
  6. #106 ILoveSpaghetti, Nov 18, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Nov 18, 2010

    kill jack nicholson, i dont want that crazy mofo chopping down my door with an axe
    marry jack van impe, because google says hes a bible thumper, and being married to a guy would piss him off
    fuck jackie burkhardt, cause she's hot. only in the later seasons though, cause in the first few seasons she was like 14.

    next three:
    Rosie O'Donnell
    Colonel Sanders (lol idk)
    the centipede from the human centipede (they count as one person)
     
  7. i'll fuck rosie, marry the colonel cuz he's loaded, and kill the evil centipede monster you were talking about.


    ok-

    me

    my dog

    a cop from my town
     
  8. Marry you,
    Fuck the cop,
    Kill your dog (sorry)

    so...

    Tony Parker
    Wiz Khalifa
    Lindsey Lohan
     
  9. Tony Parker - kill
    Wiz - marry
    Lindsey Lohan - fuck that bitch.. I bet she's got some good drugs and gives a nice blowjob
     
  10. Forgot to leave some haha

    Uhm... Ronald Reagan yea still dead
    An angry Jewish rabi
    And
    The chick with the vblue waffle pussy
     
  11. Jenny Craig
    Jenna Jameson
    Hal-9000
     
  12. jenny craig- Fuck, she's losing weight
    jenna jameson- marry, she sounds hot
    Hal-9000- kill, i don't want that stinkin robot killing me on my space station

    next three:
    Jesus Christ
    Jack Black
    Kyle Gass
     
  13. i'll marry christ, kill jack black, and choose to fuck the kyle person in hopes that its a girl.




    lettt mee seeee here...

    1. matthew broderick

    2. arlen specter

    ... annnd ...

    3. cher
     
  14. you made a bad choice in fucking kyle gass my friend... he's super fat

    anway,
    fuck cher
    kill matthew broderick
    marry arlen specter

    next three:
    Margret Thatcher
    Bob Saget
    A homeless guy with herpes
     


  15. Easy: Marry thatcher (she's got bank right?)
    Fuck bob saget (not bad looking to be honest...)
    Kill that hobo! No one will ever know...


    That masked dude from the show "delocated"
    Amy pohler
    Denzel Washington
     
  16. i'll assram denzel, marry amy, and kill the dude from the tv show or whatever.


    john kennedy

    jackie kennedy

    jfk jr
     

  17. Little Foot
    Alf
    Sandy Cheeks (squirrel from Spongebob)
     

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