F, Marry, or Kill

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Santeria420, Jan 23, 2010.

  1. F Quagmire (Gotta know what he's doing)
    M Greased Up Deaf Guy (He might be a interesting person)
    K Meg
     
  2. #82 Tha Professor, Oct 30, 2010
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    I'd definitely marry ________

    But c'mon man, you definitely have to give it up for ________ , i'd fuck them twice.


    And i'd kill _______ , hands down. Such a douche.







    Abe Lincoln.
    Abe Simpson.
    Bill Cosby.
     
  3. Miley Cyrus
    Ellen Degnericantspellhername
    Moe Sislak (simpsons)
     

  4. Definantly bang miley cyrus shes fucking sexy
    Marry Ellen because shes richer then any of them,
    Kill Moe cuz hes a guy



    Kid from the grudge(Fucked up)
    Grandma Lee (Chinese, Def and Blind)
    Spongebob SquarePants
     
  5. Fuck Grandma Lee (asian snatches are tasty mmmmm)
    Marry SpongeBob (honestly who wouldn't? lol)
    Kill The fucked up kid from the Grudge (I fucking hate his gay ass cat meowing)


    Hooker with std
    Donatello
    Sandy from Spongebob
     

  6. I'd fuck Donatello...cause we're talking TMNT here right?
    I'd marry sandy from spongebob
    And I'd kill the hooker with the STD
     
  7. I'd fuck Scarlett Johansson,
    Marry Laurie Brown
    and kill Steve Jobs.
     
  8. You gotta say 3 more random names after you answer the post... ill get the ball rolling again...

    Id fuck - Miley Cyrus
    Marry - Mila Kunis
    Kill - Justin Beiber

    Next 3:

    Barbara Walters
    Bono (from U2)
    Courtney Love
     

  9. Marry Bono
    Fuck Barbara Walters
    Kill Courtney Love



    Hmmm... How about

    The city of New Jersey
    Chuck Norris
    That scientist monkey from planet of the apes.
     
  10. #90 psychoperson25, Nov 4, 2010
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    Fuck the city of New Jersey
    Marry Chuck Norris because there are benefits with that. It would be like having a body guard for free.
    Kill Scientist monkey.

    Edit: Dammit I forgot.
     
  11. Since people are too lazy to list the next 3 ill do this one again


    Fuck the Scientist Monkey
    Marry Chuck
    Kill New Jersey for gicing birth to Jersey Shore

    Chester Cheetoh
    Little Debbie
    Betty Crocker
     
  12. Chester Cheetoh-Kill
    Little Debbie-Fuck. How old is she? Oh well, would your really want to have sex with a dude cheetah?
    Betty Crocker-Marry because she must be a good cook

    Dennis Hopper
    Dennis Blagojevich
    Dennis Rodman
     

  13. Fuck Dennis hopper
    Marry Dennis blagojevich (are you sure you don't mean ROB blagojevich?)
    Kill Dennis rodman. That guy has creeped me out since the day I saw him.



    Jack black
    Courtney love
    Tyra banks
     
  14. F, Marry, Kill

    Rosie O'donnell
    Barbara Walters
    Whoopi Goldberg

    hahahaha
     
  15. When I look at these names I really want to say become a monk and take a vow of celibacy.

    Rosie O'donnell Kill not a fan of hers
    Barbara Walters- Marry
    Whoopi Goldberg- Fuck I don't think its physically possible though


    Cap'n Crunch
    Tony the Tiger
    Lucky (the Lucky Charms dude)
     
  16. All dudes? Come on
    Fuck:Tony the Tiger
    Marry: Lucky
    Kill: Cap'n Crunch

    Katie Couric
    Dakota Fanning
    Jessica Biel
     
  17. fuck Dakota
    marry Jessica Biel
    kill katie couric

    Obama
    Marie Louise Parker
    Betty White
     
  18. Marie Louise Parker is the weeds chick right? I would totally fuck her.
    Betty White I would marry because she is funny and probably makes dank cookies.
    And I would kill Obama. Its not you Obama its me.

    Kevin Nealon
    Adam Sandler
    Eddy Murphy
     
  19. Kevin Nealon- Marry (who would want to listen to Eddie Murphy or A.S. on a daily basis)
    Adam Sandler-Fuck, easily the hottest out of this nasty lot, had to go gay for someone.
    Eddy Murphy-Kill (your music career was the biggest joke ever) your kind of funny though

    Chelsea Lately (who gives a fuck what her real last name is)
    Drake (you know what to do)
    That chick in my class who I have dirty thoughts about every time I look at her
     
  20. Chelsea handler-Marry
    Drake-Kill
    That chick-Fuck


    Next 3
    Kim kardashian
    Philosiraptor(you know what to do)
    Barbara Walters
     

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