F, Marry, or Kill

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Santeria420, Jan 23, 2010.

  1. Lemme kick this off again

    . Stephen Hawking
    . Gandhi
    . Bill O'Reily
     
  2. Fuck Hawderps, and steal his talking chair.
    Marry Gandhi, he's guaranteed to smoke me up.
    Kill O'Reily.


    Leperchaun
    Trampoline
    Goat with 17 utters
     

  3. Fuck the goat with 17 utters because I'm damn curious.
    Marry the leprechaun because I know there's more emphasis on the 'pot' than the 'gold' (what with all that green and such).
    And kill the trampoline because I like witnessing the demise of inanimate objects.

    The elephant man.
    That mentally challenged chick who was in your high school.
    Whoopi Goldberg at age 12.
     
  4. hahaha +rep

    Mary Whoopi, it would be tight to have her as a wife, she's gotta toke.
    Fuck the retarded chick, hey.. retards need love too.
    Put the elephant man out of his misery.

    The Little Mermaid
    Pocahontis
    Snow White
     
  5. K The Little Mermaid
    F Pocahontis
    M Snow White

    The female from Avatar (I can't remember her name at the moment)
    Number 6 from Battlestar Galactica
    Rose Tyler from Doctor Who
     
  6. uhhh...fuck the na'vi chick
    kill number 6
    marry rose tyler

    oldschoolgrower
    augestwest
    igotthecottons
     
  7. F - igotthecottons
    M - oldschoolgrower
    K - augustwest :p

    Che' Guevera
    Joseph Stalin
    Kim Jong II
     
  8. Fuck stalin
    marry che'
    and kill kim jong II
     
  9. Way to fail and not post the other 3, i know it's a very difficult process for some people...

    Anyways,
    Jessica Biel
    Jessica Simpson
    Jessica Alba
     
  10. Fuck Jessica Simpson
    Marry Jessica Alba
    Kill Jessica Biel

    Rosa Parks
    Clint Eastwood
    Martha Washington
     
  11. fuck martha
    marry clint
    kill rosa

    sorry i forgot to post the next three last time

    sasquatch
    steve irwin
    janet reno
     
  12. Kill Janet
    Fuck Sasquatch. He's gotta be packin'
    Mary Steve. I miss that dude.


    A Cop
    DEA agent
    Prosecuter
     
  13. bumpety bump?
     
  14. F- A prosecutor
    M- A cop
    K- a DEA agent

    Though id choose cop for kill, but eh...I like cops :ey:



    Barack Obama
    Paris Hilton
    Oprah Winfrey
     

  15. fuck paris (with major protection)
    kill oprah
    and marry barack, for the sole reason that if i married oprah i'd end up killing her anyways and i don't want to kill two people now do i?


    katy perry
    rihanna
    eva longoria

    oh and btw, am i the only one that thinks this thread would be better with pics?
     
  16. #56 JustListen, Sep 7, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 7, 2010
    marry eva
    fuck rihanna
    kill katy perry


    hyde
    fez
    kelso

    edit: i guess we dont all watch that 70s show lol :smoking:
     
  17. ???^


    i'll fuck richard, marry howard, and kill sal.



    eric the midget
    hank the dwarf
    gary the retard
     
  18. Marry the midget
    FUck the dwarf
    Kill the retard

    Betty White
    Sou (Sex talk with sou)
    Betty Crocker
     

  19. Fuck Betty Crocker
    Marry Betty White
    Kill Sou





    Michael J. Fox
    Gregory House
    Megan Fox
     
  20. Fuck Megan Fox
    Marry House
    Kill Michael


    Chef
    Kenny
    Mr. Garrison

    :)
     

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