F*CK!....oww

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Satchel, Dec 27, 2008.

  1. #1 Satchel, Dec 27, 2008
    My dog just bit my fucking cock! Fuck that hurt! I was just kickin' on my bed, searching through GC. (...yes, my pants were on...and no, I didn't have wood.) She jumps on the bed, walks over and nips my fucking cock...owww fuck. I hope some stoners got a laugh out of this...that fucking hurt.:mad:
     
  2. #2 Starsky, Dec 27, 2008
    dont be a pussy, its just your penis.


















    jk, man have you put your penis in any food or something lately?
     
  3. #3 Mustard Tiger, Dec 27, 2008
    stop putting peanut butter on it...perv :)
     
  4. #4 Satchel, Dec 27, 2008

    Well...I just recently had my way with a turkey......I mean...no :p
     
  5. #5 Blutteufel, Dec 27, 2008
    Ow, that sucks, man. I remember when I was six or something I was wearing these crappy shorts and my hamster was crawling around on my lap and she chomped mah dick. Man, that hurt like a bitch....
     
  6. #6 DutchX8, Dec 28, 2008
    Hey, at least it wasn't your balls.
     
  7. #7 Kingof781, Dec 28, 2008
    yeah dude thats what happens when your dog's gay.
     
  8. #8 Blutteufel, Dec 28, 2008
    Pay attention.
     
  9. #9 M3TAL HEAD, Dec 28, 2008
    never had that happen. but i was fucking my ex on my couch one day, and my dog jumps on the couch and tries to lick my dick. it was...strange...:hide:
     
  10. #10 huonc, Dec 28, 2008
    LOL what... that made me laugh the way you said it

    LOL wtf xD
     
  11. #11 J-Pimp., Dec 28, 2008

    I have actually had the exact thing happen. except i think it was a gerbil.

    I know your pain.
     
  12. #12 happy_toker, Dec 28, 2008
    wow i was really concerned when i first read that then i was like :D i did get a laugh out of it thanks
     
  13. #13 Cali Ounces, Dec 28, 2008
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNhaxEmU7_M"]YouTube - VAGINA BITING DOG[/ame]
     
  14. #14 happy_toker, Dec 28, 2008
    that video cracked me up
     
  15. #15 MR.BACKWOOD, Dec 28, 2008
  16. #16 SmokeTheBud, Dec 28, 2008
    lol. that sounds weird. and painful
     
  17. #17 Satchel, Dec 30, 2008
    Well...I am baked...and forgot I created this thread....hhaha holy fuck
     

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