No joke. I'm stoned as hell thanks to a buddy. Just about to lay down on my bed to sleep. When I see this spot that wasn't part of the sheet design. I turn on the light. A fuckin' brown recluse. Grabbed my sandal and squashed the fucker. I had a buddy senior year in high school was nailed by a recluse on his leg. Nasty stuff. Just rotting flesh. Luckily, my weed sense of keen observation of mundane detail kicked in and spotted the venomous fiend.