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extremely important question

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by afghansmoker420, Aug 11, 2011.

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  1. #1 afghansmoker420, Aug 11, 2011
    so I'm sure there are tons of threads about this but heres mine:
    i am getting drug tested either saturday or sunday ( just a simple cvs bought urine test) today is thursday. i was a very heavy smoker but i have not smoked since last wednesday night. i took a drug test last night by myself and it showed up as barely negative. (the line next to drug was barely visible) i just wanted to know if i continue to drink water the next few days and pee a lot will i pass? any help is greatly appreciated. please no insults or anything.
    :smoking::smoking::smoking:
     
  2. #2 Aaron Getang, Aug 11, 2011
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    You should. Exercising is the trick though
     
  3. #3 HxCurt, Aug 11, 2011
    Dude.... you said it yourself. There are hundreds of threads about this. USE THE SEARCH.

    it will answer any questions you have.
     
  4. #4 schmidty797, Aug 11, 2011
    Drinking alot of water, and eating is supposed to help. I did it in like 4-5 days time and passed a clinic piss test
     
  5. #5 OscarZetaAcosta, Aug 11, 2011
    Fuck, man...He could literally Google it and come up with a slew of threads here.:cool:
     
  6. #6 Skunky Monkey, Aug 11, 2011
    Here is how you pass ANY DRUG TEST.


    OK ingest 100MG of search function and wait 6 hours drink 10 cups of pointless drug test threads and then take 200MG of the how to pass drug test STICKY !!!!
     
  7. #7 Aaron Getang, Aug 11, 2011
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    red text
     
  8. #8 Skunky Monkey, Aug 11, 2011

    Yeh it was Red so :confused:
     
  9. #9 Aaron Getang, Aug 11, 2011
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    Is there a reason all of your text is colored. I am the :confused: one
     
  10. #10 Skunky Monkey, Aug 11, 2011


    If you want colored text you must slay the dragon and travel east in your quest to find the wizard of marijuana you must stay with him and grow the most potent ganja if he isn't satisfied he kills you if he is satisfied he grants you the power or colored Text.
     
  11. #11 OscarZetaAcosta, Aug 11, 2011
    So it was you that killed my dragon, Carl...You bastard.:cool:
     
  12. #12 Aaron Getang, Aug 11, 2011
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    Hmmmm, I have work at five. Tonight I guess?
     
  13. #13 Skunky Monkey, Aug 11, 2011

    Yo man keep him on a leash next time he was getting all up in ma grill and i bought that grill from a hardware shop and it cost like 10 bucks man :cool:
     
  14. #14 Skunky Monkey, Aug 11, 2011

    Yeh tonight's fine man
     
  15. #15 Mairuzu, Aug 11, 2011

    Now what? :cool:
     
  16. #16 Skunky Monkey, Aug 11, 2011

    You have completed the quest. :cool:
     
  17. #17 Mairuzu, Aug 11, 2011
    This game needs more quests.

     
  18. #18 Samus Aran, Aug 11, 2011
    Agreed.
     
  19. #19 FredTheNunKing, Aug 11, 2011
    Alright don't listen to these people. If it's in a couple days DO NOT EXCERSIZE. Excersizing burns fat and releases the THC into your blood stream. If you have a test in a month then excersize for 3 weeks and then stop for the last one. Also drink a lot of water leading up to it but the key is to litterally try and fucking KILL YOURSELF with water before you take your test. Drink so much water you think your stomach will explode and when you pee it will be clear and you will pee for like 3 minutes straight. I have passed drug tests 1-3 days after I smoked just because of the massive amount of water I drank. Litterally, a gallon ever 1-2 hours no joke..
     
  20. #20 FredTheNunKing, Aug 11, 2011
    Oh and sugar, the day of the test eat a lot of sugar and drink some coke or some dark colored soda. Your body will digest the sugar instead of the fat and therefore you will have less THC in your blood stream. Eat some candy all day, drink sodas. Splurge on sugar.
     
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