Exploding lighters!!!!!

Dang dude I wouldve shit my pants if that happened to me!

 

Never had any lighters blow up or malfunction in my hand, but this one time I was fucking around with my friends when we were like 17 and decided to light a few matches and spray an Axe can over the flame to make a flamethrower type thing.

We held the flamethrower for like 20 seconds and then I decided to stop it, and the flame went back to the lip of the can. If the flame had gone any further than the lip, the can would have exploded in my hand and probably would have blown my hand off!

 

Cool story. The only lighters I've had explode were ones I incorporated into explosive devices.

 

that does suck. i never had it happen, but thats why i don't push the weed down with the corner of my lighter. I worry about things like that happening.

 

yeah thats why i dont fuck with the crackhead lighters. if you take the cap thing off you can keep twisting it and make like a footlong flame

 

Beeline > Butane

 

just push it down with your finger its not that hot

 

Paperclip, Shoelace , finger lmao

 

Don't worry, that's just a myth. There's not enough oxygen to blow the whole can up if the flame "gets inside."

 

thats why i never buy those crack lighters

 

lol anus burns.

 

one time when i was 15 me and some friends decided to meet some chicks and we went to chill at this school playground. this was at like 1 in the morning and we were all blazed. i was playing with this chicks lighter then i was like ok ima make this into a crack lighter. and shes like alright whatever. so i lit it and it freaked the fuckin shit out of her and her friend cause they never saw a foot long flame haha. so shes like lemme see that. i threw it to her and i tryed to throw it threw these poles that were like a fence so kids dont fall off the playground thing. but it didnt work at all and the lighter bounces off like 3 different things, hits a ladder thing and blew up. everyone just sat there like haha. turns out she needed the lighter the next day to smoke lol

 

I love doing this. There is some way to keep the flame stuck on and when it burns out it will explode. Or you can throw them on the ground and they'll blow up

 

haha man thats funny.

this one time we were blazed at taco bell and i was messing with the flame on my
lighter, making it go higher and higher. eventually it got to the point where the flame was almost a foot tall and it was making a blowtorch noise when lit. so i turned it a few more times to make it even bigger and the bitch starts spewing butane all over my burritos. everyone at out table is either freaking out or laughing uncontrollably while i panic and toss the lighter across the place. we got kicked out

 

Man you can burn your face off with those crack torches if you happen to forget you did it.

 

Those cheapo lighters are fun to play around with. If you take the little flint/sparked think out, hold one end of the spring and light the flint on the other end until it is red hot, then throw it on the pavement and watch the fireworks. And then, tape down the butane button, light it with another lighter, and prop it upside down outside. It'll either blow up or rocket into the sky. Very cool.

 

i had a refillable lighter and was chilling around the campfire i had just refilled it that morning anyways i light a joint puff on it and then pass it i hear a hissing so i jump up and look around for snakes (never got over some sht in Arizona with rattlers) anyways when i turn the bottom of my lighter bursts into flames then starts jetting out so i throw that bitch hard it lands about 30-40 feet away then maybe 10-15 seconds later is just explodes and im like "fucking hell i coulda fucked my shit up, oh well pass me that fucking joint man" *long drag* "wooo thats better!"
lmao funny sht man
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