Expired Orange Juice

In about a week, you'll begin to experience strange stomach convulsions. You'll start farting sporadically, and said flatulations will become intensely painful and loud. Soon enough an orange will fall out of your ass, and it will be moldy and covered in shit. You should probably catch it before it runs away, and put it in the microwave. Heat it for 3 and a half minutes, then take it outside and step on it. If the juice is yellow, then you're going to die.

 

I usually only heed expiration dates on dairy or meat products.

 

LOL @ "Nothing better go wrong because I just drank two glasses"

Something I would say. Sounds like someone is having second thoughts hahaha. You should be fine

 

That's not pulp you're drinking...

 

If only it was fermented..

I think I'm the only person who doesn't like orange juice.

 

Freeze it.

 

Expired orange juice gets you high, maaaaaaaan.