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Experiences With Synthetic Urine For Drug Testing

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by PurpleKushGirl, May 7, 2014.

  1. #1 PurpleKushGirl, May 7, 2014
    Hey guys! 
     
    I am a bit new to the site, I have always kind of stopped by for answers but I figured now is as good of a time as any to join. 
     
    I am a daily smoker, go through about an 8th or more a day by myself, typically use a bong, and I have been smoking like this for about 4 years solid. I am a believer in that using Cannabis does not make me less skilled as a worker, student, human being, and that I have the right to choose what I put into my body, and what I do at home should not affect my work or school life. 
     
    Well anyway, I am of the mindset that what I do at home is not any job's business, but being as I am about to graduate College in 3 days and am set to start my job in a little less than 3 weeks I am getting nervous about the Drug test that is the same day I start. 
     
    I got an email saying that I would be given instructions and directions to go drug test after lunch on my first day. If it is a mouth swab, I am totally prepared for that being as I have passed those before...
     
    I have never had to fake a urine test, but I went ahead and bought the QuickFix synthetic urine, and have it for when the time arises, I also have the option of getting a friend of mine who I know is clean to give me a sample of her urine. I am not sure if they test to make sure you are male or female here in the great state of GA, but i would rather be safe than sorry. 
     
    I trust her to not be dirty, but she is preggers, and I am SO NOT. I guess I could always break down into tears and fake a miscarriage if they asked about it. 
     
    So I guess the question is, do I use the synthetic or do I use my friends sample? What is the safer option? Has anyone used the Synthetic? Have you had any issues? 
     
    I am positive that I will not be watched, this is not a legal issue involving a case or anything, so I am confident that they will not invade my privacy like that. 
     
    I am also not going to stop smoking, and even if I did I only have 2 weeks and I have smoked everyday for 4 years, I do not think that will be enough time to clean my system out anyways. I do not drink or use any other substances...I even eat only organic. 
     
    So...advice? Helpful comments? 
     

     
  2. #2 As Above So Below, May 7, 2014
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    Use QuickFix. They can't test for gender or age from urine samples but they can definitely tell if you are pregnant. Certain hormones that only pregnant women have.
     
    I passed a test a few weeks ago no problem.
     
    Tight spandex boxers and the heating pad that came with the QF + Hand warmers. 
     
    You will be 100% fine. Unless you are around Oregon they test for uric acid also (canadian QF).
     
    Make sure the temp is around 96-100
     
  3. #3 PurpleKushGirl, May 13, 2014
     
    Oh! Yeah I dont want them to think I am preggers... I want them to want to keep me employed knowing that I am not going to be going on maternity leave ANYTIME soon. 
     
     
    I went ahead and ordered the Canadian QuickFix with the Uric Acid, just in case, so now I will have 2 on hand. I am going to use the newer one first just to make sure, the other one has a 12 in the front of it, which makes me think that maybe it is 2 years old already, and I know it says that you can use it after 2 years, but this job pays way too well for me to be taking chances with that. 
     
    I have been smoking so much for so long that I do not think it would come out of my system in a month, and I do not trust the detox drinks that a friend of mine SWEARS will work. 
     
    Thank you for the feedback, I needed the reassurance and the advice. 
     
  4. #4 NGP, May 13, 2014
    and if it's a hair follicle test, you'll be toast. A lot of high paying jobs, especially government contract jobs will have a follicle test performed. I know from experience in the field.
     

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