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Excuses for why your eyes are red.

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by hibitual, Mar 17, 2009.

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  1. #1 hibitual, Mar 17, 2009
    What are some excuses that have worked for you?
    Apart from the classic "I have allergies."
    :cool:
     
  2. #2 LeanTM, Mar 17, 2009
    My contacts are irritating my eyes.
     
  3. #3 iTokeat420, Mar 17, 2009
    I was playing games/watching tv/on the computer too long.
    Eye infection.
     
  4. #4 yuiop, Mar 17, 2009
    i envy all you contact people. My friend always gets away with that and i actually have to make up something every time haha
     
  5. #5 hibitual, Mar 17, 2009
    I choked just a few minutes ago.
    My eyes always get red when I choke.
    ;)
     
  6. #6 hibitual, Mar 17, 2009
    Ohhh, and for girls;
    I read this somewhere else.
    I got eyeliner/mascara in my eye.
    I'm allergic to the new eyeliner/mascara I got.
    My eyeliner/mascara is expired and I still used it.
     
  7. #7 Reaction, Mar 17, 2009
    This.
     
  8. #8 yuiop, Mar 17, 2009
    or weird guys. haha jk:)
     
  9. #9 hibitual, Mar 17, 2009
    I don't wear contacts.
    :mad::(
     
  10. #10 weedidas, Mar 17, 2009
    You were slapped by chuck noris...

    and lived.
     
  11. #11 Deleted member 102856, Mar 17, 2009
    Most plausible.
     
  12. #12 professer, Mar 17, 2009
    I ususaly spray some deodorant on my self after smoking, so I just tell them I got some in my eyes. People usualy buy it since they can smell it on me.
     
  13. #13 Deleted member 102856, Mar 17, 2009
    No you don't! Imagine not being able to play guitar hero because you're eyes are constantly getting blurry or having to blink to try to keep your contacts in. They suck after smoking :(


    Haha
     
  14. #14 hibitual, Mar 17, 2009
    Maybe if you have your nose pierced you could say;
    My ring fell out and I couldn't get it back in so I had to shove it in really hard.
    Or something along those lines......:rolleyes:
     
  15. #15 willie199120, Mar 17, 2009
    Just dont lie. Go buy/steal(if you do that) some eyedrops
     
  16. #16 LeanTM, Mar 17, 2009
    I have contacts and glasses but prefer the second, contacts start getting really annoying. But I like to carry them on me so I can say they were bugging me so I had to take them out, hence, red eyes.
     
  17. #17 progmothroin, Mar 17, 2009
    "My eyes have been bothering me.."

    no need to make it any more complicated than that - you'll just make it seem fishy.
     
  18. #18 TylerNine, Mar 17, 2009
    I was tired of them being blue.
     
  19. #19 JustBlazeMI, Mar 17, 2009
    Best excuse ever

    I just got done smoking a fat blunt!!!!!! :D
     
  20. #20 whoakevo, Mar 17, 2009
    haha im asian so i dont gotta worry about this one -_- haha
     
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