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Excuses for not wanting to buy a dealer's weed

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Carharttkid, Aug 7, 2011.

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  1. #21 SanDiegoStonerz, Aug 7, 2011
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  2. #22 withoutabong, Aug 7, 2011
    "balls are currently tangled and must visit ER. I'll buy later, don't worry."

    - had to say something.
     
  3. #23 Dum Dum Boy, Aug 7, 2011
    bought more of the same schwag today
     
  4. #24 Zenzy, Aug 7, 2011
    Funniest shit I've heard tonight lol.
     
  5. #25 Bundermeyer, Aug 7, 2011
    Hell na mayne, I'ma grab the pistol grip
     
  6. #26 Carharttkid, Aug 7, 2011

    not literally..im saying
    "yo dude can you drop off a sac" or some shit like that...where im from everybody calls
     
  7. #27 tharedhead, Aug 7, 2011
    "Oh shit, I thought I had a male escort..."
     
  8. #28 Smokingmazda, Aug 7, 2011
    This is confusing. So your going to call your connect. Be like " deter I won sone merrwana" you show up. " "Uggggggggggggggggggg i don't want I had to pay a ticket" . If you ask your dealer about it and it looks worse then he described you should be " looks bad Im not buying" but don't be stupid or waste some ones time. When you ask and it doesn't look good at least you can validate your reason for not buying instead of looking like an idiot you want to waste time.

    Don't look stupid in front of a dealer. Especially if he is the middle man not all dealers get to sell what they want ( high grade or certain strains)if they did you wouldn't be in this position.
     
  9. #29 arson9064, Aug 7, 2011
    i found someone else its cool
     
  10. #30 CentiZen, Aug 9, 2011
    I've only done this a few times, but I pretend to have a severe allergic reaction as I smell one of their buds. Then tell them that you must be allergic to something in the strain and you'll buy from their next batch. That way I don't feel bad for insulting their weed (which no matter what, is always at least a little offensive), nor do I burn a bridge and look like an elitist douche.
     
  11. #31 Guest, Aug 9, 2011
    "Sorry dude, my fleshlight came in the mail today."
     
  12. #32 Carharttkid, Oct 14, 2011

    This is what i mean..im not afraid of any of my dealers..i wouldn't buy from them if i was, but letting them down after i say ill buy just makes me feel like a dick..maybe im too caring
     
  13. #33 cripin210Tx, Nov 10, 2011
    He uses all the profits on pills
     
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