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Excuses for having fertilizer

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by greenlant3rn, Aug 27, 2011.

  1. #1 greenlant3rn, Aug 27, 2011
    My parents caught me smoking weed a couple times and now they found some fertilizer in my closet cause I was going to grow a while back. I don't garden so I can't tell them that. I saw it on the kitchen counter and they haven't said anything yet so what should I tell them?
     
  2. #2 xThrowBack, Aug 27, 2011
    Don't grow in your parents house.

    Anyway, say your friend got a new reptile and you ordered some special dirt for him but that was the wrong one and you need to return it.

    I am pretty sure frogs use a dirt floor. Just do some research on google.
     
  3. #3 tehpurplepills, Aug 27, 2011
    hes prolly talking chemicqaal fetilizers... that wud burn the skin offa frog
     
  4. #4 tehpurplepills, Aug 27, 2011
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    dont tell em nothin till they ask, or be like ohh theres where the fertilizer was i needed to bring that to allysas house (or something ) whyd u guys move it

    dont make a big deal outa it, if its open say you sprinkled it on a few plants in the backyard before( f they bring it up or anything otherwise might seem suspicious to say that)

    , they dont KNOW you dont garden, they just know they never seen you
    absence of proof is not proof of absence ya dig?
     
  5. #5 BorderlineBaked, Aug 27, 2011
    Tell them you were going to grow awhile back, but seen the error in your ways and just hadn't disposed of the fertilizer yet.
     

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