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Excuses 4 red eyes

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by GanstaSmoker, Sep 12, 2009.

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  1. #21 killermunchies, Sep 12, 2009
    You can really only use this once but you can say you were using tobasco sauce and then rubbed your eyes. It's a bit more out of the box so it's a little more believable. I did this once and it sure as hell makes your eyes red.
     
  2. #22 Spa-git, Sep 12, 2009
    Never made one up, I always use drops. If I don't have drops, I won't smoke or I will smoke but won't go home 'til I drop drop.
     
  3. #23 Shook-Ones, Sep 12, 2009
    You stink so bad that your irrating my eyes... Leaves.:bolt:
    I poke myself in the eyes.
    I have pink eye.
    Im a devil.
    Its sooo fucking bright in here.
    Whay are your eyes red, Dad? He shuts up. Lmao.
    I smoked a blunt, leave me alone.
    yo mama " you smoked a what"
    you " i smoked weed mom"
    yo moma "your punished" ??????

    wtf is ur mom gunna do if ur high. Just tell her you smoke weed. And your not stopping.
    Grow up, 18+ to be on this forum kid.
     
  4. #24 Eireann, Sep 12, 2009
    just say your friend came in your eye by accident or some shit.
     
  5. #25 melxcorex, Sep 12, 2009
    haha crying.
     
  6. #26 HappyToker, Sep 12, 2009

    hahahahaha! ima do this next time, someone asks me why my eyes are so red,
     
  7. #27 DaComeUpCat, Sep 12, 2009
    You dont need an excuse, you need EYE DROPS!
     
  8. #28 Sourdiez, Sep 12, 2009
    I was swimming and I opened my eyes in the pool. Pretty much only good for summer...
     
  9. #29 waynes, Sep 12, 2009
    Bilateral Viral Conjunctivitis
     
  10. #30 Ryuall420, Sep 12, 2009
    I don't care about the status of my eyes, but I never get questioned.
     
  11. #31 kobie, Sep 12, 2009
    1. I'm goin' for a new look

    2. Me and my friends played a game of tag only you had to poke the eye instead of the body, you should try it sometime :)
     
  12. #32 GanstaSmoker, Sep 12, 2009
    Ummm....dude,unlike u i dont live with my parents,and unlike u,i have a girlfriend,she doesnt want me to be high around her,i need an excuse,so why dont u go,find a girl(or a guy cuz ur probably gay),and then talk shit.

    Im done
     
  13. #33 AHammer, Sep 12, 2009
    if anyone asks, i just say i forgot to take my allergy pill
     
  14. #34 RedEye, Sep 13, 2009
    There is NO excuse for me!!!!:smoke:
     
  15. #35 Oregon, Sep 13, 2009
    Allergies
    Crying
    Sneezing
    Your Smell
    Your Mothers Smell
    Your Vaginal Infection Smell
    Your Mothers Vaginal Infection Smell

    Or the classic " I just had rough sex with multiple partners and while getting taken from behind by two guys, I had one of those automatic air fresheners go off in my face as I was desparetly grabbing the table it was on'
     
  16. #36 pushin kush, Sep 13, 2009
    2 posts up..

    Girlfriend: ah why are you eyes red?
    You: shit bitch i just smoked a fat ass crack rock..how bout you quit aksing me so many questions and make me a goddamn sammich!!!

    :smoke:
     
  17. #37 GanstaSmoker, Sep 13, 2009

    Yea and then....
    Girl: ur not getting any pussy tonight


    wich would mean im fucked
     
  18. #38 TelevisedChaos, Sep 13, 2009
    "Man... I was up all night doing some work" or something that points towards you being really tired.
     
  19. #39 Cali Smokes, Sep 13, 2009
    I have aids so back the fuck up before I stick you with my crack needle bitch. Of course you would brandish the needle and watch them run in fear.
     
  20. #40 lar20, Sep 13, 2009
    nobody has really bothered me but if anyone asks ill either say im tired or its my contacts
     
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