Everything a stoner need?

Visine, perfume, cell phone, pocket knife, a safety pin, mints/gum, metal bowl piece, extra lighter(s), beverage, band-aids, mirror, gloves, little black book, a pen, keys, a condom, CD player, CD's, and candy.

Good thing I have a huge purse

 

haha, i was about to say where do you fit all that...but then yo a girl and have purse. myself...being a guy...carry a lighter, gum, pipe, weed. the bare esentials.

 

dang 420girlie you are packin!

I don't carry any of that stuff to work w/ me, and don't like smoking in public places (unless @ a show) so here's what's on me at ALL TIMES:
gum, wallet(duh), camera, pen/paper of some sort, some small candy, like a hard candy or piece of chocolate if i get a sweet tooth, excedrin migraine, and the current book i am reading (you never know when you'll get stuck in a line somewhere or catch a free moment!)

if i'm going to shows it changes:
id, atm card, disposable camera (if i can sneak em in), tiny glass piece, weed, gum, pot brownies/cookies, safety pin/paper clip (cleans out pipe in a flash), lighter, blanket, water... the greek theatre here doesn't search you for the hippie shows, you just have to let them test your water... sooo sometimes you can even bring food in and a big phat blanket, spread it out and just veg ~~

so it kinda depends where i'm off to

 

I have a big ass mommy purse because I always hang out w/ a bunch of boys and they always need something.

BTW, a stoner can never have too many resources.

 

i carry the usual with me.....but i also i pack a lil something extra. The most amazing thing to do while stoned is to eat some of those listerene tabs you put on your tongue. They feel like they ate a hole in the top of your mouth. Totally a weird funny feeling...go ahead try it..trust me it'll be worth the 2 bucks to spend on it. pass the doobie.....


conrad

 

Get used to it, no matter how old we get, we still need stuff out of them big old mommy bags.

And I had this image of a cheerleader about you! LOL

 

I don't carry nothing with me because I keep it in my little room, for those that remember i fixed my self a little coffeshop to get away.

OK let's do an inventory of BPP' room.

Moving waterfall picture
Red lava lamp,
Stuffed fish covered with mardi gras beads
old couch
big ass portrait that used to hang in my in-laws living room,
cowboy hat
inca toboggan hat,
shiny gold moon mask
bird mask with purple flowers
blue-ish fluoro gro light on the wall
old persian rug
brand new cd player with remote control (god how I love the remote)
visine
stash box full of blue and green bic lighters (25 at last count)
stash box full of pipes, slides, one-hitters, etc
stash box full of rolling papers, rolling machine etc
ferts and nutes
Mardi gras inspired stand-up ashtray
assorted roach clips
big ass jar of roaches
a big plastic roach for anyone who says "gimme a roach to smoke"
a dozen fishing poles
big ass tackle box full of fishing gear
heater to stay warm in winter
big gold bong
telephone (will get your ass in trouble because the wife will call the number to see how into the smoking I am)
the purple-speckled chair i painted and reupholstered with purple crushed velvet
old magazines so I can look at pictures
And last but not least, a picture of my wife!

Hard to believe I'm 37 years old

the only thing missing is a Elvis on black velvet portrait, a refrigerator and a computer!

 

What, cheerleaders can't have big ass purses?

I tried to make my purse self-serve, but boys just can't navigate in a purse.*lol*

p.s. I used to have a smoke room too. It was a small ass room about the size of a queen size bed. I got some comfy ass wicker chairs and a trunk that doubles as a chair/ table and put 'em in a circle. On the weekend The guys would come over and we would just clam bake all day. HELL YEAH!
sometimes my mom would make us sandwiches or brownies. God I love my mommy!

 

I college guy like me takes his wallet, 2 condoms , smints, visine, water, cell phone, paper clips, pipe, weed, Bic eletric lighter, and a toy. Toys are usually something like a laser pen or those nails that are bent together and need to be seperated.

 

Play Doh or Silly Putty

 

Slinkys are fun too, not the cheap plastic ones though. Get the metal ones. My friend was playing with it one time and he put an end between his teeth then flicked it, it sounds really neat cause it uses your skull as a sounding board.

 

my answer to the lotto question a long time ago,....if i had mucho dinero id have bpp's room waterfall an'all.

.....as for my stash... a lighter (bably blue....i stole it.) a joint and the extra wintergreen gum
peace

 

wait,wait...i better tell you about this squigly twirly silly snake lookin kinda thing, funny as hell looking pipe which i am currently smoking outa right now. along with a half of a tiny peach pill i kinda feel like the fat catipillar from alice in wonderland...eh,....

 

Let me add on to my inventory!

My wife, the sweet lovely women that she is, got me a couple of purple, crushed velvet pillows and a brass and jeweled incense burner. Now me wife says I need a beaded curtain, and the Elvis on black velvet, and my little room will be christened "Big Poppa's Jungle Room".

One thing you will never find in my room is a clock.

 

Ok, here's my issue. I'm at a nice college that is sunny and warm all year round. As a result it attracts the most beautiful women I have ever seen. However the big problem is that a mojority of them are blond (95%) and unfortunatly they seem to fit the stereotype, nothing against blond but..... But girls that are in effect just a pretty face get really fucking old. Where are all the stoner chics? Not even the girls in sororities smoke a lot. I guess this question really can't be answered. Oh well. GO 420Girlie and Jada.

 

Thank you Dunkatt.
Maybe you should try looking somewhere w/ a less academic atmosphere

P.S. I'm a red head and a Leo, makes for one fiesty stoner*lol*

 

actually he's right. ASU's basically full of SDSU rejects, they're pretty beautiful though.