every time someone says "were trying to get pregnant"...

Discussion in 'General' started by HxCurt, Aug 3, 2011.

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  1. #1 HxCurt, Aug 3, 2011
    Every time someone talks about how they're trying to have kids (my boss did the other day) I think about them having nasty mid age sex, rolls, and sloppy creampies. I have trouble not cringing.

    Anyone else?
     
  2. #2 SirenWasHere, Aug 3, 2011
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    Cool story, Moe.
     
  3. #3 MrGers, Aug 3, 2011
    That's where babies come from.
     
  4. #4 malici23, Aug 3, 2011
    Right on, bro.
     
  5. #5 HxCurt, Aug 3, 2011
    Yeah, but don't tell people about it. Only good looking people should bang.
     
  6. #6 HxCurt, Aug 3, 2011
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    Whatever. This is general, garbage goes here.
     
  7. #7 Hepheastus420, Aug 3, 2011
    Today I learned that the sperm cell eats the egg in the ovary and grows strong from the protein in the egg and becomes a baby.
     
  8. #8 redchrons, Aug 3, 2011
    Lolwut ^^^
     
  9. #9 SuperSilverHaze, Aug 3, 2011
    Some peoples dreams can be another's nightmare
     
  10. #10 Skunky Monkey, Aug 3, 2011

    Haha funny everyone knows baybys come from a flower :rolleyes: :p
     
  11. #11 sgov090, Aug 3, 2011

    Lawl.
     
  12. #12 Misc, Aug 3, 2011
    I feel the same way about this thread.
     
  13. #13 Judgement, Aug 3, 2011
    eww thats yucky
     
  14. #14 .AcidTrip., Aug 3, 2011
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    You sig is against the rules supersilverhaze ;) text or pic.


    I thought women shit babies when i was younger, and get pregnant by kissing.

    funny thing is i kissed a girl when i was young and though i was going to be a father, so i went and told my parents i was a going to be a dad and that i need to work.
     
  15. #15 BLT, Aug 3, 2011
    I always thought that babies came from storks...
     
  16. #16 Mairuzu, Aug 3, 2011
    I was a c-section
     
  17. #17 Judgement, Aug 3, 2011
    Then who fucked the stork?
     
  18. #18 TheRedPill, Aug 3, 2011

    I did.
     
  19. #19 BLT, Aug 3, 2011
    this is true.... I seen it
     
  20. #20 Judgement, Aug 3, 2011
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