Every time I go to take a shit...

Discussion in 'General' started by Led Zepp, Sep 7, 2012.

  1. #1 Led Zepp, Sep 7, 2012
    It seems that one of my legs gets extremely numb and falls asleep haha


    WTF is going on here? Is there a higgher power at work here or is there a secret society of gnomes that live under toilet that purposly make your leg fall asleep so u sit on the toilet longer and somehow fuel their power sources :confused:

    Someone help me here cuz I am having a mental dump(hahah couldnt help it :p)
     
  2. #2 Rebel Eye, Sep 7, 2012
    Is one of your butt cheeks straining too much and cutting off blood to the rest of your leg?

    Do you push a lot, or let it come natural?
     
  3. #3 ckycampmember, Sep 7, 2012
    such an epic thread. :laughing:

    the real question is how long are you sitting in there?
    10 minute dump?
    20 minute dump?
    30+ minute dump?
     
  4. #4 Led Zepp, Sep 7, 2012

    Natural all the way brah.. I have a book of crosswords so I usually just chill for 20 mins or so and take my sweet old time.. Shitting is pretty much a ritual for me.. But i think you cleared it up.. I may be putting too much pressure on my asscheeks or something cuz my fukin legs feels like god damn jell-o right now :laughing:

    I take my sweet ol' time hahah :smoke:
     
  5. #5 dealwithit, Sep 7, 2012
    am i the only one who puts some toilet paper on the hole between my legs and the toilet?
    just incase some water splashes up..
     
  6. #6 Led Zepp, Sep 7, 2012

    I put toilet paper on the inside of the bowl cuz my junk always be hittin that shit and its nasty(not literal shit, the toilet bowl..)
     
  7. #7 Fizzly, Sep 7, 2012
    Maybe this will help:

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  8. #8 dealwithit, Sep 7, 2012
    after pebbles you only need to wipe once
     
  9. #9 Fizzly, Sep 7, 2012
    lol, beware of "Red October"!

    Better get to the doc pronto!
     
  10. #10 Led Zepp, Sep 7, 2012
    Lmfao Ninja and eye of sauron are so fucking boss, I literally lol'd irl..
    I've had too many 'swamp' days after a night of heavy beer consumption.. But things like this pass.. I am more of a breach type of person with an occasional crocodile family appearing Lol :smoke:
     
  11. #11 iGotStoned, Sep 7, 2012
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  12. #12 StraiT100, Sep 7, 2012
    you are sitting to firmly lol cutting off circulation to your leg...

    I've gotta take a shit rightnow
     
  13. #13 Crane Game, Sep 7, 2012
    You're not alone. I also like to take my time (20+ minutes) and it happens every time. I just assumed its because I'm overweight and I'm cutting off some circulation.
     
  14. #14 The Gooner, Sep 7, 2012
    Do you put your elbows on your knees? That's what puts my legs to sleep when I'm enjoying a nice shit.
     
  15. #15 CallMeWigga, Sep 7, 2012

    This.
    I for one don't really take my time shitting, get in and get out. Unless I'm reading an interesting magazine or something. Then I'll just camp out on the toilet for like 20 minutes.
     
  16. #16 RC Flyer, Sep 7, 2012
    Get one of those padded seats....
     
  17. #17 Tomulius Caesar, Sep 7, 2012
    Yeah cutting off the circulation of your bloodflow
     
  18. #18 sammyboyblake, Sep 7, 2012
    usually when I am reading the paper i sit with my elbows on top of the knee this will sometimes lead to some very tingly legs when I stand up haha its pretty crazy
     

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