Ever Wonder?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Dec 14, 2002.

  1. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
     
  2. all the time. funny stuff
     
  3. Another example of how really screwed up some things are! lol
     
  4. >Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?<

    All the time man, ALL the time. I try to keep it closed but Pfft! never happens...when I'm supposed to have it open, then it's closed. :rolleyes:
     
  5. All the time man, ALL the time. I try to keep it closed but Pfft! never happens...when I'm supposed to have it open, then it's closed.


    lmao...very funny.....open up....lol....Peace out...Sid
     
  6. i think about that kind of stuff, but im pretty quick to forget em too... :]
     
  7. damn thats some funny shit, shows how fucked up some things in life are!
     

  8. Would because they dont want them to get an infection while they die:D
     

  9. Yes, it is!!:)
     

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