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>Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?< All the time man, ALL the time. I try to keep it closed but Pfft! never happens...when I'm supposed to have it open, then it's closed.
All the time man, ALL the time. I try to keep it closed but Pfft! never happens...when I'm supposed to have it open, then it's closed. lmao...very funny.....open up....lol....Peace out...Sid