ever try science when you were a kid?

Discussion in 'General' started by feudalism, Oct 21, 2011.

  1. Experiment: continuously drink water while urinating to make a continuous flow of urine

    outcome: it didn't work
     
  2. Experiment: throw rocks at birds

    outcome: cracked a car window.
     
  3. Experiment: Durability test; rock vs Hot Wheels car

    Outcome: Smashed Hot Wheels car
     
  4. Experiment: Jumped down the stairs using a garbage bag as a parachute.

    Outcome: Twisted ankle.
     
  5. Experiment: put pregnant ladies hand in a bowl of warm water well she sleeps

    Outcome: a lot of screaming, and a baby.
     
  6. "I wonder what happens when I put this magnet up to the tv"

    Result: "What the hell did you do? Wapiche(Slap)" Ha ha ha
     
  7. experiment: play with matches

    result: a burnt treehouse
     
  8. experiment: jumping from a high place, twirling nun-chucks/umbrella and expecting to float

    outcome:failure
     
  9. Experiment: See ant walking on ground --> stomp on ant

    Outcome: No more walkin.
     
  10. Experiment: I went black

    Outcome: I never went back.
     
  11. Experiment: I put baking soda and vinegar in a bottle

    Result: A volcano
     
  12. I started my post differently then anyone elses, motherfuckers.

    Outcome: I ended the comment the same way though.
     
  13. Tell after Ist scene what happened in this movie :p

    Outcome: All suspense vanished and viewer's anger :p
     
  14. Experiment: There is a guy skateboarding next to me as i was in the car, jumping and grinding on all the railings and stairs

    outcome: i havent been able to stop doing it
     
  15. I used science ever since I could comprehend it. I had a good.understanding of the physical world as a child and then I got dumbed down in highschool.

    Told ya dad I shoulda went straight to college outta middle school!
     
  16. Experiment: see if a bb gun can kill a bird

    Outcome: a dead bird
     
  17. Ya, its almost like as soon as highschool starts, thats when kids all go to shit.

    They say fuck school, get drunk, do drugs, have sex, party, fuck around your whole life, work shitty job, and suck off the system.

    Its like 80% of kids who go through high school come out with ^those^ aspirations.
     
  18. experiment- stuck a piece of wire into a socket connecting both sides w/ a loop.

    outcome- messed up all the circuit breakers in my parent's house and had to sit in the dark till they got home.
     
  19. experiment - bounce bowling balls on trampoline

    outcome - smashed finger that never grew right.
     
  20. Experiment: Touched my PP vigorously

    Outcome: Explosion of fun
     

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