Ever have worms before?

Discussion in 'General' started by eric71, Nov 14, 2012.

  1. Im currently hostt to a few worms in my digestive tract, gonna see a doctor soon to get some meds. I think Ive had em for a year or 2 at most now, just realized I had em for sure and have questioned it for the past few months.

    Ive heard of GWD (Guniea Worms Disease) where the worm eventually get so big it literally pulses its way out of your skin. Is it possible to induce this on my basic infection so when it comes out I can have it as a pet, kinda like my own baby since Ill never be able to give birth, but that would be pretty close. My Wurmz <3
     
  2. No, I'm not a fucking dog.

    Also, seek help.
     
  3. This belongs in the pet section. Ask a mod, maybe they will move it for you! :smoke:
     
  4. Dude you need to go see a vet or some shit. How did you type this with paws and no thumbs?!
     
  5. I think I done ate some of bad meat a few times ago see
     

  6. Then stop eating out of the god damn trash can. I swear, we're going to have to turn you into an outside dog.
     
  7. My tapeworm tells me what to do....:smoking:
     
  8. I have a giant, 12 inch long worm.... In my pants.
     
  9. If you have a kitten that's infected and gets around your face you can get pin worms, easily.....
     
  10. either im really stoned
    or you are
    but this mad me fucking laugh

    uhhh...no i've never had worms
    just gummy worms in my belly
     
  11. hahahahaJAJAJAJALALALALKAKAKAKAKA!

    THIS IS ERGOT BLACK LEMON!

    lmfao u actually got words dude wtf did eat dog shit when u were a kid for the lulz of it and get them? how old r u anyway?
     

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  13. how did you realize you had them for sure?
     
  14. My friend got a worm in his arm that entered into his blood stream through a cut. But we were swimming in a river in a third world country. What's your excuse?
     
  15. I blame our terrible food processing system in our world today, with probably a bit of 'operator error' along the way. I seen a a long string through my poop, I use to have poops that looked like weed nugs, they would have a small string(looked like the stem) that would lead to my poop, now the string goes all the way through to the other side.
     
  16. I'm going to have to ask you to stop rubbing your ass on the floor now.

    I swear to God, stop.

    I'll get the spray bottle.

    That's it, you're going the fuck outside.
     
  17. MeOWWW Meeoowww DONT B SO MEAN TO MOTTS

    that bitch didnt help
     

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