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Ever had a dealer...

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by Milky Joe, Oct 16, 2010.

  1. #1 Milky Joe, Oct 16, 2010
    That really didn't know shit about weed?

    A kid on campus I picked up from thinks everything is dank. Can't tell schwag from kindbud by looking at it and basically doesn't know anything.

    I was kind of hoping to use this to my advantage but I won't be buying his shit again since he sold me a 2.1g 1/8th and I done some regrettable things.

    Anyone else ever had one of these clowns?
     
  2. #2 Judge Mo Dollas, Oct 16, 2010
    Nothing like that man but i feel for you sorry to har about your bad experience.
     
  3. #3 BalkanCommie, Oct 16, 2010
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    i know alot of dealers who dont know SHIT! about shit...they are just in it for the profit.

    last night i went to buy these little budz in my zig and i started asking the dude who sold me them and he had nooooo idea what he was talking about.

    edit: i used to have a dealer who made up names for the same weed he had, he looked up like foreign words that noone ever heard of and slapped the label on the weed....but he had really good shit
     
  4. #4 WheelchairKUSH, Oct 16, 2010
    Lol when my dude is out of town I have to go through some dummies. Its fucking ridiculous, and there are soo many tard barns that try to be dealers nowadays.
     
  5. #5 Mafia93, Oct 16, 2010
    Yes, most of the dealers where I live, in Florida, are pretty dumb. The majority of them only sell mids and the few that have good stuff have now idea what to do with it. I once asked a dealer how much he would sell me 1/2 an O for and it literally took him 5 mins to figure it out and all he did was add up how much he was selling 1/g dimes for.
     
  6. #6 Milky Joe, Oct 16, 2010

    Yeah man this fucking mouth breather is in Florida. Must be something in the water.
     
  7. #7 As Above So Below, Oct 16, 2010
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    Honestly, I've never had that kind of a dealer. All my dealers are legit. If I'm paying 65 for an 8th of some fire, you bet your ass I'm gonna wanna see it, smell it, touch it, weigh it. If for some reason they don't show it or want the money first, I immediately say fuck it. I'd rather have no weed than be impulsive and get ripped off. I'm sure all of us have been in that situation where some sketchy guy pulls up, rolls down his window, asks for your money, then hands you a bag that you can't see because he scrunched it up. Only to find that it's either A) Not nug B) it is nug but it's obviously not the right weight or C) it's not nug and it's not the right weight.

    My dealer always shows me what she has, lets me pick what jar/bud I want, then she lets me touch it smell it, etc. Then she weighs it on a scale in front of me. Only way you can do it without getting ripped off.
     
  8. #8 Haze720, Oct 16, 2010
    Ha ha ya man definately know people that don't know shit.

    Doesn't hav to do with bud but I thought it was funny as fuck when my dealer told me he had 650 mg hydrocodone when its the tylenol in it. I told him repeatedly he was wrong and he's like dawg I know my shit and I just laughed.
     
  9. #9 Blutteufel, Oct 16, 2010
    All the fucking time. I get dealers that don't know what the meaning of dro, dank or schwag and sometimes use the terms interchangeably (assuming they even KNOW the terms) even though dro is specifically hydroponic weed,, have never heard of indica or sativa, don't know why weed with seeds is shit and smoke nasty, rotten-lookin' 'buds' that are really nothing more than a dense collection leaves wrapped around tree trunk-sized stems with the occasional pea-sized piece of actual bud in there. Hell, some of them don't even know how much grams are in an ounce. It's just pathetic, sometimes.
     

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