Ever get retard high?

Yeah. I read Wikipedia that CBD kind of cancels out the memory loss from THC so that's probably why sativas generally don't make you feel like a dumb and lazy stoner, because the THC:CBD ratio is the main chemical difference in sativas and indicas from what I read. I love all weed though Sativas are rare here though so I usually just moderate my indicas to get the head high I like without getting all couch locked. I find my environment affects my high more than anything though tbh. Like when I go bowling stoned it feels so good man. Focused completely on the lane and the body movement comes naturally unlike my awkward technique I use when sober. But after the high wears off the indices leave me feeling more burnt out if I smoke a lot, which I don't like. So sometimes I go out and buy some Reggie because it's the only sativa available. The high rules (Hyrule heheh) but I have to smoke so much to get into that clear mindedness that I desire, and smoking is my least favorite part of smoking weed.

 

This is the kind of mother I will be.

 

Ur mom sounds awesome lol

 

My friends are always retarted.

High or not.

 

Dude we think so alike...

 

Just the other night I looked at my wife and mumbled "I think I just smoked myself retarded!" ...... so, yes!

 

I have to say yes to this but the retard high only comes some ceirtain strains. MY experience was one of those where i actually drank a bit of bong water and lit and smoked a cig the wrong way around. Both happened the same night D

 

You actually DRANK that shit?

 

Yea when I smoke a gram joint on an empty stomach and in a warm environment . Hehe.

 

Give him a break man he was temporarily mentally ill.

 

I've had it happen, I couldn't form words.

 

my friends a new smoker so I brought my bong over I took a hit he took a hit and damn was he retard high. couldn't speak, or look. Just really short answers and mumbling,shit was funny. I never seen him like that before but at least he's experienced it haha.

 

This made me laugh

I want to be super duper high right now.

 

I just had a flashback to when I was 14 or 15. Damn, I had forgotten about this until just now lol.
I was at a party and took a couple hits of a joint and got so high that I had to lay down and wouldn't get up for like 45 minutes. I was unable to move! The other kids were all making fun of me and one boy even hovered a book over my face and said he would drop it if I didn't get up. I honestly lost control of my body. That was one of the maybe 5 times I smoked weed as a teen. I stopped at 15 years old and didn't smoke again until I was 28.

 

Retarded high for me is when I close my eyes and I can entertain myself just by imagination. Like making shit appear on my eyelids like its a movie screen.

 

I lost my gravity bong virginity two days ago. We smoked a blunt before my bro busted out the bucket, so I was already nicely high, but after I took one hit of the g-bong I was retarded high. I don't remember the rest of that night at all.

 

Haha at first I thought this said 'ever get a retard high'?

 

Heh... yeah.