Ever encounter undercover cops?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by aclone, Jan 26, 2010.

  1. When I lived at the beach a friend and I were walking on the boardwalk to meet a group of friends. I had a stash belt with a gram of coke and some pot. While we're walking, these two guys approach us and make sure they get our attention. Then they ask if we want any weed. Both guys looked like they were 27-29ish years old, and were dressed like college kids, but looked like they were trying too hard. They also seemed like they were directing or controlling the situation a little too well. I instantly without even thinking about it replied, "Not from undercover law enforcement", at the same time my "mr bigshot" friend replies, "Oh, I already got mine"!

    I didn't even look back as I power walked away and met my group of friends. As I was leaving I heard them ask my friend if he wanted to trade pot. HA!

    I met my group of friends and didn't see my other friend. I tell my friends that these 2 guys are undercover, right as the undercover guys are calling over more kids who're standing near us. The kids go talk to the undercover and are standing there thinking about buying when we start yelling, "Undercover Police in the Bright Red shirt and the Black Hoody with Blue JEANS and a Black BEANIE"! The guys glare at us and get on their cellphones. I just start walking away and leave the group there who're still yelling about the cops. Kinda like when you cough and say bullshit, but really loud.

    The next day I found my missing friend, he said after I walked away some guys came out of the alley and grabbed him and pulled him off the boardwalk to search/arrest him.

    The second time I got setup buying cigarettes for a minor while at the gas station. I was waiting for my gf to get out of the bathroom when some kid asks if I'll buy him some marlboro reds. I say sure, he gives me $5, I buy a pack and take them out to a truck parked getting gas. They thank me and said they'd have bought them but his license was suspended (he was driving).

    I walked back inside and my gf was in the taco bell attached. I walk to her when I see the kids coming in with a shaggy looking guy and the kid's pointing back to the bathrooms saying, "He's got bright red hair". I had hot red hair. I dropped down under the tacobell table and gave my gf the keys to my car. I could hear the guy knocking on the bathroom. I told my gf to start the car and unlock my door.

    As soon as she was good I ran out jumped in got the fuck outa dodge.

    Only thing I say about undercover cops is they give off a vibe, cops will dominate a situation or be in control. They'll also try to get you to dig a bigger hole, a family friend was befriended by an undercover who asked if he'd bring his gun the day he was going to bust him so he could get a bigger charge, rather than just a couple pounds of pot. The guy ended up getting a mandatory minimum because of the gun.
     
  2. ya there was a bitch on a 7 month undercover sting, her name was "Erin"... i hate meetin new ppl cause to many of my people are in jail and im not tryin to be, so everytime she came around (like 3 or 4 times) i never talked to her. And about 2 months ago one of my best friend sold some whiteshit to her and now he sittin in jail on 3 class a felonys. And everytime he sold to the bitch she had him on camera, and once on camera hittin a rail ... FUCK THE POLICE
     
  3. Yeah, under my bed covers WHEN I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
    We weren't wearing clothes or anything.
     
  4. ^there was this really sexy cop that worked at the airport, i used to fantasize about her constantly.

    as far as encountering undercovers... im sure i have, but then again, how would i know?
     
  5. Lol i've been "talked too" by one undercover when i was walking to a party. I kept walkin.

    The sneakiest people ever are the Fish and Game undercover i swear to god there is no way to see them coming. Boom you talk to some guy to see how the hunting next thing ya know your dismantling your gun taking out your choke and plugs, shells, w/e you have on you. It sucks dick.
     
  6. Ya, recently I was at a dispensary buying and there was a long wait in the waiting room. One guy was there with his "mom" and said he was gonna advise her what was good or bad. I swear he had a vest on under his hoody, and his pants were way baggy and long, like he was trying to dress down. His hair cut was really clean cut for his age (30ish), reminded me of a state trooper. He kept asking questions too like, "Are all these people waiting to be served"? "All these people are patients"?

    The guy who started the dispensary was raided in 2007 and found with 1500 clones. No charges were filed, but he went on to open one of few underground dispensaries. I dunno if they're just keeping an eye on him, or what but I'm glad they don't have any of my information as I'm just a caregiver for a friend in their system. Though I'm prolly on surveilance driving to and from.
     
  7. The OP is one smart ass guy, +rep for using your head and just leaving your friends. I'm sorry but if your friends are being an idiot, don't ruin your life for that.
     
  8. I got pulled over by a fuckin honda pilot a year ago for having two license plates on the back (like one covering the other) it was my moms car and she was to lazy to take the old one off. Anyways he thought I stole the car.
     
  9. #9 freakp8ntbaler, Jan 26, 2010
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    no offense but your mom is pretty lazy. theres no way to get the new one on there(unless she taped it or something) without taking the screws off the old one! (unless she half assed it)
    not even to mention the fact that someone would think thats its gonna be ok to have two license plates. oh and also unless this doesnt happen in your state, you almost always need to give back the old plates.
     
  10. edit- pm'd instead
     
  11. Just last night I got fucked for stealing two bottles of goose from walmart by a bunch of undercover cops who'd setup a sting operation. fucking pigs...
     
  12. ^ that's called breaking the law and getting caught.

    Don't steal.
     
  13. rofl! owned
     

  14. ^ Smoking weed is also :p
     
  15. #15 fenix420, Jan 31, 2010
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    Do you agree with the current MJ laws? Since you're on this site, it's doubtful.

    How about all laws regarding theft? I think most sensible people can agree that stealing is just all around bad regardless of what it is. If it's not yours, don't take it. I dunno about you but I paid for my weed.

    Yes, you are correct. They are both illegal. But it seems only one is illegal for the right reasons.
     
  16. Back in high school a group of my friends got busted by an undercover driving a pizza hut truck across the street from the school.
    I'd just smoked a blunt out there too with them, but I left cause I had to go to class. Watched them get cuffed from like 50 yards away.
     
  17. Good thing they caught you.

    Pay for your shit like the rest of us kid
     
  18. #18 Goldmine, Feb 1, 2010
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    hey at least he stole from conglomomart....thats better than ripping off some poor gas station franchisee or something. still, stealing is bad.. if for no other reason than it gives pigs a reason to fuck with you(to protect the people youre stealing from from you.)
     
  19. Was sitting stoned as fuck in McDonalds with my friend next to a guy who just hooked us, and these two guys dressed in civilian clothing but with headsets in there ears (which was a dead giveaway) roll in. Our guy goes "Oh shit it's the undercover narcs". So we just act chill, but our guy is a 6 ft black guy wearing a large coat. Sooo... they end up just standing behind us trying to intimidate us. Eventually I realize there just standing behind us, put my Big Mac down, turn around and say "Do you want something, or do you just like the way the back of my head looks?" He goes "I could arrest you right now." I go "Well hello Officer, you forgot your uniform at home you know." And then he got pretty pissed so we left because our dealer had maddd tree and we didn't want him getting popped.
     
  20. I was at a gas station a few years ago and two dudes in an SUV rolled up and asked me if I wanted any "pot" or "blow". No one says Pot and every here calls it yay so I was already feelin bad about it. I say maybe and they told me to go "talk to their homie in the SUV over there" and pointed me to a blacked out SUV in the parking lot. I laughed at them and left.

    I think those were probably undercover cops
     

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