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essay for "the man" (lookin for a little help)

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by kingjames8, Feb 17, 2009.

  1. Hi all.
    I was busted a while ago and now need to write a 4 page essay on the negative effects of "self medicating with marijuana." :(

    so my question is, does anyone have some of those gov. bull$#!! sites handy?

    anyone else had to do this b4?

    thanks in advance :>
  2. google whitehousedrugpolicy. come up with a bunch of anti-maryjane shit.
    that sucks man.

  3. Haha That really sucks man Ive never heard of anything like that before
  4. say you can't find any

    and for them to suck it
  5. is one piece of shit you're looking for. also

    then you should go to and write an essay about the positive aspects of marijuana.
    staple that one to the back of the one you originally had to write.

    idk i think thats a great fucking idea, write 2 essays reflecting both points of view. thats what i wouldve done. you cant get in trouble cause you did what they asked and more, lipserviced the bullshit they wanted from you but still stayed true to yourself

    is it for school or like, probation?
  6. i just thought about that, and i honestly dont think i could lie that much. my conscience would just get to me...
  7. or try to stick it to the man n tell em all the good shit marij has brought peole with illneses , yada yada yada all that stuff. idk do what you want lol​

  8. is easily one of the evilest websites there are.
  9. im going to ssuggest the best thing ever, write a 4 page essay on how it doesnt affect your health and hand it in
  10. Write a four page paper about negative effects of smoking bud? I couldn't write a four page paper about negative effects on ANY drug. Whoever assigned you that paper is a serious asshole.
  11. #11 dotaliens, Feb 18, 2009
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    Making you write a paper on the negative side effects of smoking pot eh? Well, I might spend half that paper defining negative in a very proper manner, and then shoot onto things like, "your eyes aren't as wet sometimes" or "I get hungry and usually I don't have any good food around my house," but I would end by stating the worst side effect that can happen to anyone smoking pot is getting caught and being forced to write a ridiculous paper on the negative side effets.

  12. Do it.
  13. i'd go with this. haha
  14. Is it even possible to write four pages about how marijuana negativly effects you?
  15. lol... :smoke:

    well i figure its better then a criminal record... but it still kills me a little inside :(.

    thanks for the links guys, big help :D.
  16. Use this as your opening sentence then use the rest of your essay to prove it:

    "The worst effect, by far, of using marijuana is the unjust and illogical legal consequences peaceful smokers face."

    See this way you're telling them truth but still answering their question about the dangers of weed.:smoke:

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