Man and wife is home relaxing. watching tv. They tuck each other in and go off to sleep. sometime durring the night. glass breaks and a man enters their room... frightened. the 2 could only stare and do what he says. as he ties them up and explains that hes just escaped from prison.. the husband watches as the man rubs his wifes shoulders... he leans down and wispers in her ear.. then he leaves the room... The husband tells his wife.. " Honey, just do what he says, hes escaped from prison, if you refuse he might kill both of us he has nothing to lose.. just be strong, i love you" then the husband asks, "what did he say?" The wife responds " He said you have nothing to worry about, im gay, and he said you were kinda cute, then he asked me if we had any vaseline i told him its in the medicine cabinet in the bathroom... be strong honey, i love you."