Erotic Massage

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by BabyEyesStoner, Dec 10, 2014.

  1. Sup Blades.
     
    So I got no pussy when I should have. Nothing in high school, nothing in college. I was a fat fuck as a kid, had very restrictive, super religious parents and I made the terrific decision of living at home for uni and commuting for the first 2 years. No pussy in the past, none on the horizon. It seemed a little alright at the time cuz a lot of my friends were in the same boat. Slowly but surely though they all started banging and having girlfriends and I was left as The Last Virgin (played by Tom Cruise). My level of ineptitude around women was borderline phobia. And no, none of the girlfriends were willing to set me up with their friends. They valued their friendships too highly.
     
    At around 22 I decided, fuck this. I bit the bullet, looked up local rub 'n tugs and visited one. First was horrible, some early 40's busted Asian bitch. Then I had varying degrees of success with the random Asian establishments, some young and cute, other old and horrid. I politely declined the old and horrid ones. I did like 3 in 2 months.
     
    Then, everything changed. I discovered a chain (yes, a chain) of high-class spas with nothing but drop-dead gorgeous girls all between 18-25, all shapes, all sizes, all ethnicities. Needless to say, my bank account took quite a savage beating for the next year or so. At first it was just fun, excitement, omg this porn star hot girl is touching my junk. After getting over the teenage-level excitement every time I felt a finger on my kielbasa, I started to relax and just enjoy the moment. My early visits to this place felt more like a dream than reality. 
     
    After relaxing and just chatting during the massage all the advice you give to desperate virgin guys started to click. No matter how hot she is, she's just a person with her own problems, thoughts, insecurities, etc. You can talk to her without somehow bursting into flames. Had some good times there. If she's not interested in talking to you, FINE. You'll walk away alive, I promise you. Brought along a vaporizer a couple times to make it fun for both parties, a gesture most appreciated and paid back generously! It made me way more comfortable around not just women but extremely hot women. My crippling fear around da bitches was finally gone! Next thing you know, I was out there in the game for real.
     
    Now I'm 27 and haven't been back for years. Some of the girls gave me their numbers while I was a regular. Kept in touch with one and we banged for real about a year down the road (for free!). It was a bit pricey, but given how fucked up my mental state back then I dunno if I would've ever climbed out of lonely depression on my own. Any similar experiences? Haha
     
    And to all you parents out there, for the love of Frank Costanza allow your kids a social life. Shit gets ugly without one.
     
    tl;dr, high-class rub 'n tugs helped me get the pussy of that damn pedestal. Thoughts?

     
  2. Your a brave man. I figured if I got old and not married I would go this route. Better start saving!
     
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    OP is a wordsmith. These were some of the most beautifully crafted sentences i've ever read on GC.
     
  4. I guess I'll be the one who asks...
     
    So what is the name of this chain?
     
  5. im in a situation kinda like that but it has more to do with social anxiety
     
  6.  
    A friend of my husband works for a company that pays for 2 massages a month. He goes to this "massage" parlour that writes up legit looking claim forms, he gets rub-n-tugs on the company dime, so industrious that one.
     
  7. i actually enjoyed reading through your whole post. one day i hope to write sentences like you senpai. i cant form a complete sentence without making the reader confused. lol
     
  8. Ahh, why not it's flirtspa.ca, lotta new girls god dawwmnn..
     
  9. if you give me a rub n tug, ill give you a rub n vagina lickkkk
     
  10. Damn Canadians.
     
  11. Damn those girls are hot as fuck. It's legal in toronto? doesn't look like they are trying to hide it. 
     
  12.  
    No oral or penetration, just straight-up "massage." Massage can involve hands on cock. Or tits on face, whatever. Ass on face is very theraputic! They get checked occasionally to make sure there's no actual sex happening, but other than that no prob. 
     

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