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erased my thread and give me neg feedback over it?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Growmyown, Jan 24, 2010.

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  1. #1 Growmyown, Jan 24, 2010
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    are you fucking serious? I made a joke post last night and a bunch of losers/obvious fags got all butthurt over it, not like they havnt hd a cock in their asses before.

    what a bunch of fucking crybaby bitches we got over here on this site, jesus christ. must have the IQ of a dead fucking rat.

    heres what the thread was, an obvious joke. but some pussies decided I was offending them, becuase theyre gay themselves. so they left me neg feedback and some cock sucking, take-it-up-the-ass-every-fucking-night, loves-to-deepthroat-cocks, mod erased the thread becuase I obviously dissed his lifestyle. go suck another cock you fucking faggots, more chicks for me that way anyways.

    "1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.

    2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

    3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag.

    4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

    5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte". If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.

    6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.

    7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer."
     
  2. Those are actually quite entertaining and humorous. :D

    Rep is bullshit. Even if you post a spectacular post you don't get good rep. Most people on here are 18 or younger and its all a social group. At least thats what it looks like to me.

    I've gotten alot of negative rep since I've been here. All for just speaking my mind and people not liking it. Although if I've sitting around making fun of someones mistake you get +rep all around.

    It's just like highschool on these forums. Just keep your eyes peeled, you'll see people on here who actually know what they're talking about.

    BTW, this thread might get deleted...
     
  3. You can bet that sweet ass this thread will be deleted, too...lol
     
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