So.. I'm at my vacation house in Jamaica alone and my step dad sends me an email and lets me know he's going to fly in the following day. I freak out and start cleaning up the main house (long story short I moved into the guest house on the property) so that there's no evidence of my sessions. Well OF COURSE I didn't clean up everything. He finds a bowl I made out of a water bottle. He gave it to our live-in handyman/gardner and told him to tell me to keep my shit under wraps so my mom doesn't find out. He and I have never ever spoke about it. A week later... I'm at my dad's house and right when I landed I picked up some bud. I beat my dad home from work that day, so I decide to smoke a little something after a long day of traveling. Right when the smoke leaves my mouth on my fourth hit I hear the beep telling me our garage door is opening. I'm like FUCK! (He's no idiot) so I Febreze the shit out of my room but it doesn't work. He stops by my door and comes in to say welcome home and is greeted with the smell of some dank. "This smells like Marijuana"..."it's incense...I was stressed"... "Riiiight". Then he drops it! I hear nothing more about it. Later that week my mom tells me "your dad sent me an email saying he smelled weed in your room... I told him he was crazy!" THEN A WEEK LATER... I'm in my mom's room and I've got my laptop because we were looking at something online and she needed help. When I left her room I accidentally take her computer instead of mine (we both have unibody MacBooks so that's easy to do) and when she opens up my computer thinking it's hers...my gmail inbox was already up...and at first she thinks it's hers (so she says, but whatever) and then she reads and email...and another...and another. and sees so much shit. Me sending emails/pics to friends back home about my Jamaican herb adventures. She read it all. A DAY later she let's me know we had switched computers (I have a desktop too so didn't notice). I was blown away. She doesn't say anything. I figure once again I lucked out. A couple days later she told me to just make sure I'm making good life choices. I win. Sorry for lenght. Excited about "first" post
yeah that was fucking annoying. but I could only argue so much considering all the incriminating information she read ya know lol
party at my house!!! (highschool kid's voice) I was thinking that! at this rate who knows what else she checked though. it seems my family likes to leave certain things unspoken